Kevin D.

@PityK_cb you need a massage then

Bro my boobs hurt like if they were big

@ignarahas ale merci nu heb ik ook honger

Hierna nog naar de fitness zien te raken 😋

@LvAPictures @albertheijn Kan wel eens proberen of ik ze van een belgische spaarkaart kan sturen?

Mochten er hier mensen op X zijn die de Brabantia zegels vd @albertheijn niet sparen: Ik houd me heel erg aanbevolen 😁🤗 Alvast bedankt! #Brabantia #zegels #AlbertHeijn #boodschappendoen

🚨Breaking News:🚨 Legendary actor Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

@BluPuppyDrone When and where do I come help out (I’m serieus here)

Mouth, ass or hands?~ 👀😈🖤 #latex

@BluPuppyDrone 🤤

@BizzaroPlanet @dpoddolphinpro It is !

@dpoddolphinpro Hell yeah is this real time telemetry? this will be like the pentagon pizza tracker

How did I not know this account existed until this moment

@amn81052 @itschrisray @dpoddolphinpro What do you expect with a thing called the Urine Processor Assembly

@itschrisray @dpoddolphinpro Apparently they do 🤷

@Chris__spc @Ry5ter @RcanFly @dpoddolphinpro And it’s expensive to just ship water

@Ry5ter @RcanFly @dpoddolphinpro Because water is heavy and reusing as much of it as possible is key for them

@branislavmilic Nice one

@proximus @ItzalWPG Proximus semble surtout avoir baisé son Bescherelle. «… peut-être vous demandeR pourquoi…»

Baisez vos mères @proximus

Ordering a new @Wise card and getting it the next day with standard shipping? That wild 🔥

@BrusselsAirport heb jullie een vraagje in DM gestuurd

@queensasjaluna Ik stuur u later wel even een bericht :-)

@HelloKevin Wel vlakbij de grens!

GUYS DO I GET THIS LMAO

@luciascarlet ????

why the fuck does AliExpress on web have sign in with Klarna but not sign in with Apple

@PityK_cb that is what ive been telling you LOL

Just realized that travelling to Japan isn't as expensive as I imagined mmmhh

@Violet_Okami About this even

@Violet_Okami I think there used to be a subreddit with this

I go on just to read them. They are the funniest thing ever, you could start a page from them.

@ArcticFoxHiro @straceX This is dated by the way Mastercard now also uses 2 and visa is going to expand with a different digit too

@straceX Didn't know airlines had their own MII. Interesting! I don't have any airline credit cards and rip up all of the offers they constantly send in the mail, so I'd never have known!

As a developer, have you ever wondered: You type a 16‑digit card number and the form instantly says “Invalid card number”. There are billions of possible numbers. How the hell is that check that fast?

@toilet_doll yess

Latex. Hard bondage. Pink / cute aesthetic. This is me all over 🫦⛓️‍💥💕 (deviantart.com/my-over-exposu…)

@queensasjaluna komt u trouwens in de nabije toekomst nog eens langs belgie?

@HelloKevin Zeker ✨ en dat heb je dus erg braaf gedaan 😏👌🏼