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Queef Urban

@xpeesx

What is your spaghetti policy here?

Melbourne เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2009
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Queef Urban
Queef Urban@xpeesx·
Used a camera for these too. Cool.
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Crazy Moments
Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01·
Brace yourself! This thread is full of epic fishing catches and shocks that will leave you speechless! A Thread🧵 1. Bro got hit with the instant lobotomy
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-sabian
-sabian@sabianlynch·
I gotta experience one of these wild @ThePlotInYou tour nights
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Queef Urban
Queef Urban@xpeesx·
Remember those Apple Goggles?!
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XOXO GOSSIP GLADZ
XOXO GOSSIP GLADZ@Coffinsyrup69·
Shout out to all the brave souls sharing their GR Air Max collections today
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Tom Williams
Tom Williams@tomfromstray·
Would kill to trade 3am for two 3pm's
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The One and Only Peter Falk
The One and Only Peter Falk@thepeterfalk·
Oh sure but when I get about town with my pants halfway down my ass, my partner says I’m “gross”
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Queef Urban
Queef Urban@xpeesx·
@benxlehner If I have to see another ‘graphic design is my passion’ memes, I’ll break.
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Ben Lehner
Ben Lehner@benxlehner·
No one wants to see your take on the Tassie AFL jumper. Chill.
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jesse
jesse@baby_snoozy·
what band is this?
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Queef Urban
Queef Urban@xpeesx·
@HOWDYBlTCH It’s honestly hard not monetizing it. I’m that funny.
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girth brooks
girth brooks@HOWDYBlTCH·
The most attractive thing someone can do is be funny without ever considering doing stand up comedy
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Queef Urban
Queef Urban@xpeesx·
Hell is a multi storey Bunnings.
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Handsome Divorced Dad
Handsome Divorced Dad@DANEX873·
Great, and now the ex boyfriend’s name is Ray Finkle. Come on man.
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Handsome Divorced Dad
Handsome Divorced Dad@DANEX873·
I’m listening to a true crime podcast and the fucking lead investigating officers name is Officer Stumpo. I can’t do this shit.
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