IPlayedWithFire
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IPlayedWithFire
@FirePlayedMe
I've been around and I have opinions. There is nothing about me that is special or wise. Your approval is not important. I mute pronouns
Sumali Ocak 2025
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@kimmie_c_ No matter what, he's most likely far more intelligent than anyone giving him shit...
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They keep coming for Gene tonight & he just keeps knocking them away with a based ball bat
Gene Simmons@genesimmons
Because by earning more, you create more jobs, by spending more money, which provides other people with being able to support their families. Without earning more, you can’t even give to charity, much less support your family.
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@liexny American Patriots don't support enemies of the state or worship false gods. Nice try tho.
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@VikingRobVWO The fly and moth catcher that will occassionally let off a sizzle and a god-awful stench of insect bodies being incinerated on the halogen bulb...
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@RDog861 @JackMurphyRGR Absolutely nothing has been published that would corroborate this as of now.
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Good news for once.
F-15 WSO recovered alive. Was escaping and evading. Massive fire fight on tgt. Iranians were actively looking for him in the area.
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@harukaawake Nose rings (especially septum rings) automatically disqualifies her from speaking intelligently
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🇯🇵 This woman claims that she's glad Japan is being hated because of WWII. She claims that the US helped Japan come up with "Hello Kitty" to cover up for war crimes and Japan never paid the price.
In reality, Japan was hit with two nukes and every major city was destroyed.
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@AzPetrich At least one moron has to post this every Easter.
This year that would be you.
And it’s still irrelevant, boring rage bait. Yawn.
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Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.
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@FemoidFairy @ForestMommy Well, we know the death and destruction they cause. We get American news reels here too you know.
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The lowest IQ on the planet.
Idaho Over Under 🇺🇸@ConLima8
Idaho now has more firearms than the whole of Canada.
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@KiKi1185 @SouthernKeeks I couldn't imaging even engaging with an idiot wearing an Obama shirt in an unironic manner...
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@SouthernKeeks Omg people are so rude! I can’t imagine asking someone wearing an Obama shirt (or any political) shirt if that was real🤣
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Wearing my Reagan/Bush ‘84 shirt today. A woman stopped me, visibly annoyed: “Excuse me! Is that a real shirt??”
I smiled and exclaimed, “Yes!”
And kept walking. 😂😎
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@4nt1p4tt3rn Can we put @RealSheriffJoe in charge of all ICE detention facilities?
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How horrible for them! We should send them back to their countries of origin immediately so they don't continue to suffer in that awful facility!
Texas Tribune@TexasTribune
Inspection finds dozens of violations of detention standards at El Paso immigration facility. Via @AP bit.ly/47CRBeD
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@MrLeadslinger The Japanese have apparently never seen a police chase where the suspect is driving a scissor-lift down the highway with a 24-pack of beer and refusing to stop...
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I’m not sure the Japanese are ready to learn about the full extent of Florida man’s powers.
ストロングダボス@StrongzeroTrpg
フロリダマンを知人に紹介してフロリダマンチャレンジをさせたところ、ウォルマートにワニを投げ入れたフロリダマンとピックアップトラックでサーフィンをしようとしたフロリダマンが出てきたらしい
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@SaltyGoat17 Just get "confused" thinking it's a street takeover and start doing donuts while shooting off fireworks...
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@Iwatekko6969 Trust me, we'll smoke/BBQ tater tots.
If it fits in a BBQ, it'l get BBQ'd at least once.
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⋯⋯ん？
今日一日、アメリカの善き人々たちご自慢のBBQツイートを見ていて気がついたことがある。
アメリカ人、BBQでは豚肉食わないんか？ ほとんど牛肉なのでは。
アメリカでは豚肉はBBQに使わないの？
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The blue whale has blocked me for calling her out.
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@JonnyMicro I've never been a fan of pre-chewed chicken squirted into a shape and fried.
It's like the chicken version of Salisbury steak. Only battered and fried.
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An establishment like Cane’s that only serves tenders and no wings, breasts, etc, I would NEVER refer to as a fried chicken chain.
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
America’s most popular fried chicken chain by state
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My joke sports related posts... 🦗
Mention my boobs or 😸... 🎉
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@GR_businessman It was either a selective Rapture or the illegal driving it hauled ass.
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BREAKING: A tanker truck has exploded in Grand Rapids on US‑131 near I‑196.
ALL lanes NB & SB are closed with extended shutdowns expected. The truck cab was found empty.
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