Chris Connors

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

@SenFettermanPA As someone who donated, volunteered for your campaign. I cannot wait to see your Senate career come to an end.

In January, I called on the president to fire Noem—and he did. I truly approached the confirmation of my colleague and friend, Senator Mullin, with an open-mind. We need a leader at DHS. We must reopen DHS. My AYE is rooted in a strong committed, constructive working relationship with Senator Mullin for our nation’s security.

@AmericanAir And calling constraints on how Travel Credits can be used a "superpower" is… special I guess

@AmericanAir Cute. How I (and everyone else) actually thinks of it: Travel Credit is my money you're holding (because a refund is too obvious), and I should be able to use it for any of your offerings, whether that's new tickets, upgrades, or anything else.

Hey @AmericanAir why can't you use Travel Credit for upgrade offers?

U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has released his first statement since the start of last night’s large-scale air campaign against Iran, dubbed Operation Epic Fury, stating: “Overnight, on President Trump’s orders, the Department of War commenced OPERATION EPIC FURY — the most lethal, most complex, and most-precision aerial operation in history. The Iranian regime had their chance, yet refused to make a deal — and now they are suffering the consequences. For almost fifty years, Iran has targeted and killed Americans, always seeking the world’s most powerful weapons to further their radical cause. Last night, unlike any previous president, President Trump began dealing with this cancer. We will not tolerate powerful missiles targeting the American people. Those missiles will be destroyed, along with Iran’s missile production. The Iranian navy will be destroyed. And, as President Trump has said his entire life, Iran will never have a nuclear weapon. The United States did not start this conflict, but we will finish it. If you kill or threaten Americans anywhere in the world — as Iran has — then we will hunt you down, and we will kill you. Our warriors are the best in the world, and they are fully unleashed to achieve our objectives. May God’s providence protect them in this vital mission.”

Remember when he praised Ukraine for suspending elections during wartime?

President Trump announces that the U.S. has begun a "massive" campaign against Iran. Says that the US intends to destroy Iran's missile forces, missile industry, navy, nuclear program, and proxies.

To deliver AI-dependent use cases not yet identified of unknown value to consumers and enterprises.

@FitnessAI_ I took advantage of your lifetime subscription offer which included Fithub. It wasn’t linked to my FitnessAI account, so you spotted me a 30 day code. Which worked, & gave you a month to align the subscriptions. It ended. Still can’t sign in to FitHub.

@vxunderground “By accident”

Yeah, so pretty much, like, there is this really sketchy company in Israel named "Paragon". Paragon sells a "product" called GRAPHITE. Let me explain the background and why this is very silly. GRAPHITE spyware which allows "customers" to remotely access peoples cell phones and monitor their instant messaging applications such as WhatsApp It is spyware. It is sometimes called Mercenary Spyware because it is primarily used by governments to spy on political enemies, journalists, and activists. Very little is known about Paragon, GRAPHITE, and their "customers". However, it was publicly noted by the Trump administration in January, 2025, to be purchased by the United States government and to be used to aid ICE. Furthermore, in September 2025 the Trump administration noted the usage of Graphite to aid the United States against "domestic terrorist organizations" such as "ANTIFA". ICE acting director Todd Lyons noted using GRAPHITE to monitor anti-ICE protestors to track "ringleaders and professional agitators". Citizen Lab and other civil rights organizations have documented the usage of GRAPHITE against individuals in Australia, Canada, Cyprus, Denmark, Israel, Singapore and (unsurprisingly) the United States. It is believed the Canadian government actively uses GRAPHITE in Ontario. Okay, so why does all of this matter? Yeah, it's super fucked up. But today representatives from Paragon accidentally leaked GRAPHITE screenshots ... ON LINKEDIN. Dawg, that image in the background IS GOVERNMENT FUCKING SPYWARE It shows phone numbers in Czechia, apps, accounts, media on the phone, "interception status", and phone numbers extracted. THEY LEAKED IT BY ACCIDENT ON LINKEDIN WHILE TAKING SELFIES

@chris_ferland *again. Miss them again.

Can’t lose in the first round of the playoffs if you miss them entirely

@tomieinlove I’m ronching over here!

To give you an idea of how far AI has advanced, this is when an early neural network tried to come up with new names for colors:

@PcPhilanthropy WinAmp that llama's ass ain't gonna whip itself

What’s the first thing you’re downloading?

“Only the best people” Sorry pumpkin, was actual work, requiring skills and expertise, harder than barking raving nonsense into your podcast microphone? Have fun hawking supplements Dan Bongino Says He Will Step Down From F.B.I. in January nytimes.com/2025/12/17/us/… via @NYTimes

@alyssaleann 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This couple bought a flipped midcentury house and un-flipped it, and it’s gorgeous

@RepNancyMace Wait so you’re bad at math too?

President Trump knows breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 🧇🥓🍳🥞🍩🍽️ Thanks to him, the cost of groceries to make a simple everyday breakfast is down 14%. The Trump effect.

@AP The plan to “eliminate poverty” just dropped

Elon Musk predicted that AI and robots would eventually allow work to become optional for human beings, that money would become “irrelevant” and poverty would cease to exist.

“FSD is 18 months away”

I’m seeing a lot of “Keep Mike Embrascia” signs around Allegheny County. Oddly, none of them mention his love for the Cleveland Browns.