Ian Hillyard

@DPD_UK_Helpline so DPD didn’t show up at my address, claimed they missed me, then later claimed they can’t find me despite delivering before. Now they can’t find the locker they’re taking my parcel to…! 🤯

@EvriDeliveryCom were due to deliver on Tuesday afternoon, then night, then it’s back at the depot, now it’s Friday and it’s still at the depot… maybe, who knows?

According to my delivery email, @evrisupportline have delivered my parcel at 10.30pm to a random road 11 miles away…! WTF!!

@DPD__UkHelp you were supposed to deliver a parcel to me today between 7am and 10pm. I’ve missed a days work for this and your driver hasn’t shown up. I’m now told at 6pm he won’t be coming. This is unacceptable and incredibly poor service.

@Kieronocall I ate at @PaulAinsw6rth No6 Padstow once, it was exceptional…. If you have the opportunity, give it a go.

I’m watching Heston Blumenthal & it’s just struck me that I’m 57 & I’ve never eaten at a Michelin Star restaurant 😬 Am I missing out?

Loving Bill from MARS on #secretworld I used to love a Mars ice cream before I couldn’t eat dairy any longer…. 😩

Not sure what the point of dropping @ups a DM with my details was… it seems they’ve done nothing with them… 😕

@UPS yesterday you said my packages would be with me between 10:30-14:30 at 3pm you changed to the end of the day. At 6pm you changed it to delayed 1 business day. It’s now changed to can’t give a date for delivery…! Why, Exeter is less than an hour away?

Sometimes, very occasionally, your imposter syndrome may be valid

Yvette Cooper - The prime minister admitted that in April 2018, as Foreign Secretary, he met with the former KGB officer Alexander Lebedev, in Italy, without any officials.... (1/2)

When you think about our place on the world stage, I’m finding our #government and it’s leader rather embarrassing at the moment. #shame

Ordered a Coke Classic. Paid for a Coke Classic. Suspect I wasn’t served a Coke Classic….! At home, stomach in knots, not feeling great at all…. #Intolerancetosweeteners 🥴

Wednesday night coming out of London our train got terminated at #ascot … a really lovely lady we’d never met before let us share her taxi and paid for our onward journey. #payitforward #Thankful #bekind

BREAKING: Boris Johnson is the first prime minister in history dumb enough to be found guilty of breaking a law he introduced x

@thepampershed We ditched oil and put in a wood stove in October. Best decision we could have made. 😉

@zipadeedoodle @watsonfuels Having the same problem, service is unacceptable, empty with a baby at home, no heating or hot water! But I've been assured I'm a priority list! Absolutely joke.

@watsonfuels what on earth has happened to your customer service... I've been on hold for 2+hrs and still waiting for my oil delivery booked on the 13th Sept...? Was told by e-mail and a call this morning it would be by lunchtime, it's now 5pm...!

@katieharker No, but my internet connection went off!

I pushed it... did it work?! #pleasegod

My interview with Matt Hancock

So there’s power just down the road, but not here….until Monday night… maybe?! #WesternPowerDistribution @wpduk

@annspade I never understood that one either….

Please stop taking bathroom selfies. I know you're feelin' yourself, but there are nicer backdrops than bathroom stalls, faucets, or toilets. 🚽😚🤳

The fireworks on my wife’s #applewatch were better than the #londonfireworks thanks @Apple happy 2022 😉