Will Weisser

Hard to believe May 1 marked four years since I went solo for ghostwriting and book doctoring. My favorite client endorsement so far: "He's been relentless in striving for perfection, draft after draft, until I finally got bored while re-reading my own ideas and stories!”

@RosieeRoRo @emislater We need the Church Lady interviewing JD Vance!

@emislater And Dana Carvey!

My favorite thing about this season of SNL is that Andy Samberg came on as a five episode special impressionist and then just…stayed. This is the dream. Leave him here forever.

@BenjaminCrew1 I will never forgive them for not bringing back Sal in Season 7. Maybe write a lunch scene with Sal out of the closet and finally happy, while Don is still dressed for 1960 and Ken is trying to make sense of the gap between the two...

@amandamull And as with Jordan or Tom Brady, it's really hard to transition to a new role when you're no longer #1 in your field.

The new Martha Stewart doc crystalized something for me. Stewart reminds me more of a pro athlete than an influencer. She sells lots of cookbooks and home goods for much the same reason Michael Jordan sold lots of shoes: Relentless proficiency is hypnotic. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@KSoltisAnderson Good interview with Derek Thompson last week, but he failed to ask a single question about Wally!

Your #dailywally has asked to be my dinner date

@itsSaulGoodman "My cousins will meet you there. You'll like them! They're good boys."

Better Call Saul "Bagman" was just on another level. 10/10

@DavidCRowland @TheRewatchables Still waiting for the She-Heat with Mallory, Jo & Amanda

@TheRewatchables Did you triple count Heat?

Through 364 @therewatchables movies, the updated appearance rankings… 15 — Cruise 13 — DeNiro, Pacino 11 — Denzel 10 — Hanks, Damon, Stallone 9 — Pitt 8 — Costner, P. Hoffman, Julia, Keanu 7 — Arnold, Leo Directors  9 — Mann 8 — T. Scott 7 — Scorsese, Fincher, Spielberg

@literaryeric It was inflation PLUS a massive failure to hammer home the message that huge tariffs and mass deportation will quickly drive much worse inflation!

Republicans: The Dems were too woke. Polls: It was inflation. Moderates: It was about Biden. International results: It was inflation. Democrats: It was about misogyny. Focus groups: It was inflation. Pundits: We may never know for sure.

@SarahLongwell25 “Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all other possibilities.” - Winston Churchill

Please let this be true today: “There was always just enough virtue in this Republic to save it; sometimes none to spare, but still enough to meet the emergency.” —William Seward, Secretary of State during the civil war.

@MadMenQts "I can't see as far into the future as Duck, but if the world is still here on Wednesday, we can talk."

The power of the #SwingStateVoters #ElectionEve

@PeterSchorschFL "This election -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. People will vote, Ray. People will most definitely vote."

Democrats tonight:

@stonychoo @SeanFennessey @TheBigPic Thank you!!!

@willweisser @SeanFennessey @TheBigPic Sean did a video tribute shortly after James Earl Jones’s passing - youtu.be/dAwkMcx7nM0?si…

This month on @TheBigPic: 11/5 The Presidential Movie Draft 11/8 HERE + The Zemeckis Hall of Fame 11/12 JUROR NO. 2 + HERETIC 11/15 EMILIA PEREZ + Best Picture Power Rankings 11/19 A REAL PAIN + RED ONE 11/22 GLADIATOR 2 11/25 WICKED 11/27 MOANA 2 11/29 BLITZ + Top 5 WWII Movies

@davidfrum "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin

"We're withholding our endorsement because our owner is frightened of government retaliation if Donald Trump wins" is a more forceful and eloquent statement than any newspaper editorial ever written.

@dan_sinykin x.com/ScottGoldstein…

@dan_sinykin Anyone who stays home or votes third party over Gaza is endorsing a 1000X worse outcome for the civilians of Gaza. Right?

@MoneyballMemes The Mets hit a home run and didn't even realize it.

We're all told at some point in time that we can no longer watch the children's game, we just don't... don't know when that's gonna be. Some of us are told in September, some of us are told in October, but we're all told.

@Ziggys_Duck The best scene in the entire series is either this or Omar on the witness stand. What's your vote?

20 years ago today, #TheWire Season 3 Episode 5: “Straight and True” premiered on HBO. “The Robert Rules say we gotta have minutes for a meeting, right? These the minutes.” -Shamrock

@MoneyballMemes Just enjoy the show!

If you lose the last game of the season, nobody gives a shit.

@BradfordPearson Meanwhile Tim Walz proudly talks up the Vikings in Wisconsin and Michigan, and they respect him for it!

imagine saying this with a straight-face

@BenjaminCrew1 And we never say thank you! :)

Getting to the halfway point of writing for Mad World which is surreal. I plan to do a big, in-depth celebration of "The Suitcase" in two weeks. Link in bio for anyone who wants to catch up as I break down TV's greatest season.