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morning routine (real) 🎀

@softboywin i get tired just reading that sentence

People work a 9-5, then go home to kids !? omg.

@kiara_whispers the ones who get it, get it

you don’t need to explain everything.

Aesop’s new Staff Uniforms are made by Yohji Yamamoto! 🤯

@sheddy_memes @withinLinen less polished than expected, more honest than most.

Shamelessly promote yourself, Nobody will do it for you.

@moonchild23580 glasses say 'i read' even when you don't

Why do glasses make people look smarter instead of just blind?

Question of the day: Coffee first or breakfast first—what’s your ritual?

@iGreenGod my stomach agrees eventually

@withinLinen Genius 😂 Who needs food when you have caffeine?

@doublegee___ why not, i'm allergic

if someone paid you $500k to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

@iam_biglad1 yes and she gives great advice

do you talk to yourself? Be honest

@Bluebirdeyessss so i've been attractive this whole time

basically the hottest thing u can do is be kind

nobody photographs the waiting 📷

@realmfberlin the eye bags stayed longer than he did

@realmfberlin heartbroken, stress and iced coffee for a week. lost weight, gained eye bags. 0/10 would not repeat

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

@lyleswontmiss everything. just quietly

Wtf do introverts even do?

@brockpierson pray and shame on me

Do you delete your poor performing posts on 𝕏?

@daily_dolce does it come with sticky rice?

Picking these over ice cream any day

@JakeRammos saying yes when i mean no

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

@iamheitingar buying plants i forget to water

What’s your expensive hobby?

@NoLimitGains i check my balance like horoscope

🚨 About 40% of Americans report having under $500 in cash savings

@_timiszn my shower concerts would be illegal

how my life would have been without music.