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If Roman was in a securely attached relationship with Gerri, he would become Gomez fucking Addams thank you I will be taking no questions at this time.
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🎃🦇 Gerri Kellman's Bat 🦇👻
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@vast_differ3nce
Music teacher, Queer, mom, wife, poly. This is Stan Twitter™️ at 40. she/her. #BlackLivesMatter
เข้าร่วม Aralık 2016
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Bold of you to assume I wrote anything yesterday besides lesson plans
E.L. Chandler@ElChandler
Me, most of the time 😂😂
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People forget that Vice President Kamala Harris is from the Bay Area
She was DA, AG and Senator watching what Silicon Valley was up to
She was an early voice warning about placing guardrails on the nascent technologies like AI
In 2019 she warned us
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris
Long before today’s ruling, we knew social media was harming our young people. Teens, parents, advocates, and even casual observers begged tech and elected leaders to take action. While we applaud this decision, we have much more work to do to protect young people online and support their mental health and wellness.
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it's really like the beginning of deborah couldn't stand seeing ava cry or be sad. those two awkward taps 🥺
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Friendly reminder you need to start Hawkeyemaxxing.
- wear a bathrobe at inopportune moments
- bully your boss and co-workers with witty zingers
- constantly daydrink martinis to get through The Horrors™
- have another man with you at all times to riff off of
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On the 40th anniversary of Perfect Strangers I ask you...
Who remembers the Bibbii Babka song? 😂
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@interminded @GunnelsWarren Are you aware you just described the plots of “Brave New World,” “1984,” and “Fahrenheit 451”?
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@GunnelsWarren The hard truth: Your daughter will not attend school at all. Schools will be obsolete.
The point of education will become moot except for the social experience.
Human knowledge apart from a general grasp on how the world works will no longer be required for succes in life.
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I don’t want my daughter’s teacher to be a humanoid robot named Plato.
I want her teacher to be a human being that is paid a living wage and is not forced to work 3 jobs to survive.
CSPAN@cspan
"Figure 03" AI-powered robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.
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@docmitch93 @teachthemx3 It’s also on the states. They shouldn’t castigate districts for their suspension rates if they truly want the rules enforced.
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I firmly believe that the biggest issue with discipline is cowardly superintendents. If the sup is courageous enough to create the mandate for control then the principals get scrutinized as to their abilities to enforce it. We'll find new ones if necessary. SOME kids might leave. Usually the ones you want gone. Fine riddance in my opinion. All the staff and the vast majority of kids will appreciate the control and safety.
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The reason schools don’t enforce real consequences? Students would leave. And when students leave, funding follows.
We have kids who refuse to give up their phones… and we hand them right back at the end of the day. 1st offense or 50th, it doesn’t matter.
If it were actually taken for a month, many would walk out.
So instead of changing behavior, we lower expectations.
Marc Porter Magee 🎓@marcportermagee
Public schools: “But how will we enforce this cell phone ban?!” Private schools: “We saw you using your phone in hallway. We will give you your phone back next month.”
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@catarinaaba @travisakers I personally believe middle and high school students should have the right to have their phone on them. But they should have to use the pocket system or to keep it out of sight during class. Too many bad things happen when schools don’t enforce no personal devices during class.
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@vast_differ3nce @travisakers so why shouldn’t every student also have the same ability? 👀
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Parents,
Stop texting your kids during class while they’re at school. If it’s that important you can call the main office. But now you’re taking away from my classroom time and the time of 35 other students because you can’t follow the rules and law yourself. So knock it off.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Respectfully
Mr. Akers
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@catarinaaba @travisakers And if God forbid there is an actual shooter, we are literally instructed by admin to use our cell phones to call 911 because it’s the fastest. Some districts actually disable the ability to call 911 on a classroom phone so kids can’t prank call it.
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@vast_differ3nce @travisakers Umm… the intercom or radio? Why do they need their personal cell phone
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@catarinaaba @travisakers The office can ignore intercom buttons. Some schools’ intercom buttons don’t work, and not all rooms have phones. And you’re HIGH if you think all classrooms have radios. If you have one per grade level, your school is well off.
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@EvaGeorge919 @travisakers Admin will literally fire us if kids are not paying attention in our class. That is part of teacher evaluation everywhere in the United States. So go tell it to Linda McMahon, the esteemed head of the Department of Education in all her infinite wisdom w/ zero teaching experience.
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@vast_differ3nce @travisakers Then administration needs to set me straight as to the teacher's ACTUAL job...to teach not patrol my kid's phone or attention span.
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Yes, you can text your kid anytime you please, but if they are using their phone in my class, they’re not going to see your message because the phone is being confiscated and you can pick it up in the office after school, because that’s where it’s going when your child violates the law in Florida.
Thank you, @GovRonDeSantis, teachers are grateful for this support in the classroom, especially with entitled and verbally abusive parents.
Murphy 🌵@shelobcat
I will text my kids anytime I please. If you think I trust that drama filled, parent hating government school employee who answers the phone to give my child a message you have lost your damn mind. Sucks to have 35 kids in a class. I’m sure a text to my kid is the reason they do not listen to you.
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I’d like to see the robot manage 24 kids, write a referral, write an accident report, help 3 kids with a long division problem, deal w/ the 3 kids who insist they all need the bathroom NOW, & make sure that someone doesn’t slip in the water that just got dumped. Simultaneously.
TheTerribleTeam@TheTerribleTeam
@SketchesbyBoze An Ai powered robot will likely do a better job at teaching random kids how to read since it cam adopt a learning structure according how that kid learns. Clearly human teachers are doing a shit job.
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@TheTerribleTeam @SketchesbyBoze And what happens when a kid picks up a chair and crushes the robot? Who will be left to handle that?
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@SketchesbyBoze An Ai powered robot will likely do a better job at teaching random kids how to read since it cam adopt a learning structure according how that kid learns. Clearly human teachers are doing a shit job.
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They’re trying to eliminate human teachers at a time when less than a third of students can read on a basic level. Students don’t need fancy tech, which has already made learning nearly impossible. We’re spending billions to produce a nation of illiterates.
CSPAN@cspan
"Figure 03" AI-powered robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.
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@EvaGeorge919 @travisakers And then you’ll be the same parent
Karening to administration that the teacher can’t fail your child for not doing their work.
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@travisakers Lol! Do your job, teach. It's NOT your job to make sure my kid is paying attention. If phone isn't mkg notification sounds, then them texting is no different than then doodling on paper. DO YOUR JOB.
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It will be the presidential equivalent of teaching in person the first full year after distance learning.
Brad@BraddrofliT
Here’s the part no one is saying: The next president won’t get a real first term. They’ll inherit a repair job. Rebuilding alliances. Restoring credibility. Undoing damage. An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.
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@TheoManBabies Someone should be going through the computers of every single man who thinks what Eric Conn said is correct.
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Can you imagine that’s what I meant? 🤡
Being Perceived Despiser@AvoidPerception
“Can you imagine a father taking real steps to prevent his daughter from being sexually abused?? This is scary.”
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@catarinaaba @travisakers Cool then we might not have a way to call for help if two kids are beating the shit out of each other 🤷♀️
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@travisakers Cool I agree only if you do the same thing. Teachers lock up there phones and can’t use them until the school day is over
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@AliceBetwixt @chriskilroy @travisakers You do realize that schools that allow students unchecked access to their phones in school are more likely to have issues with the phones being used for bullying and instigating fights, right? Reasonable phone regulations protect kids.
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Victims need our voices. The systems are fcked up and sinister. This is the same systemic overlay that uses the energy of children and innocents to gain power and control for the worst “people” on the planet. Victims have been talking about it for decades but I get the impression you’re probably a pedosadist defender, or at best a denier. I’m not trying to convince a YOU. You are demonstrating yourself to be part of a very active problem.
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@teachthemx3 Districts need to allow zeros when nothing has been turned in.
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He must have attended a private school.
In public school, there's no such thing as late math work. Just turn it in by the last day of the semester.
There are no lines left to blur. We’ve erased them.
Brilyn Hollyhand@BrilynHollyhand
If I turn my math homework in late, I get a zero. Why do we value math homework turn in dates more than election ballot turn in dates? Ballots shouldn't be accepted after election day. This is common sense.
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