Smoke me a kipper

Good. She should have got a medal....

There are strong rumours City will be offered a choice between being docked 115 points or watching Arsenal. Insiders claim the points deduction is more attractive.

Well we dont pull them all out like some clubs.......

Why is it called the National Trust, when there's an embarrassment about the nation that the Trust is supposedly representing

Also correct me for this but when Life of Brian came out Christians didn't go off their rockers and call John Cleese a "Christophobe" Muslims need to learn that mockery, criticism and questions or comments they don't like are part of living in the West. They're not special. They're just one group with one ideology that is as open to scrutiny, mockery and scrutiny as any other.

@PrestwichBlue @AshPaulo @AFCAMDEN TBF the shareholders are themselves, within reason, so hardly going to care. As for auditors.....

@AshPaulo @AFCAMDEN They've made a public commitment to their shareholders that they aren't anticipating a financial outflow. The auditors would absolutely want to be sure that statement is meaningful and I doubt the directors would sign off the accounts if it wasn't.

Rumours starting to build that Manchester City will be getting a points deduction pretty soon.

If you put a potato in the microwave and press pizza, when you take it out it's still a potato. That's how genders work.

Don't need a right back.

In multicultural UK these signs have appeared.

@rabbitholebot Nah. It's white so it will offend someone.....

The @FA Football Association wants to mandate that 1 in 4 football coaches come from a Black, Asian or other minority background. As the saying in football goes, this is utter woke nonsense. The game’s gone. Fans don’t care what the coach looks like. They just want the best person for the job, based on merit alone. That’s what gets results. Not tokenism. I’ve written to the FA urging a rethink. I’m happy to help them draw up a fairer policy. Let’s kick racism out of football, including anti-white racism.

I infiltrated a WhatsApp group used by Channel migrant gangs. They’re advertising weapons, love the Ayatollah and organise illegal crossings into Britain through multiple different routes. Will the authorities do anything to disrupt them?

TAXPAYERS MONEY TO BE SPENT CLEARING UP ILLEGAL MIGRANTS LITTER WHILE THEY SLEEP DURING THE DAY. Here is a round up of the latest home office meeting notes for RAF Wethersfield visit on 17th March. 👇

Stop for Ramadam though. Can't have it both ways....

@Hughavinalaf2 Problem is Pep will put him straight back in....

@trebletime23 I think it was a major reason,yes,as was Trafford's presence. I think we could have an improvement in attack without Haaland too,although his defensive aerial ability is very useful.

Was the improvement in the defence on Sunday due to no Dias......

@mancobi @RealTolmie @slbsn Karma got him as i dount Raya would have dropped the bollock a few minutes later. Worked in our favour eventually.....

@RealTolmie @slbsn We had a good view of it too. Thought at the time it should have been red and am convinced now. Doku would have clear sight of goal and is right footed so it is a clear goal scoring opportunity. Shows how useless VAR is.

Still think this much closer to red than was made out. This is the initial foul.

@talkSPORT They'll all be back for next game.....

Arsenal have had FIVE players pull out of international duty just hours after losing the Carabao Cup final. William Saliba 🇫🇷 Gabriel Magalhaes 🇧🇷 Jurrien Timber 🇳🇱 Eberechi Eze 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Leandro Trossard 🇧🇪 Is this a worrying sign for the Gunners? 🤕

And so they should. If PSG want to be a big club and compete in all trophies then they have to fave the same consequences as everyone else. .

@Really_Corleone @AmosMurphy_ If he'd been sent off he wouldn't have dropped the bollock for the first goal. Karma is a bitch.....

@AmosMurphy_ started at Wembley last year in the FA cup final

Thankfully this wasn’t result-altering but file it under the absolutely maddening decisions City have had since the turn of 2026. Blowing up to give a yellow card when the keeper is out of his box and the goal is open.