
My vasectomy is scheduled for April 17th. My wife said if I get rich before then, we can have a 5th child. Do you have any court jester positions available @elonmusk?
Jack Scarizzy
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My vasectomy is scheduled for April 17th. My wife said if I get rich before then, we can have a 5th child. Do you have any court jester positions available @elonmusk?


My vasectomy is scheduled for April 17th. My wife said if I get rich before then, we can have a 5th child. Do you have any court jester positions available @elonmusk?



okay I just made this in 10 minutes Introducing SF goat simulator 🐐🌉 🐻 Run away from the bears 💩 Poop anywhere on the streets 🏢 Head butt buildings powered by google maps should I make it multiplayer?


NEWS: NASA is planning a bigger @SpaceX Moon mission role using Starship, in a massive blow to Boeing. With the new proposal, Boeing's SLS would no longer be used to boost Orion close to the moon. Instead, Starship and Orion would dock in Earth orbit, giving Starship the pivotal role of propelling the capsule to the moon’s orbit, before taking astronauts down to the surface. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…


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