Doc Red 🍎

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Doc Red 🍎

@Doc_Red_

☀️ The Doctor an Apple can’t keep away ☀️ NMA

The Land Down Under Sumali Ekim 2023

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·21 Şub

I was skinny fat for YEARS. Then I followed this one rule, started avoiding carbs like my life depended on it, and gained 10lbs of fat and liver disease.

BERKAN@mrberkanxk1

The only fitness advice u need AVOID CARBS AND YOULL GET RIPPED

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·52m

Everyone reading this has guessed the body fat % incorrectly

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·1h

@KevinCotedge HOW MUCH IS THAT

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Kevin Cotedge@KevinCotedge·1h

@Doc_Red_ All of it

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·1h

How much Nattokinase should I prescribe for this?

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·1h

@Sicario450 Nah imma send 30000 units

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Doc Light@Sicario450·1h

@Doc_Red_ If that’s consistent , they need BP meds. NATO ain’t gonna cut it.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·2h

@Michelle_812_ Absolute degeneracy I just do it because I’m a dick But thank you for giving me ammo to use

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💯 wig wag queen 💯@Michelle_812_·2h

I quit donating to charities a few years ago. They ruin everything they touch. Every time you check out at a store now they ask if you will round up the change for a charity. Fuck no. That business takes your charity coins and uses it for their own tax right off 😂😂😂😂 Suckers.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·6h

If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t financially aid the poor either

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·2h

@lynssss3125 Is okei I use less word Less time for u

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Sticky@lynssss3125·2h

@Doc_Red_ It’s so fucking annoying. LOL

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·3h

Reveal to me, your most toxic trait ~

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·2h

@BowtiedQueenBee Coughs twice

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BowTiedQueenBee@BowtiedQueenBee·2h

@Doc_Red_

GIF

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·11h

POV doctor coughing on all the gym equipment so everyone can get free antibodies

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·3h

@mjcerverajuanes @theTguyStoic I do too. Downvoted.

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Mike Cervera@mjcerverajuanes·3h

@Doc_Red_ @theTguyStoic I judge anyone who cheats on his diet

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·3h

@lynssss3125 Just. Pure. ADHD. I respect it.

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Sticky@lynssss3125·3h

@Doc_Red_ x.com/lynssss3125/st…

Sticky@lynssss3125

My toxic trait is having the ability to identify patterns & conversations so I know already where it’s headed way before they get to their point. So I interrupt them & answer their questions instead of wasting both of our time & energy of having a full blown conversation.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·3h

@theTguyStoic On your diet?

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Szabi 🪽☀️@theTguyStoic·3h

@Doc_Red_ I cheat

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·3h

@PA76PLUMBER Ur welcum

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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕗𝕗 🇺🇸@PA76PLUMBER·4h

@Doc_Red_ At least you're honest about it.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@he_who_fails Classic crypto user

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Fails@he_who_fails·13h

@Dr_Red_Gamer

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·13h

Get those numbers up

Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

Woman pulls up her bank account balance after someone called her broke while waiting in line at Walmart

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@GutOptimized Still with paste on it?

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Ross 🧬🔬@GutOptimized·9h

@Dr_Red_Gamer I like brushing, then floss and rinse, then a final brush without proper rinsing

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·19h

Someone told me to not rinse my mouth AFTER I brush my teeth, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@Shane0re0z Shhhhhhh

0re0z@Shane0re0z·14h

@Dr_Red_Gamer Ew all that dried post brush gunk

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@tweetajanuary No :)

January@tweetajanuary·17h

@Dr_Red_Gamer That makes me gag. Rinse your mouth out ffs

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@Michelle_812_ That’s a lot of watah

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💯 wig wag queen 💯@Michelle_812_·17h

@Dr_Red_Gamer I’m rinsing like 3x minimum.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@NotSolWalker Could be whiter

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NotSolWalker@NotSolWalker·4h

@Doc_Red_ White tongue has entered the chat

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@PA76PLUMBER Nope :) I’m a terrible person

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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕗𝕗 🇺🇸@PA76PLUMBER·4h

@Doc_Red_ Do you do it now not being a billionaire?

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·4h

@KevinCotedge This is a downside as well lmao

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Kevin Cotedge@KevinCotedge·15h

@Dr_Red_Gamer Don't forget too Chinese.

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Doc Red 🍎@Doc_Red_·15h

Anon, Don’t get too jacked 💪 , too rich 🤑 , too handsome ♥️ , too deadly 🥊 , too influential, too composed, too smooth or too good in bed Otherwise you’ll never find a girlfriend

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