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@adetayo003 @Onihax Firstly, I'm not here to talk down on the people doing this hustle. I can relate with your plights as an Ex-Rider. I will advise you start learning a skill on the side and also keep looking for great opportunities. The Job is mentally and physically draining, not for the weak.

@Onihax Bro, i dey inside my kẹkẹ as i am typing this, i am looking for every other way not to ride this again 😂😂 i can't even advice anyone to start riding keke, expensive tickets aside... Your health will totally depreciate 😂😂, disrespect everywhere

Everybody likes to talk from the outside until you enter the road. I’m a keke rider myself, and with experience… no, it’s not that easy. This idea of “buy keke ₦5M, make ₦200k daily” sounds sweet online, but reality on ground is very different. I work interstate between Lagos and Ogun (can’t mention exact location for security reasons), so let me break it down small: In Lagos alone: Main ticket: ₦1,300 Money for markers, chairman, security, etc: about ₦1,000 Police/agency money (LASTMA, LNSC, etc): varies, but you must settle or risk paying ₦2k–₦10k for “offence” That’s already money gone before you even start breathing. Now Ogun side: Main ticket: ₦1,700 (₦1,300 weekends) “King of boys”: ₦200 Other random levies: ₦500 Then fuel: ₦12,000 daily at least Passengers? They’ll still price you like fuel is ₦200 per litre. We haven’t even talked about: Repairs (very frequent and expensive now) Feeding and daily survival Weekly hire purchase: ₦60k–₦70k for almost 2 years And let me add this: once a new keke hits 6 months, problems start coming one by one. So when everything is deducted… what exactly is left? This job is not “wake up and print money.” It’s survival, patience, and constant expenses. So no — if someone is still broke, it’s not always laziness or chasing job titles. Sometimes, it’s because the system itself is designed to drain you before you even grow. Respect people on the road. The hustle is deeper than it looks.

@okaforndubest @Onihax You see that "long pole hand start" alternative to key start is enough gyming for your hand and shoulder😂 What an awful experience😂

@Onihax Omo I did this business in Enugu with fairly used Keke I nearly kpai nobody told me to leave the sh!t and pick race

@AbdulfataiUthm4 @Onihax I have patiently waiting all this while to see this comment😂

@Onihax But how are you able to write wonderfully and still be a Keke driver?

@iamzioraa People like you should be arrested and seriously prosecuted😂 Inciting public false information😂

This keke (tricycle) is ₦5M Go to a state where nobody knows you. Make ₦200k daily. In 6 months you’ve tripled your money. If you’re still broke, it’s not Nigeria, it’s you. You just want a comfortable job title.

@Onihax As a Certified Ex-Tricycle Rider. I acknowledge this post that everything you wrote is absolutely correct. During my time as a Rider & A Novice, The Keke I was riding on daily delivery was stolen away from me😂 The experience was very brutal. I'll find time and share someday.

@gemini6582 @DazylingQueeen I'm a big fan of Water too. But I feel you should have called her attention to such discovery and discuss possible solutions with her. Instead of you breaking up with her.

@DazylingQueeen Having something from the back with a lady. As I saw small stuff there,that was the end of us together. How people use tissue still baffles me. However,you can first use tissue to wipe and water to clean the remains

Tissue or Water. Which one works for you?

@SocialAyo @DazylingQueeen I'm here for you dearie🌹

@DazylingQueeen There's nothing anyone can use to convince me to use tissue again. Tested and disapproved❌ Water pleaseeee💯👌🏽

@Xdroid_Mo I know you actually meant to type when them born you as a man into a financially poor family😂 I understand say na the Frustration make you do mistake generalize😂 PELE you hear😂

I swear preek useless once them born you as a man. Just kpai back

How much is it sold in you area?

Yesterday, I went to do some shopping at a mall and I saw mamador spread 450g at N2650. I wanted to take the picture but I didn't took my phone along with me. Meanwhile, I bought same mamador spread 450g four years ago at the rate of N630. I keep the plastics sometimes.

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@HaYoMiDe_ I'm ready to get married if I see a kind, good character and well to do woman from a good background. I'm here and all yours💕🌹

Men why??

@Cleverlydey4u Na Eketes be this naw😂 One would know through their tails.

When man no get money him go dey see many things 😭😂

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA The guy should be charged immediately for nonchalant and negligence😂

Men are now minding their own business as those female gym influencers and feminists wanted. Women can enjoy being strong and independent.

@tutututuulip This goes for both gender. This doesn't mean one should sit back and relax waiting the whole time. Social interaction at the right places with the right people will increase the chances of meeting your heart desire.

Man, who wants you will find you. Don’t rush.

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Some men amuse me. Especially the ones on this twitter. It just feels like they are out of touch with reality. You don’t want to put in any form of effort when going for a woman you like. You don’t wanna buy her flowers. Take her out. Buy her nice things. You don’t wanna do NOTHING. You just want to tell a woman that you like her and then she will say she likes you back and relationship don start. No form of effort. I pity the women settling for some of you sha.

@oku_yungx Older women understand life better.

Tag that one guy who is into older women.

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