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@IamOnlyCumin @jxhn_003 do not give a fuck - nobody told y’all to breed

@TeamZissou @ccccccccccccdfx @Taniel no it isn’t - all of this could be avoided by a banning partisan gerrymandering but Republicans don’t actually want that - they want Democrats to unilaterally disarm while still being wildly undemocratic themselves. fuck that noise.

@ccccccccccccdfx @Taniel Yes I did and it's irrelevant

Bluer areas of Virginia are picking-up voting: As of Monday, votes cast in the 5-GOP held districts were 60% of all votes cast so far (vs 40% in 6 Dem-held districts). As of today, gap shrunk to 55% to 45%. Most of votes cast since Monday came in the Dem-held districts.

@_sn_n nah bc that means we’ll have Vance and he’s somehow worse bc he’s not actually a blithering moron he knows what he’s doing

America when it finally happens

@princesshypio @Merchimaaa that’s such an insane take on this tweet

@Merchimaaa Funny how when its a black criminal on the news you all want to hide his name, and name him” unknown teen” but when It comes to anything else you want to plaster their names everywhere

SHE HAS A NAME!!!!!!! Eva Ramón Gallegos successfully eliminates HPV

@Mattcoleman1300 @Merchimaaa HPV is real pendejo

@Merchimaaa How did she eliminate a “virus” that never existed to begin with?

@JerryTurin @Merchimaaa women everywhere care - untreated it can develop into multiple cancers.

@Merchimaaa Who cares?

@Mathieumatic @TheLucasToday @BuzzingPop but she’s not wrong - this is her valid opinion and it’s rooted in logic

@TheLucasToday @BuzzingPop More like she's a narcissist who can never admit she's wrong.

Zara Larsson reveals she lost a $3 MILLION deal after making an abortion joke in a fan’s comment on TikTok: “If you don’t agree with me thinking that women should have access to abortion, or that we could have a joking conversation about it, then we weren’t made to be partners. I don’t give a f**k about it. I don’t give a rat’s a**. I’m so sure of my stance in that.”

@jcunniet @HQNewsNow i’d tell you to read the article but i doubt you possess basic intelligence needed to understand any article

New reporting reveals that Trump's longtime friend and special White House envoy asked ICE to detain the mother of his child amid a custody battle. The mother of his child was deported last fall.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

@mistergeezy i hope his company fails and this POS is affected by his debt and fucked credit for life. even that wouldn’t be enough karmic payback for voting for Trump.

They voted for Trump, and now they are dealing with the consequences of their actions.

@KevinBerge9223 @AthletesInSpace i’m not agreeing with you asshat. reading comprehension is a skill and it’s one you clearly lack. go fix yourself.

@wonderbreadpapi @AthletesInSpace I agree. Thanks for joining in with sane people who mock faguettrey.

These guys are all closeted homosexuals with daddy issues 😂

@KevinBerge9223 @AthletesInSpace internalized homophobia resulting from societal ignorance like yours often manifests as self loathing fuck off asshole

@wonderbreadpapi @AthletesInSpace So closeted gays are self loathing? Nice. I agree.

@swimjunkie04 @RibelleInPA @thehill dismantling the DOE is 100% not a good thing

@RibelleInPA @thehill Why is this bad? It makes sense to move it there.

#BREAKING: Education Department shifting student loan responsibilities to Treasury thehill.com/homenews/educa…

@Sheeda_Auld_1 this is only exceeded by her pulling the phone out of her pussy

"...If I'm not talking to you, it is because you are a pig and fake". Let's go back to this incredible untucked moment and one of the most calm and yet devastating reads across all the franchises. #DragRace

new national anthem incoming

@Puffwoody @CNN it’s safer than letting them go to school here

@CNN Why would you send your kid over there

James Gracey, a University of Alabama student missing in Spain, has been found dead, police say. cnn.it/4rKu9TX

@ChicagoWeStand @Shadowcoder203 @politico @moneygamepac are you stupid, delusional, or both?

@wonderbreadpapi @Shadowcoder203 @politico Democrats in Chicago and in Illinois are pissed at Stratton and Pritzker plus Black and Brown Communities are also pissed at them both too. So it's 50/50 already and if our PAC @moneygamepac can do the rest to finish the Job then boom she has no chance come November.

Pritzker helped a Black woman become senator. Some Black leaders are still mad at him. dlvr.it/TRZd1c

@ChicagoWeStand @Shadowcoder203 @politico lmaooo Stratton could shoot someone and still win bc Illinois is not electing a MAGA Republican ever let alone in a blue wave election

@Shadowcoder203 @wonderbreadpapi @politico Yea we know what time it is and what needs to be done as we have the Streets from Downtown to the 100s and the West Side of Chicago. Plus parts of the North Side and surrounding areas of the Suburbs so we getting on our Business game is on 💯

@DickSandwich69 @JuvenileBluster @DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV lmaoooo even in NYC most cops are Republicans dumbass

@JuvenileBluster @DamianCr0ss @CountDankulaTV City cops hate MAGA because they're founded by George Soros and other communist organizations.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@USCitizen007 @NBCNews ever since a US-friendly president took office in 2017 they’ve been plagued by widespread gang violence, cartels, & govt corruption. their crime rate has skyrocketed and it’s gone from a relatively safe country to very much not so.

@NBCNews What’s wrong with Ecuador? Why would they need asylum from that country?

An immigration judge has denied the asylum claim of the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old boy photographed in a bunny hat and Spider-Man backpack as he was detained with his father during the immigration crackdown in Minneapolis earlier this year, a family lawyer says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/b…

@elkhunter86 @PpollingNumbers yeah but Trump won the state by over 5%, a majority of their congressional seats are GOP-held, the GOP has a massive voter registration advantage & its legislature is majority GOP - AZ is still a lean-red purple state. Dem successes are partly due to batshit crazy GOP nominees.

@PpollingNumbers Arizona already has a blue democrat

New - Crystal Ball rating changes - Governor Arizona - 🟡 ⏩ 🔵 Georgia - 🔴 ⏩ 🟡 Minnesota - 🟡 Likely D ⏩ 🔵 Safe D NY - 🟡 Likely D ⏩ 🔵 Safe D Rhode Island - 🟡 Likely D ⏩ 🔵 Safe D Ohio - 🔴 Likely R ⏩ 🟡 Leans R