big fat island cat 🐳
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big fat island cat 🐳
@meowphasaurus
co-founder @useboardwalk | advisor to @veildotcash | crypto class of 2017; building since 2021
Katılım Temmuz 2023
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To every founder who spent the last two years heads down on fundamentals and revenue while everyone around you was printing millions on memecoins and calling you an idiot for building a real business:
Your time is coming. The next few months and years are about to make all of it worth it.
People were calling you naive and slow, while you watched extractors with zero product and a good ticker make more in a week than you made all year, and you kept building anyway.
That decision is about to become the best one you ever made.
Sooner or later the market stops paying for tickers and starts paying for businesses. We're right at that turn. And the people who never stopped building real things are about to eat while everyone else is still looking for the next 2 hour meta.
The idiots of 2024 are the geniuses of 2026.
Keep going chads, we see you.
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A token needs to graduate so users can see how @UseBoardwalk works.
PSA: I plan to contribute up to 2.5e to @FireturdHotShit’s next auction tomorrow.
Disclaimer: The issuer is a third party and not part of the Boardwalk team. Not an endorsement. Not financial advice.
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Boardwalk Summer is open 🐳
Apply today:
form.typeform.com/to/VISZKrcB
Most launchpads stop at the ticker.
Boardwalk launches the whole economy.
The auction, the permanently locked seed liquidity, the fee routing, the vesting, the public place your community goes after.
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we should be actively supporting anybody brave enough to deploy defi experiments onchain. thats part of why summer 2020 was so fun. lots of stuff broke. lots of stuff needed iterated. but some of the protocols that came out of that era are still cornerstones of defi/crypto today
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An issuer on @RobinhoodCrypto has launched a “piece of shit on fire token”auction on @useboardwalk.
👉 50% supply auctioned + 50% paired with contributed wETH into permanently locked liquidity if it graduates (5e threshold).
👉 if graduates, LP vault with swap fee (0.25%) and token fee (0.15%) direction, plus multiplier point system embedded into vault rewarding loyalty and longevity of service provided (longer you LP, more MPs you earn, fees distribute based on total weight of pool + MPs).
📖Read the docs and view UseBoardwalk.com for more details.
Note: Boardwalk is permissionless and does not endorse any token. Not financial advice.
Fireturd@FireturdHotShit
Just launched $FIRETURD on @useboardwalk 🐳 It's hot shit. 🔥💩 Link to 24hr public auction in replies ⬇️
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Best post of 2026 from Brian so far.
We don’t need to all be some inhumane hyper-optimistic customer. We can be annoyed by something, think it should be fixed, say it on the timeline, and that should not just be NORMAL, it should be encouraged. We need more opinions, not less. We need more options to actually be considered by service providers as feedback.
But the real reason airlines do all of those announcements is to prompt passengers to sit down and buckle up. Quickly. People won’t even read a few pages anymore, do you really think that they move or coordinate efficiently? Look at onchain human and agent efficiency and coordination, it’s awful.
While you may know about the turbulence, most don’t check prior to a flight; airlines inform everyone if turbulence is expected because transparency reduces complaints after the fact. “We warned ya.”
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The random announcements over the intercom.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a useful announcement, only interruptions.
I don’t need you to tell me the weather at the destination (I have a phone), I already know the duration of the flight, yes I’m aware it might get bumpy, no I don’t want a credit card, etc.
I’m trying to concentrate on something else while you provide a transportation service. Unless the plane is on fire, don’t interrupt.
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Besides airplanes being too slow, what are the things you hate most about flying commercially?
(We'll fix as many of these as we can on Overture!)
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@lex_node @superphiz truth spoken applicable to most instances generally too
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@superphiz just know that the people pushing this do not care about a single thing you say, they are running a political campaign not having an honest debate or discussion
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Damnit. Laying in bed thinking about issuance.
Validators provide security, but they aren't the first class citizens of Ethereum, the first class citizens are the holders/users. If you ask a non-staking Eth holder: "Should we reduce issuance?" what will they say?
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i want to ape something on @base
i want to support builders
i want to support early stage projects that can bring real users onchain
where are you?
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Hey @Offchain, a user bridged $BWLK from @ethereum to @RobinhoodCrypto using the @arbitrum bridge and not our CCIP route.
Their funds are stuck. Need your help to get them unstuck. Could someone DM me so we can help this user? Thanks.
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@aurasforaura @useboardwalk are you in discord? updated there will be this week. sending as bwlk given migration
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@useboardwalk When are we getting the free tokens you promised to everyone who participated in the previous auction?
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Did you know that on legacy launchpads, issuer fees can stop reaching you when your token trades outside its original launch pool?
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Don’t get mad.
Just @useboardwalk. 🐳
Boardwalk@useboardwalk
Put the fee in the pool, it stays where the pool is. Put it in the token, it goes where the token goes. That's fee protection, standard on every launch through Boardwalk. Trading can move elsewhere, and the fee still routes the way it was defined. Onchain starts here. 🐳
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Some of the first BWLK stakers are checking out @useboardwalk. This is what one person had to say about it:
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our team has done this for ~4 years on avg before deprecating to build @useboardwalk
results of multiple billions in volume and multiple millions in fees without ponzinomics
with innovative product development and net new experiences not some forked run of the mill shit
BUILD
malone@blainemalone
day 260 of proving two technical founders can build a $100k/month crypto startup without funding: Current milestone: $1,000/month App live: ~116 days Progress: $51 / $1,000 🟧⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️(5%) [shipping]: I remember reading a quote that building before product-market fit feels like pushing a boulder uphill. Once you find it, the boulder starts rolling downhill. We’re not rolling downhill quite yet, but when users send us messages like the one in this post, it feels like the hill gets a little less steep. In other news, still shipping the browser extension. [workout]: no workout. Went for a dip in the Irish sea.
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@paulg Respectfully Paul these days Democrats are also movie bad guys, just of a different genre. Trying to install Biden for a second term when he couldn't put two sentences together so the government could be run by a secret cabal behind him is a movie bad guys plot.
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Democrats and Republicans may be about equally likely to have mistaken policies, but Democrats are less dangerous in the worst case. Worst case Democrats are smug ideologues, but worst case Republicans are movie bad guys.
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Gm @Veildotcash is gone multichain!
Deposits from @RobinhoodCrypto are now live.
We are also exploring crosschain withdrawals, on robinhood along with a bunch of other chains.
🧑🍳
Veil.Cash@Veildotcash
Deposit straight from @RobinhoodApp Chain into @Veildotcash in one click. ETH in, private, in one flow, no network switching. Live now on Veil 👇
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Most builders launch alone. This season you don't have to.
Apply to Boardwalk Summer 👇
form.typeform.com/to/VISZKrcB
🔵 Dedicated workshop
🔵 Podcast feature
🔵 Community AMA
🔵 20% off Sherlock audits
🔵 5% off DeFi Llama research
🔵 Post-launch case study
The season is open.
Boardwalk@useboardwalk
Boardwalk is live and kicking off with Boardwalk Summer, an 8-week launch program across @Ethereum, @Base, @Arbitrum, and @RobinhoodCrypto! 🐳 Meet teams during auctions, stay involved after launch, and follow each token economy as it grows. Details and how to apply below! 👇
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for those of you who don’t know, @Rhynotic is one of the best uniswap hook developers of all time
he’s completely self bootstrapped, and all of his projects are community focused
awesome to see the traction FWA has been getting
TokenWorks™@token_works
Fake World Assets is now live™ A new way to buy and sell NFTs. fwa(dot)fun
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@robotevm Odos could never compete with 0x at protocol/token routing support and integrations.
No chance.
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Phil was always the nicer one between us at 0x
don’t make me tap the sign.
Phil 🍵@philipliao_
I have so much respect for the Odos team. Back in late 2022, at 0x - we realized that we had begun falling behind in DEX routing 1inch was #1, ParaSwap was doing well, but a new player had quietly changed the game: Odos Their routes were a work of art: obscure intermediate tokens, swap legs that were sized down to a few bps, great liquidity source coverage. They showcased this all in their iconic beautiful Sankey diagram I was coping at the time, saying things like "this swap has an arb in it, there's no way that'll be there when a user swaps!" or "the data seems stale!" And while the Odos routes were not perfect, they were very good. Our internal benchmarks showed Odos dominating at larger trade sizes. So we got to work. We knew we had to completely rebuild every part of our stack: smart contracts, data indexing, algorithms, even our choice in programming language - all re-imagined from scratch. From all of this, 0x API v2 was born Today, at 0x, we still view Odos as one of the best in the game. They inspired us to do better. Iron sharpens iron, game respects game, and I'm saddened to see them hang up their shoes 🫡
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