Colonel Dewayne Smith

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Colonel Dewayne Smith

Colonel Dewayne Smith

@Colonel_DSmith

Father and Kentucky Colonel. Bonafide but never certified. Enthusiast of awful vehicles and shiny tools.

Kentucky, USA Sumali Ağustos 2025
115 Sinusundan170 Mga Tagasunod
Jake Blackfingers
Jake Blackfingers@Blackfingers63·
Becoming heavily invested in various online communities I’m not involved in just for the drama was a great decision and I recommend it
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Orange Chevrolet
Orange Chevrolet@0rangeChevrolet·
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Jake Blackfingers
Jake Blackfingers@Blackfingers63·
@HusbandTrad The only drama I will actively involve myself with is being anti gun control because my forefathers fought and died for our gun rights and I’ll be dammed if they take mine or my kin’s rights
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Boomhauer@_Boomhauer·
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Boomhauer@_Boomhauer·
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Colonel Dewayne Smith
Colonel Dewayne Smith@Colonel_DSmith·
@SneedMaxx @KritterKS There’s some fat annoying guy on YouTube who will tell you’re wrong and you’re too stupid to know how to drive a screw. Thank fuck I figured out how to block channels on YouTube. I hated seeing his face in thumbnails.
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Wet Retard
Wet Retard@SneedMaxx·
@KritterKS The impact driver does a better job running in screws. And I was really skeptical. But I tried one and immediately bought one.
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Kritter
Kritter@KritterKS·
Project update: Plans made, parts cut, new drill arrived. Likely trip to hardware store imminent to get screws. After that, frame assembly then surface top cut and installed. Then casters, and finally mounting the table saw to its new base. I could have this done yet today.
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Colonel Dewayne Smith
Colonel Dewayne Smith@Colonel_DSmith·
@synblinkerfluid One of my parents has been dead for over a decade. Alzheimer’s. To put him in a regular nursing home, in 2009, was $4,800 a month. Luckily he had served and went to the VA.
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Geriatric_Millenial
Geriatric_Millenial@itsjustme_39·
@it_unprofession It took me a few mandatory IT security training sessions before I got hip to my jobs phishing attempts 😭😭. I'm proud of the congratulations auto replies I get for reporting their attempts to trick me into clicking on links I'm not supposed to.
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food. They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links. The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package. I didn't click it. I'm a professional. The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets. I ignored it. I know how SSO works. But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom." It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake. I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke. Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill. Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance. This is pure entrapment. If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.
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Jake Blackfingers
Jake Blackfingers@Blackfingers63·
We gotta start publicly painfully executing criminals dog. Why did we stop doing this?
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Jake Moss
Jake Moss@Jamoss29·
@Colonel_DSmith good god sir I’d ask for why but I know I won’t get it and rightfully so
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Jake Moss
Jake Moss@Jamoss29·
Thought about getting a B&T apc9 for my next addition to the collection. then I started looking them up and seeing the prices…
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Jake Moss
Jake Moss@Jamoss29·
@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Mag dumped the scorpion last time we were at the range and I guess that’s a no no because someone pulled up to investigate I think 💀
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Jake Blackfingers
Jake Blackfingers@Blackfingers63·
This is like my 8th sandwich with the leftover honey ham from Easter and it’s still really good
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