Base God

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Bald Kombat

@coinbase The number of hairs allowed on your head to enter Baldhalla

The number of stocks tradable on Coinbase.

Don’t get ready. Stay ready.

Base is now even faster (5k TPS and growing). Base is the best chain for trading, payments, and agents.

@donofbase @Nibel_eth @base The Disciple to Base team pipeline continues 🙇

I’ve officially joined @base as APAC Social Lead. Because APAC has some of the most cracked builders in the world. And they deserve more distribution. That changes now. Might drop a launch video soon 👀

Happy Sunday egg heads 🥚

Today is a great day to bald on @base

@coinbase 🪒

Dear algorithm

Build the world you want to see, on @base

@ttyl5h She should’ve dehaired for forgiveness 💇‍♀️

One Saturday, went to my room and saw our cleaner very anxious. She told me she committed a "grave fault", asked what it was and she showed me a broken @tybasegod figurine. She thought it was a saint LMWOOOO 😭 Technically, she wasn’t wrong. TYBG.

@coinbase Wake up and choose baldness

Bitcoin woke up and chose $74k to start the week.

Awaiting

this is how Women’s Day was observed by the early followers of @tybasegod study the gospel, remember the core values. tybg 🙏

USA crypto leader brutally baldmogs bank executives.

Make them believe @base is the future Unleash relentless FUD to shake out sinners Ok, now start the journey to Baldhalla

@brian_armstrong Only the based survive

Market conditions like this usually spawn the best products, and the best memes. Ignore price, keep innovating. And post more memes.

The Rapture comes when they least expect it. When they give up hope. When they doubt His Baldness. Don’t be them.

@dswagg_dmurph15 @meowphasaurus Baldhalla awaits ✨

#NewProfilePic Shit Just Fits Me! @meowphasaurus and @tybasegod. LFG TYBG💥

@degentokenbase Good luck degens 🎩

A creature unlike any other. A dreamer, a disruptor … a … DEGEN. 777 supply. Free mint. Q1 2026 Enter the dream → dream.degen.tips