Gerald De Dolphin

@SonnyBunch We don’t have to imagine it. For four years any time Biden was let out of the basement he did this.

I know it's pointless to say this, but: "Imagine if Joe Biden had delivered this rambling nonsense."

this trump speech is genuinely insane, literal old man ramblings

@ShaneGoldmacher @reidepstein Shocker

NEWS: ActBlue May Have Misled Congress on Vetting Foreign Donations, Its Lawyers Warned From @reidepstein and me: nytimes.com/2026/04/02/us/…

2013. CBS News reports on Chinese parents traveling to the US to have anchor babies: “They traveled from China to Los Angeles so their baby could be born in America and claim U.S. citizenship." "They are among thousands of Chinese who become so-called birth tourists staying in maternity hotels near Los Angeles." “Paid $27,000 to a Chinese agency with a website that advertises the advantages of giving birth in America. The agency helps arrange U.S. tourist visas, lodging and medical care." “Allowed the parents to get around China's one-child policy. That restriction does not apply to Chinese who give birth overseas. " "This hilltop home was converted into a maternity hotel that housed as many as 30 pregnant Chinese women at a time." No sane country would allow this.

@ingelramdecoucy @elsleightholm New soyjak just launched

@elsleightholm Why were you taking a selfie instead of a picture of the actual rocket launch?

Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection

BREAKING NEWS: “Excuse me, I need to talk to Mr. Mayrose” There is a mechanical issue on the jet and it has been deemed not able to fly today. Teterboro is currently looking for a different airplane in the area, but at the moment, the #RicoRydeAlong is on hold.

@redsteeze @InezFeltscher Is my son on the Artemis? Only he could clog a toilet this quickly.

@BillKristol Wrong as usual, Bill.

I assume that tonight Trump will head for the exits in Iran. He may try to disguise the retreat by announcing the U.S. is leaving NATO, which Trump will present as a liberation from ungrateful allies and a victory for America First. So he'll make a bad outcome far worse.

@mehdirhasan Iran

Sorry, which country is run by messianic religious fanatics and nutcases? Iran or the US?

Not a singular East Asian country has birthright citizenship btw

@ericswalwell Release the Fang Fang Files! What are you hiding?

Donald Trump and Kash Patel are targeting me because we’re winning. Californians see through it. That’s why I’m fighting back, and why I’ll always fight for you.

#CUBS WIN! FINAL: Cubs 6, Angels 2.

@CTULocal1 A majority of students are still below grade level, especially in math •Depending on the test and year: •~30–40% meet reading standards •~18–27% meet math standards  •Some reports show: •Over half not reading at grade level

Ten years ago, Chicago educators, parents, students, community members and unions took to the streets and shut the city down. A decade later, we’re still building on that legacy. Still organizing. Still fighting. Still winning. Solidarity forever. ✊🏽

@redsteeze There is a decent chance if KBJ does visit Japan she will steal a wallet though.

To our new Japanese friends, please do not listen to this woman. She is not representative of our new international bond and partnership.

The mural on the left depicts an armed gang member shot by CPD. The mural on the right illustrates a victim of a horrible crime. Only one of these artworks was described by Chicago media as "controversial." Can you guess which?

@Rightanglenews Release the Fang Fang Files too @ericswalwell

BREAKING - Numerous women, including a 19-year-old teenager, have come forward to blow the whistle on California Rep. and governor candidate Eric Swalwell, claiming he has been sleeping with his interns and staffers and forcing them to sign NDAs to keep quiet.

@thesoulsinga @WadeMiller @acnewsitics I’m guessing English isn’t your first language. This is in the article.“ A Chinese national pleaded guilty today to federal criminal charges for running an Orange County-based “birth tourism” business that catered to wealthy pregnant clients and Chinese government officials”

A Chinese national is not a Chinese official it just means the person is a citizen of their country. Surprisingly you didn’t mention Russian nationals 😂😂 did you know that.., Trump’s property in The Sunny Isles Beach area, frequently called "Little Russia," is a hub for Russian birth tourism in South Florida.

If 20 million pregnant Chinese women are dropped off on our shores by the Chinese military, are those babies citizens? Any Justice who says yes is retarded.

@thesoulsinga @WadeMiller @acnewsitics You said “no Chinese officials are sending women to America to just give birth.” The article I linked to says this group catered to wealthy Chinese government officials. You can read, right?

A Chinese national running a scheme is not the Chinese government. 😂😂 The word national just means a person recognized as a citizen of the People's Republic of China. He pled guilty because he got caught by the laws we have in place that protect such violations. Just like Coyotes (not the animal) that smuggle unauthorized immigrants into the country for a fee.

@thesoulsinga @WadeMiller @acnewsitics ice.gov/news/releases/…

No Chinese government officials are sending women to America to just give birth. 🤡 You don’t know a damn thing and have no data or proof to back your claims. The only absurd logic is your post. Your what if’s is pure fiction from the mind of an irrelevant individual. Are you a moron?

@SusieLeeNV What does “fuck him to his face” mean?

Clearly my language touched a nerve — my nerve was touched by the attacks on our Constitution and its separation of powers. I took an oath to protect and defend it.

There’s a lot going on here. White tenants utilizing an anti gentrification ordinance against a Mexican American guy who has owned the property for 30 years. This is funny actually. 10/10 would make a great skit there’s material here