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@apollokillano @HenryHoomen2 You are not doing well.

@weird_uncanny @HenryHoomen2 These are the two I’m aware of, you can add yours if you want.

Today, the people of Plateau should open their minds to the truth and see through the alleged falsehoods of Caleb Mutfwang. Recall the claim that he returned workers who were dismissed from state ministries and parastatals to their jobs.

@apollokillano @HenryHoomen2 1 and 2 only? I thought it’s like up to 100?

@HenryHoomen2 Slowly but surely the list of his discrepancies are growing 1. Unlawful termination of jobs 2. Alleged imposition of candidates within the party 3….

@Tolulade_ato @Isaacspiels @lekan_olayinka1 Yes

@Isaacspiels @lekan_olayinka1 Middlebelt, you mean Plateau isn't in the north

I’ve been in Jos for like 5 days now and I have a lot to say. Firstly, I never knew a people could be this nice and kind and respectful. I almost felt sick because I never knew people could still be like that. Lagos has fried my brain. People call you Sir while offering every service to you. From the suya guy to the super market attendant to the local restaurant to every single person. I’ve never seen this before in my life. In Lagos, the way I know the food in a restaurant would be good is if the woman is rude. I never trust the food of a polite food seller in Lagos. But I’m here where everyone treats you with respect. Then things are cheaper. The uber that will normally cost 10 million naira here in Lagos is 2,500 here. I’ve never seen life lived like this before. I see clear road everywhere. I’m not scared of holding my phone carelessly. Hotel is cheap with free WiFi. Omo. Jos na place.

@Hybrid_Ola Can we rest?

Yomi Fabiyi shares an alleged Chat between Mohbad’s Wife , Wunmi and her sister 💔

@sepril23NG Ayo stop saying this, these are the same women that wants to do everything that man does. They should feel it, they want equal rights with man and these are exactly what men pass through before the women started the agitation of feminism. They can’t have it soft, they must pay.

Honestly I think women are only designed for soft life. This toxic hustling society and work force in general should not be a place for women who already have too much chemical reactions to deal with personally should not be stressed anymore 😢

@LishaSomie @instablog9ja He wan use style bag Toto for protest ground.

@instablog9ja He would have still made his point without the distraction though

Nigerians please forgive me — Gospel singer Yinka Alaseyori apologises over her prayer remark on Oyo schoolchildren abduction 🎥:- @adeyinkaalaseyori

@TayeO2000123 @instablog9ja Some people don’t have the sense of apology.

@instablog9ja This is not how to apologize.. apologizing with pride and trying to tell us she didn’t say anything wrong but it makes us feel it’s wrong

@EeevaJames This boy never get sense?

This guy cashed out during Lalong’s tenure as he no see shishi for Mutfwang’s tenure he jus de insult am unprovoked 😂😂😂. Allah ya isa!!

@AlhajimaiHonda @AlhassanNankwat @AkkoPaul Nothing of such happened?

@AlhassanNankwat @AkkoPaul One was able to steal more funds but was able to also unite (for a short period) Christian and Muslim folk in the state which led to a period of relative peace.

What's the difference between MUTFWANG and LALONG

@adenike_szn @instablog9ja I just used my google to check.  Moldova is a landlocked country in Eastern Europe, situated in the northeastern corner of the Balkans. It is bordered entirely by just two countries: Ukraine to the north, east, and south, and Romania to the west First time hearing too.

@instablog9ja Where Moldova Dey ?

Bobrisky stays in Moldova not UK — Crossdresser James Brown gushes over his colleague’s ‘career advancement’

@officialABAT Nobody trusted you with a stolen mandate that you snatched, grapped and ran away with.

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU (GCFR) ON THE THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF HIS ADMINISTRATION, MAY 29, 2026 My fellow compatriots, Three years ago, you entrusted me with the sacred responsibility of leading our beloved nation at a defining moment in our history. I accepted that responsibility, fully aware of the magnitude of the challenges before us, but also deeply confident in the resilience and potential of the Nigerian people. Today, on the occasion of the third anniversary of our administration, I speak to you not only as your President but also as a fellow citizen who understands the sacrifices many families have made in recent years and shares your hopes for a better Nigeria. When this administration assumed office, our nation faced profound economic and structural difficulties. Mounting fiscal pressures, unsustainable fuel subsidies, declining revenues, exchange-rate distortions, rising debt-servicing costs, insecurity in several parts of the country, energy supply constraints, and declining public confidence in institutions all threatened our progress. At the height of the subsidy regime, Nigeria was spending as much as ₦18.4 billion daily to sustain petrol subsidies—over ₦4 trillion in 2022 alone—resources that could have been invested in roads, healthcare, education, housing, and critical infrastructure. Multiple exchange rate windows and forex arbitrage created massive distortions, with Nigeria losing more than ₦8 trillion over three years to rent-seeking and speculative practices. The situation demanded urgent and courageous action. Difficult but necessary decisions had to be taken to stabilise the economy and prevent a deeper national crisis. The easy choices would have been politically convenient. But leadership demands courage, especially when the right decisions are difficult. Had we refused to act, our nation would have drifted toward fiscal breakdown, worsening poverty, and severe economic uncertainty. Together, we chose reform over ruin and decisiveness over hesitation. We chose long-term national recovery over short-term comfort. These decisions came with sacrifice. The rising cost of living triggered by our measures placed enormous pressure on families, workers, and businesses. Young people searching for jobs felt discouraged. Many questioned whether these difficult decisions would lead to a better future. I remain deeply conscious of those sacrifices, and I assure you: your sacrifice has not been in vain. And today, I can say with confidence that Nigeria has stabilised and is moving forward again. Across the country, visible progress is taking shape. VISIBLE PROGRESS AND ECONOMIC GROWTH Our economy is now more competitive and better positioned for sustainable growth than it was in 2023. Public finances are improving. States and local governments have greater resources to invest in their people. Investor confidence is growing. The stock market is booming, with the All Share Index rising from 53,000 and market capitalisation of N30 trillion in 2023 to a record All Share Index of 250,000 and market capitalisation of N160 trillion this year. Companies are declaring record profits and dividends. Critical infrastructure projects are advancing at an unprecedented scale. Over 2,700 kilometres of highways and major roads are under construction, reconstruction, or rehabilitation, including the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway, the Sokoto-Badagry Super Highway, the Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria-Kano Road, the East-West Road, and many rural access roads. Significant sections are already completed or nearing completion, improving transportation, reducing travel time, boosting regional trade, and creating thousands of jobs. Rail modernisation projects are ongoing to improve connectivity, logistics, and economic integration across the federation.

@Ella__Officiall @Hybrid_Ola Weirduncanny meets Stella, thats an allure.

@weird_uncanny @Hybrid_Ola You that is weird and uncanny

“My baby is crying because of what she did and what I did. She asked another guy for money, and I got frustrated. I lost control and hit her too hard. She said she wants to break up, but she has to let me heal first” — AAUA student

@Ella__Officiall @Hybrid_Ola Even me too, make we start our own na. No fight.

@Hybrid_Ola Person no fit blink see me inside this type of relationship ever again.

@PRINCIPAL_XYX @NigeriaStories You wan compare how much all those cows go cost to the car?

@NigeriaStories Imagine the audacity of the Fulani Herdsman. Imagine telling a man inside that kind of car that he can’t do anything

"Don’t try to video my cøws next time. Even though you are recording me, you can’t do anything to me." ~ Herdsman tells driver in central area Abuja

@PreshThankg @Hybrid_Ola Precious e go land me for hospital? Omo na infection full am be that o, I now understand clearly why you can’t have a taste of your own cherry.

My brother, the only cherry you dey find na the one wey go land you for jail or hospital. Keep your desperate, creepy mouth to yourself. I no dey do charity for frustrated keyboard warriors wey never smell woman before. Move abeg, your desperation dey smell from here. Ghosted already.

“If I eat you , I’m going to kiss you and you better not make any funny face , you are going to smile and taste it” - Hardworking Nigerian Man explains

@PreshThankg @Hybrid_Ola Aren’t you proud of your cherry?

@weird_uncanny @Hybrid_Ola I guess you want to be ghosted Good luck

@PreshThankg @Hybrid_Ola Precious is it a crime for me to eat you and kiss you so you can have a taste of how your down feels?

@Hybrid_Ola Yeah this the type of smooth talk that gets a man ghosted in 0.2 seconds. 'Smile and taste it' lmao. Hardworking Nigerian indeed — working overtime on delusions. The bar is in hell and y’all still digging.

@Naija_PR Does this seem like a fireback?

VeryDarkMan has fired back at journalist Rufai Oseni, claiming the government controls Nigerian media and top blogs. He alleged authorities intentionally promote celebrity gossip over the tragic Oyo kidnapping.

@instablog9ja A woman shouldn’t suffer all that then who should suffer it?

If Frank Edoho’s ex-wife is telling the truth, then I’m disappointed in him but that doesn’t justify her che@ting — Ossai Ovie

@sepril23NG How many guy raped them?

“This Guy R@ped Us And Threatened To K!ll Us. He Collected Our Nųd€s And Blackmailed Us With It. The Police Have All The Evidence, Yet They Want To Let Him Walk Free, Saying There’s No Case.” ~ Fems Thrift x.com/General_Somto/…