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Hypergamy stole everything from me

Just one or two inches taller and i would have had a girlfriend in college… but hypergamy had different plans for me

My Twitter feed the past few days

@sadreturns Hypergamy stole this from everyone

this is what the result of the 2008 presidential election stole from you

Illegal immigrants 11 seconds after sneaking into a white country and jumping onto taxpayer welfare

employim on sunday evening

@Unfilteredchori They should call “hip dips the chopped”

Camila Cabello turned Italy into her runway. No mercy. 🥵🇮🇹

@phieoid Thinking about the calories in even one of these is making me lose my mind

i might be addicted to crumbl.. ໒꒰ྀི × ˕ ×｡꒱ྀི১

top 5 horror movies: 1. having a job. 2. not having a job. 3. applying for jobs. 4. the job market. 5. the concept of working my whole life.

@kisslandcrush Death would be preferable to becoming pathetic enough to have esex in vrchat

just cannot fathom the concept of people having esex in VR chat man

You only love me for my fucking poop

The 'natural state' of sexual competition is obviously where over 50% of dates/hookups meet on the GoySwiper app monopoly that can permaban you with forensic facial recognition if you offend the political sensibilities of land whales with clinical mental disorders

Your ”niche interests” fucking suck

There really are people out there who hardmaxx before they even get lean

Women owe you sex if you spend time with them.

Letting yourself go bald in 2026 is like dying of whooping cough or some shit

@wapital3 Being above 6’ is literally just tutorial mode

browsing new pairs #clavicular #looksmaxdotorg #selfimprovement #chickenbrocollirice #hexumlite

She was so ugly, how did she get any orbiters at first place

@blackpilldood 17 and 16 is also legal in a majority of the world!

18 & 19 are teenagers also perfectly legal. Try harder lil bro