El Notso

Lost this account 5 years ago, time to blend the sequel I've had the last couple of years.

@The_Canman1984 @Drunk3po Blackhawk Down has a pretty good soundtrack too. Heros exist, then we sing about them.

@Drunk3po Such an amazing song for a scene to get you pumped, just for them to make you want to cry right after.

During this part of the movie with this song blasting you felt as if Optimus Prime was unstoppable and the world was gonna be ok. Then they killed him 2 minutes later.

@SandyofCthulhu This should be the foundation of civilization and the reference books they hold as a standard.

If the audience doesn’t know it’s a parody, then either you failed in your task (Watchmen) or you lied and are gaslighting yourself (Starship Troopers). An awesome parody loves the genre it’s mocking (Shaun of the Dead) and makes its intent clear (Airplane).

@SandyofCthulhu I appreciate that you’ve simplified the pistol for our Japanese brothers and sisters. While your EDC pistol serves well in many situations, the difference between (assorted) competition and service sidearm can be overwhelming.

The pistol is not served with the food. It is a utensil- placed by the side of the dish. Putting it atop your flapjacks would be a breach of American etiquette. See below for a sample place setting. Fellow Americans, back me up here.

@d97498206 Thank you, for sharing Ichiro with us.

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@AmiriKing When they wear their t-shirts on the steps, put these in the courtroom.

Everyday this culture somehow manages to blow my mind even more. At some point… is this just who they are?

@RazorFist Hey! I don’t need disinformation from you! I thought were legit. That chinese spy rutted him. Fang-Fang fed @ericswalwell all the plastic he could handle. Then just a bit more.

Dude cuts in line to run for office and suddenly every scandal the DNC has buried for decades drops from the sky in unison? He rutted with a Chinese spy and it was perfectly copacetic, but this is suddenly on every major news network? We all see what this is: Democrats ruthlessly punishing disloyalty. Meanwhile, retards on "our" side will spend a solid week calling Trump a tyrant for mean tweets about a backstabbing podcaster. Do a single one of you clowns know what time it is?

@shkotobaza If that can has a cookie, I am surprised.

Иностранные пользователи X Подскажите, ваши бабушки тоже хранят швейные принадлежности в коробке от печенья?

@itsJohnRocker When St. Petersburg reached out, I answered the call with.

WHAT’S EVERYONE DRINKING TONIGHT????

@kj6jackal It always is.

思ったよりアーマーが重かったんだ😂

@Zhitnipalzhi I’m reading this in English. I’m glad you’re not starving. I’ll raise my glass to you on this occasion, this is hard to find in the stores now.

Привет, пишу этот твит на русском языке. На каком ты его читаешь? 🌎🌍🌏 Меня зовут Дмитрий. Я живу в Санкт-Петербурге, Россия 🇷🇺 Мы здесь не умираем от голода, не сидим в тюрьме, и не катаемся на медведях с бутылкой водки в шапках-ушанках (только по пятницам).

Talk me out of buying a CZ82, a CZ83 and a Beretta 84BB right now RIGHT NOW

@KellogCreek Mmm…Ace. Mine even has a gun counter.

Hey Japanese bros. I’m at the Ace hardware Store buying charcoal. Check out the massive BBQ culture of products in this small town store.

@BudLightSadness Oh don’t watch any splitscreen then and now.

Right when I was about to make F1 my personality they made it super duper gay.

Bitch fight

@AdamKinzinger There was a brief period of your life when you had value, honor, and respect. Being a naval officer was the only good thing about you.

Virginians: there are few people that hate gerrymandering more than me. But the Republicans violated norms with the Texas mid-decade redistricting, simply to grab power. The ONLY way to stop these acts is to make them backfire. Vote YES on the redistricting measure… otherwise their sick move will be rewarded. If you dislike gerrymandering make it clear that Texas gerrymandering will backfire.

@exjon Start in Maine.

Build the wall.

@RepJeffries Does this mean you are endorsing “Potatoes aren’t domestic violence!” @katieporterca for governor?

Statement on the Serious Accusations against Rep. Eric Swalwell.

@MeidasTouch Jeff Bezos has more operational boats in his fleet than canada does.

Carney: "The days of our military sending 70 cents of every dollar to the United States are over." *thunderous applause*

@nunebomber @realgreggd Sure enough. That EIB looks good on him.

@realgreggd That dude is peak E4 funny. Hes probably one of the smartest guys in his unit too. This is GOLD

“Gregg, what’s the infantry like?” “Ummm well is it’s mostly dude crushing each other like this…”

@DirtyHamasnik @aviationbrk I’m only a quarter German and not a socialist at all.

@El_Notso @aviationbrk ok Nazi now we know how you want to be treated when the time comes

A U.S C-130 Hercules has been damaged after a man broke into Shannon Airport and attacked the aircraft with a hatchet. The alarm was raised at 9.45am Saturday morning after a man was seen in a restricted area of Shannon Airport, Ireland. The intruder, who is understood to be male, climbed onto the wing of the US Air Force C-130 Hercules transport aircraft which was parked on a remote apron. He is then reported to have attacked the fuselage and wing of the $160million plane with a hatchet. First responders were forced to use mobile stairs to reach and subsequently detain the attacker. He was then arrested and taken into custody within 30 minutes of the break-in.