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@bklyndispatch @TouchlineX It's just one extra game, it's not diluting anything

@TouchlineX It’s a shame the 48 team world cups dilutes the quality of this achievement

🚨 The amount of World Cups each of the top 5 goalscorers have played: 1. Lionel Messi, 16 goals: Messi's currently playing his record 6th World Cup. 2. Miroslav Klose, 16 goals: Klose played in the 2002, 2006, 2010, and 2014 World Cups. 3. Ronaldo Nazario, 15 goals: Nazario played in the 1994, 1998, 2002, and 2006 World Cups 4. Gerd Muller, 14 goals: Muller played in the 1970 and 1974 World Cups 5. Kylian Mbappe, 14 goals: Mbappe has played in the 2018, 2022, and currently the 2026 World Cups.

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

@anishmoonka See @ L m.

A coconut crab can pinch almost as hard as a lion bites. It weighs about as much as a housecat. So handing one a nut to crack is like hiring a wrecking ball to open your mail. And the claw is the tame part. Scientists in Okinawa measured the squeeze in 2016. They caught 29 wild coconut crabs and had each one clamp down on a steel sensor. The little ones barely registered. The biggest in the group bit down with 400 pounds of force. On the largest crabs ever found, it climbs to around 740. The lead scientist, Shin-ichiro Oka, said that pound for pound the crab is about ninety times stronger than its own body weight. Built the same way, he worked out, a person could crush things with six tons of force. He found this out in person. A crab grabbed his hand twice and would not let go, and he later called those few minutes eternal hell. Only one animal on land out-grips it. A saltwater crocodile bites about five times harder than the crab can pinch. A lion is roughly an even match, and everything else, leopards, wolves, most bears, comes in lower. The claw is the famous part. The rest of the animal is stranger. A coconut crab is the biggest land relative of insects, spiders, and crabs on Earth, with legs spreading close to three feet, about the size of a small dog. It can live forty to sixty years, far longer than your dog ever will. It climbs twenty feet up a palm tree and can drag something as heavy as a ten-year-old kid. And for an animal named after coconuts, it barely touches them, going instead for fruit, rotting wood, dead animals, and other crabs. After it sheds its old shell, it even eats that. Two things about this creature sound invented. They are not. First, it cannot swim. Hold a grown coconut crab underwater for an hour and it drowns, because somewhere down the line it swapped its gills for lungs and started breathing air the way we do. Second, it hunts. A biologist from Dartmouth once filmed one climb a tree in the dark, grab a sleeping seabird, snap its wing, and haul it to the ground. Within twenty minutes, five more crabs followed the smell of blood. They spent hours pulling the bird apart. On islands crowded with these things, the birds have quietly stopped nesting on the ground. Which brings us back to that nut. A coconut crab's claw is body armor and a weapon, grown by a soft creature that gave up its shell and had to get dangerous to survive. Cracking a walnut is probably the most boring thing it will ever do with it.

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@alaska890 @rioferdy5 He played it this season too under Amorim

@rioferdy5 Play Heaven and Shaw center back. He played center back in some games during ETH

Looks like Woodgate or Evans alongside Heaven at CB this weekend 😱

Carney went 3 for 3 in these elections

@kayodeCF @Letter_to_Jack Short codes are better, it'll make the service more effective

@Letter_to_Jack Emergency services from Ambulance service to fire service are all working perfectly and timely in Ogun state. Save their numbers cos you may need them someday.

Around 11 p.m. last night, I got a call from someone. They said there’s an accident along Illisan, and they have called an ambulance, no response. I asked them how long ago did they call the ambulance, they said 15min, I said it’s not possible for Ogun State ambulance to not respond in that timeframe because they are on a Trunk B road. I asked which ambulance number they called. He said 112. I told him to call the Ogun State ambulance service number: 0811 200 0033 instead. He called back 10min later. That Ogun State ambulance had arrived at the scene, and they were on their way to OOUTH. When there’s an accident in Ogun State, call the Ogun State hotline FIRST before dialing 112. 112 is a short code, but the response time is not the same. 112 is a federal emergency line. They’ll do a lot of rerouting before they can locate you. The Ogun State emergency service will locate you quickly because the operators know everywhere in the state. {If you need proof that this happened, demand it, I’ll provide it} Just take the information. Please.

Work. School. Tim Hortons. Go bus. Work. Church. Ig reels. Debit. Debit. Credit. Church. Insufficient funds. LemFi. LemFi. Cry. Eat. Gym. Work. School. School. Work. No Frills. Try to fall in love. Fall out back. Talking stage. Family. Work. School. ADP. indeed. IRCC.celpip. PGWP

Whoever thought of spicy skittles should be jailed

@KrisSmith98 Set-Piece FC?

UCL quarter-final and you're getting a team's name wrong👍

@Lucimartins2323 @instablog9ja It's not your unregulated Nigeria

@uceee023 @instablog9ja I know those people might use the opportunity to harvest something else from her.

Nigerian Student, One Other D+e After Giving Plasma at For-Profit Collection Centers. Health Canada Begins Investigation Two people, including 22-year-old Nigerian student Rodiyat Alabede, have d+ed after donating plasma at Winnipeg centres that pay for donations, CBC News reports. The d+aths, which occurred in October 2025 and January 2026, are under review by Health Canada. The federal regulator confirmed receiving reports of fatal adverse reactions in plasma donors but said it has not established a link between the donations and the d+aths. The company operating the centres, Grifols, stated it has “no reason to believe” the d+aths are connected to plasma collection. Alabede d+ed on Oct. 25 after attending an appointment at the Grifols Plasma Donation Centre on Taylor Avenue. “She was always happy. She had so many dreams, especially when she came to Canada,” said close friend Mary Ann Chika. “She held a big place in my heart.” Originally from Nigeria, Alabede moved to Winnipeg in 2022 to study at the University of Winnipeg with aspirations of becoming a social worker and helping people with disabilities, Chika said. Chika identified Alabede at the hospital after she was pronounced d+ad. She said doctors shared limited information, only confirming that Alabede’s heart stopped while giving plasma. “And before she arrived at the hospital, she had already passed,” Chika said. The second reported fatal reaction occurred on Jan. 30, 2026, at Grifols’ Innovation Drive location. Health Canada did not provide further details due to privacy laws. Health Canada continues to assess both cases as part of its review of plasma donor safety.

Line 2 is the absolute ghetto🤮

@Lucimartins2323 @instablog9ja It's not risk, it's a generally safe procedure

@instablog9ja The risk we Nigerian take we do it for money,may God be with us because it's not easy anymore.

I'm packing El Yamiq instead of Yamal, God please

@ilujogbo @olisaemeka_G ????

@olisaemeka_G Saudi league Bawo! What level of slave mentality statement is that? No matter the amount being paid, he is not CR7 yet. This is how all this local scouts use talented players destiny to fulfill their own goals. No go Saudi o!!!

🚨UPDATE AYOBAMI “Baggio” TO SAUDI LEAGUE From this video alone, I think all football fans can agree he can play in the Saudi league comfortably. Repost this and tag any Saudi league twitter page to give Ayo a trial. This will be a good move, as the league will get millions of supports from Nigerian football lovers. He is just 27 and can still give a solid 5years of top quality football. Twitter Ng let’s do this 💪🏾 @SPL_EN @Alhilal_EN @ALAHLI_FCEN @AlNassrFC_EN

@LogicalVelocity @CitImmCanada How many jobs do you think are available on campus? You're really not the thinking type, are you?

@CitImmCanada They all work full time and you pieces of shit do nothing about it. Make it so they can't work off campus and increase the amount they need to live off of to even get a permit.

Important information for international students who plan to work while studying: •You can only work in Canada as an international student if your study permit conditions say you can. •If you are eligible to work off campus, you can only work up to 24 hours per week while classes are in session. •Working more than you are allowed is a violation of your study permit conditions, which can have serious consequences. Learn more: bit.ly/4ooAMd3

@Boy_Hashh @Dir_Martinsz External Webcam 150k😭😭😭

@Dir_Martinsz Mouse and keyboard 100k Rug 450k Speaker 500k Lmao if you don’t get out of my face!

“10m is too expensive” Camera is not included in this quotation ooo and the total is 7M 😂😂 DJ chicken sef no believe.

Dec 24: Christmas Eve Dec 25: Christmas Day Dec 26: Dec 27-30: The Void — No one knows what day it is. Dec 31: New Year's Eve Jan 1: New Year's Day Jan 2: Reality hits

Awwww fake smile. Mary hold this little Lamb for me 🤌🏻

@DavyXebec @DeadlineDayLive Real

@DeadlineDayLive So everyone isnt mentioning the fact about why he left Ajax

🚨 Ajax approached Marc Overmars to return to the club to replace Alex Kroes as Technical Director. He declined. His reply: "Ajax is a ship that has sailed. I have a soft spot for Ajax and Amsterdam, but it's a thing of the past for me." Overmars was Director of Football at Ajax between 2012-2022. (Source: @telegraaf)