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@CrazyVibes_1 Doctors make you live. Nurses make you want to live. 👏🏻❤️💉

This is my wife Jessica having dinner after a 14 hour day. She comes home from work, has enough time to eat and get ready for bed and it’s back to work the next day for another shift. She is up early to get ready for her day. She doesn’t like to be bothered in the morning and I respect that. She showers throws her hair up, grabs her lunch gives the dog and me a kiss, and heads out the door. At work, she takes care of people who are having the worst days of their lives. Strokes, Car accidents, motorcycle accidents, falls, breaks, brain damage, and more. She takes care of mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, friends, and families. It doesn’t matter who you are or what happened. She will take care of you. She works through lunch and rarely has time to sit. She comes home after 14 hours, takes off her shoes that have walked through blood and tears, and just wants to sit down. I don’t ask her about her day because She doesn’t like to talk about work when she is home and that’s fine. If she does want to talk, I will listen. Sometimes she comes home happy and sometimes she comes home sad. But no matter how she feels, she is always on time for her next shift. I love her with all my heart. My wife is my hero. My wife is a Stroke Nurse.❤️

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

@traceyh415 Please do! I had severe shingles 24 years ago, and still have occasional pain flares.

Anyone get the shingles vaccine? I keep putting it off but I feel like it is time.

@theliamnissan Accidentally reported this as spam. Sorry man. Love your stuff!

Everybody who sees this tweet should double-check if you're still following me, and retweet this for wider visibility.

@MarcACaputo @MalcolmNance SNL gonna be lit! 😂

“Yeah, I got a weird lead,” a source texted me Feb 13 They said an immigrant sex worker, possibly in the country illegally, wanted to go public about Noem’s husband using her services online —it was vengeance for DHS’s immigration enforcement I couldn’t land the interview 1/2

@DocAtCDI Beets me!

We've been trying to think of some vegetable jokes... If you can think of any, lettuce know.

@HawkEmDownChris Phil Roof in AA.

Age yourself by naming an MLB catcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Yadier Molina.

@mikejwhelan RIP beautiful lady. God give you his eternal peace, Mike. 😢❤️🙏

@RossKneeDeep @NotAvgLiberal 1964

Just for fun. I want to see how far we can reach back on graduation dates. What year did you graduate from high school? Me: 1978

@mikejwhelan So very sorry.

@Mrdecent000 No tears here. Nope……😭❤️

This one got me. This 12 year old girl was fostering a dog named Milton over the holidays. She was doing a good thing, opening her home, loving him, knowing he wasn’t supposed to be hers forever. She fed him, cared for him, bonded with him, and then when the foster period ended he went back. She thought that was it. What she didn’t know was her parents saw the bond. They saw the love. So for her 12th birthday they surprised her and told her Milton wasn’t going anywhere, they had adopted him and he was hers forever. It’s such a beautiful moment it’s actually hard to watch without your eyes welling up. It’s joy and relief and love all at once. And maybe it hits me extra hard because I was “supposed” to foster my rescue dog Bambi too 😂 and well… foster failure over here. Sometimes your heart just decides.

@ceraliza Years ago I took Midol once for a toothache cuz it was all my Mom had in the house. Tooth still hurt, but I didn’t care. 😉

I have a work colleague who is the most misogynistic guy I've ever met. One day, while he was giving one of his misinformed speeches about women, we started to argue... When he got emotional, I asked him if he was on his period.

@Jen22Colorado So very sorry. 🙏

@MikeBales Yes! And bolder print color.

I’ve stayed in hotel rooms over the past week and was wondering if anyone else wishes manufacturers would write “shampoo” and “conditioner” in a bigger font so we could read them in the shower without our glasses. FFS 😖

@ConcerndBassist @ameliaknisely You tryna start a vowel movement?

@ameliaknisely You can always save on vowels, more people should.

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@hwinkler4real Hi!

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I put my wedding dress on Facebook Marketplace for $50. It cost me $1,200 twenty years ago. But after the divorce, just looking at it in the closet made my chest hurt. I just wanted it gone. A girl messaged me. "Can I come try it on? I don't have $50 yet, but I get paid Friday." She showed up in a beat-up Civic. She couldn’t have been older than 22. No ring. No excitement. Just tired. She put the dress on in my guest room. When she came out, she wasn't smiling. She was staring at herself in the mirror, trembling. "Do you love him?" I asked. She looked at me, tears spilling over. "I do. But we can't afford a wedding. We’re doing it at the courthouse. I just wanted to feel pretty for one hour." She started to unzip it. "I'll bring the money Friday." "Stop," I said. I went to my jewelry box. I pulled out the veil I never wore because it was 'too much.' "The dress is free," I said. She froze. "What? No, I can't—" "It's not free," I corrected myself. " The price is that you have to send me a picture of you smiling on your wedding day. Because this dress hasn't seen a smile in ten years, and it needs one." She fell into my arms. She got married yesterday. She sent the photo. She looked beautiful. And for the first time in a decade, I looked at that dress and didn't feel pain. I felt hope. Anonymous

@SkylineReport I refuse to watch or listen to her!

Katy Tur does it again. A survivor comes on her show asking why her name and others weren’t redacted, and Tur jumps in with, “I should note that Trump has denied everything.” Trump’s name wasn’t even raised. No accusation was made. No claim was lodged. Yet she reflexively runs cover anyway. That’s not journalism. That’s preemptive damage control for a man who didn’t even enter the conversation. When a survivor is speaking about harm and institutional failure, the instinct to rush in and protect Trump tells you exactly where Tur’s priorities are, and it sure as hell isn’t with victims or the truth.

@SandyofCthulhu It doesn’t stop! I’m 79 and I still wake up trying to remember my locker combination from middle school, or figure out where the rooms are for my new semester schedule. 😱

I am 70 years old. I still get nightmares about showing up late for class or not being able to find my classroom or not being prepared for my class presentation. When does this stop?

@gotrice2024 Our grandson’s wedding reception featured an In ‘n Out truck. Our son said it was reasonably priced. I can confirm it was a hit!!

There’s a new trend now for weddings. Instead of spending tens of thousands on bougie caterers, people are booking different food trucks for their receptions. Imagine having made to order wood fired pizzas or a taco truck or even In-N-Out burgers for your special day. Would you do this or is it tacky?