Le Chef 👨🍳
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2026 marks the return to tradition.
Raids. Unity. Animals.
No X community — just a Telegram chat.
$Boop
BONK.fun@bonkfun
Introducing BONKfun Bagwork Bounties We heard feedback that the incentive to bagwork memecoins has dropped off recently, and we’re committed to experimenting with ways to bring that spirit back to the trenches. We’re giving away $7,000 each over the next 7 days to 7 new, strong communities. During this period, all NEW Balanced Mode tokens will be evaluated based on the following characteristics: 1. Effort from CTO lead 2. Content Quality 3. Community growth 4. On chain metrics Bonus points if you create an active Telegram community & bring the old school vibes back. Coins under consideration will have to maintain a market cap of at least $100,000 by the end of the period. We will be monitoring for gaming & manipulation and disqualifying tokens that are manipulating these metrics or botting engagement. Winners will be announced on or shortly after April 1st.
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@fomomofosol We got $Nothing to lose fomo. Bonk may as well just safe the trenches one more time. You know how bad it was the last days and weeks
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probs the most confusing launchpad update I’ve seen kek
which one is balanced mode
Why do non balanced mode coins qualify for the rewards
Which one will be the runner
Why are we sending non balanced mode coins
Why weren’t trading terminals notified to properly label them
Why did we dump the first coin after we found out it wasn’t balanced mode
But this other one also isn’t balanced mode but it’s a good meme
Anyway quick profits when these new features come out
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BONK.fun@bonkfun
As part of our return, we’re excited to announce a new feature aimed at incentivizing higher quality deploys and improve conditions for traders on our platform: Balanced Mode Balanced Mode aligns traders and deployers For traders: 0.75% of all post-bonding volume is compounded into liquidity pools, making LPs ~4x deeper and improving token longevity. For deployers: 0.25% of bonding curve volume is allocated to a rewards pool every 2 hours, compounding throughout the day. Every 24 hours, the full amount is distributed to creators evenly across all successful bonds created within that 24 hour window.
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@SolportTom From the bottom of my heart I wish Bonk to come back. Pump has been HORRIBLE. Useless updates and pvp on everything. Yall actually supporting charts is SO good cause nothing goes down only instant 0.
$Nothing to loose. Lets take over
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@SolportTom @XScharo Yall got $Nothing to loose Tom. Lets actually turn around the trenches
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Good step in the right direction. Everybody knows that liquidity pools are the biggest problem we have in the market right now, so I think this could actually spark a Bonk season if devs really adopt it!
Will actually try to bid some BONK coins tomorrow :)
BONK.fun@bonkfun
As part of our return, we’re excited to announce a new feature aimed at incentivizing higher quality deploys and improve conditions for traders on our platform: Balanced Mode Balanced Mode aligns traders and deployers For traders: 0.75% of all post-bonding volume is compounded into liquidity pools, making LPs ~4x deeper and improving token longevity. For deployers: 0.25% of bonding curve volume is allocated to a rewards pool every 2 hours, compounding throughout the day. Every 24 hours, the full amount is distributed to creators evenly across all successful bonds created within that 24 hour window.
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Officially stepping in as Head of Memes & Content Strategy at @bonkfun
I’ve been in the crypto trenches for over a decade. Worked behind the scenes with Tier-1 CEXs and top founders across the space and was one of the early accounts posting memes on CT back when this industry was still shaping its culture.
I’ve seen every cycle, every meta, every narrative.
One thing never changes: attention and culture move markets.
My goal here is simple help create content the trenches actually vibe with. Memes that feel native to the timeline and narratives that hit.
The mission is to push bonkfun toward becoming a center of CT culture. Looking forward to contributing to the culture that keeps this space alive.
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@SolportTom @0xsleep_ We all got $Nothing to loose bossman. Its time to bring back real trenches, real communities, real vibes and coins that actually go wif bullish team
Love yall
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@SolportTom NOTHING is an amazing community forming rn bro. Look into the com this is what we have been missing in the trenches. Sure memes like Balance are cool and all, but its just based upon a mode. COMMUNITIES thrive on bonk.
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We are going to be doing a lot of experiments and trying new stuff.
One of the biggest things I see mentioned is liquidity on new launches being thin, and people comparing the liquidity on today's launches vs old coins.
So for traders 0.75% of all post bond volume is going into the liquidity pool, this effectively makes the LPs 4x deeper, and hopefully improves the tokens life cycle.
For deployers, 0.25% of bonding curve volume will go into a rewards pool, which will compound throughout the day.
We can see how this plays out, if it doesn't work we are not going to be afraid to cut it, and rethink.
I see a lot of the suggestions regarding vamps, so maybe something we look at next update.
BONK.fun@bonkfun
As part of our return, we’re excited to announce a new feature aimed at incentivizing higher quality deploys and improve conditions for traders on our platform: Balanced Mode Balanced Mode aligns traders and deployers For traders: 0.75% of all post-bonding volume is compounded into liquidity pools, making LPs ~4x deeper and improving token longevity. For deployers: 0.25% of bonding curve volume is allocated to a rewards pool every 2 hours, compounding throughout the day. Every 24 hours, the full amount is distributed to creators evenly across all successful bonds created within that 24 hour window.
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Full incident report on what happened is now live.
Some highlights:
No team member accounts were compromised. In the end, this was completely on a domain service provider, which has accepted full responsibility.
We will be refunding all users 110% of the money that was stolen, meaning they will receive 10% more than they lost to make up for the situation.
Now an uphill battle begins to restore trust.
BONK.fun@bonkfun
BONKfun is back and here’s what happened 👇 On March 11, the BONKfun website was hijacked by a malicious actor via a social engineering targeting our domain service provider. This resulted in the domain being transferred to an external registrar. The domain service provider has accepted responsibility for transfer, and we have confirmed this incident was not the result of any compromise of BONK or BONKfun internal systems, codebase, or team accounts. Upon identifying the breach, we immediately took action to: 1) Disable the site 2) Coordinate with wallet providers to flag the domain as malicious 3) Contain further user impact We’d like to thank @phantom, @solflare, @MetaMask, @_SEAL_Org and all other security partners that helped spread the word quickly. We estimate the total customer losses at $30,000 and we will be reimbursing affected users at 110% of losses to account for opportunity cost. As a result of this social engineering on the domain service provider, the BONKfun domain was transferred to an external registrar, and that transfer greatly inhibited our ability to move quickly with relaunching the site in a secure manner. The domain and domain registration were fully transferred back around 5:00 pm Eastern time on 3/18. Full functionality with major wallet providers was restored late on 3/19, which has now enabled us to safely and securely relaunch the site. The main BONKfun domain is still experiencing flags from several antivirus software providers, we are working to remove these flags as soon as possible. For users experiencing issues with BONK.fun due to anti-virus software, letsBONK.fun is also live now and contains the same functionality as the main site.
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@atomkinesis youre trading memecoins nigga tf you think? gotta spell it out for the retards. this aint no cigar lounge unc, go collect baseball cards or some
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@zeus_quant omg this teenager statements are unreal.. bigger than punch
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@AutismCapital Perfect reaction from him tbh. Consequences for retard behavior
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🚨NEW: Clavicular gets hit with the most telegraphed slap of all time. Ray Charles could have seen that slap coming. He decides to press charges on the girl who he allowed to slap him for whatever reason.
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@zeus_quant the main character of peanuts is charlie brown twin, just like calvin is the main character of c&h
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The actual character SHILLING Bitcoin in this tweet is LUCY
Lucy Van Pelt was the first cartoon character to EVER shill bitcoin, posted BY the official bitcoin account
Bitcoin@Bitcoin
Bitcoins, you blockhead!
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Elon just said the KEY TO SUCCESS in ANYTHING is Passion. OG silicon valley founder narra.
Passion
Elon Musk@elonmusk
True
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mogged is literally the most viral normie coded term and it never ran. this is so much more used than giga. literally infinite potential wif normie coded clav
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