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@Optus As no one is able to help me, can you provide a number I can call to cancel my account?

@Besscat Hey there, sorry to hear you are having issues with finding the right support channel. Please send us a DM and we can verify your account and see if we can help you with the changes you want to make - Jim

@Optus overseas needing to update account - am in infinite loop of not being able to register but being unable to access help without being registered. Overseas contact number for you doesn’t connect. Halp 😭

@vmlemon @sean_m_flannery The old moved to new city/country just before a pandemic is its own special genre tbh

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

@NextGenTel any plans to refund fees for unreliable and poor internet service this month? All day outage when doing home office is super bad

@AppleSupport hi my apple mail has failed across all devices. I am also unable to connect to iCloud mail through safari. System status indicates resolved issue for iCloud mail but clearly there remains a problem

@KetanJ0 Wait til they put up the ‘deadly icicles above’ signs. You gotta somehow watch your head and feet at the same time

Weird hearing Norwegians express worry about all the animals in Australia that can kill you. The *ground* here wants me dead /or at least severely inured). That is fundamentally more terrifying.

@kimgoodwin right?! feels like a trap

Somehow it feels like 2020 is messing with us, having this much good news within a few days nytimes.com/2020/11/09/hea…

@Ciara38356528 @tiffstevenson The best and only option

@Besscat @tiffstevenson Our book club did that collectively. Our only male member who had suggested it left in shame 🤣🤣

Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’

@tiffstevenson Actual flashbacks to when I threw a Houellebecq novel at the wall

His penis looked sad, like it knew it’s best days were behind it. He was 30 long past his sexual peak. A 4 pack left , the memory of 6 pack. I imagined lonely days doing tricep dips in his flat share. This was a one time thing, not boyfriend material . I would hit this & quit

@dulynoted Jeg savner deg

The longer the coronavirus pandemic restricts travel movement, the more bittersweet these reminders from photo apps become. (One year ago today.)

@KetanJ0 PVO has been kidnapped and there must be a hidden help message to decode?

Getting a whole bunch of mixed messages on my feed right now

@reemarattan Ohhh I knew it seemed familiar. That show has turned out to be horrifically prescient.

Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them. We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.

@jakobnaumann @robbie_andrew @KetanJ0 @Equinor While loudly 'green bragging' at every opportunity 😡

@Besscat @robbie_andrew @KetanJ0 Exactly. Just a distraction. Look over here while we bugger up Australia’s pristine coast line for a few bucks. @equinor is a disgusting company.

@ericalick @monteiro @hondanhon Yes! Being a pestilent martyr is big in Australia.

Hello. Help me with a little research. Here’s the scenario: You are 25 and just starting out in the workforce. You drank way too much on a weekday and wake up hungover. There is NO way you are making it to work. What do you do? (Please state your current age in your reply.)

@apple @amazon @google @microsoft Meet Q: The First Genderless Voice genderlessvoice.com #genderlessvoice #pride #equalai via @genderlessvoice

@sofafort @monteiro Snap! Matching cats, with the same taste in quality reading material

@British_Airways asking people to voluntarily check in hand luggage to help you out and then deliberately leaving said luggage off flight - how do you justify such horrible service!?