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Jane Morgan

@JaneJvm0010

I'm many things - Mum, qualified podiatrist, advocate for children's palliative care/disability awareness and regurgitator of useless facts.

Any, and everywhere.... Sumali Ekim 2015
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
100 DIAMOND GIVEAWAY! Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the sharpest eyes of them all? 👁️✨ Only ONE of these reflections is a perfect match. Can you spot the TRUE mirror?? 🪞
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Jane Morgan@JaneJvm0010·
Amusement today - watching @LeeAndersonMP_ on @gbnews...he asks why his Mum likes @benjaminbutter .... just as my Mum turns over to watch a recorded programme, so the reply was "Monster Quest"!🤣🤣
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
Your day starts NOW with this FREE ENERGY⚡ --> travel-town-app.com/4viEU25 🎁 BONUS: Can you find the secret code in the circus?? 🎪👀 Drop it below and you might get ⚡ EXTRA ENERGIZED!⚡
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
How many clowns can Taffy fit in one car??🤡🚗 Well, we’re not sure... maybe you can tell us? 🎪🤔
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marqix ☆
marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Me: at a Japanese aquarium. peaceful day, families everywhere, soft piano music. then I notice one employee SPEED WALKING past us carrying bucket. Employee: Excuse me. another employee runs by, then another. suddenly whole aquarium staff moving with Avengers-level urgency. Me: ... Friend: Something happened. we follow crowd to penguin section. absolute chaos, one penguin missing. not metaphorically, ACTUALLY escaped. staff members whispering intensely into walkie-talkies. tiny child beside me: The criminal has escaped. Me: WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT. then I spot the penguin. bro is BOOKING IT down hallway at shocking speed. sliding on stomach around corners like furry torpedo. staff chasing respectfully. one employee holding fish like hostage negotiator. Employee: Kenta please. PENGUIN'S NAME IS KENTA. Kenta ignores authority completely, runs directly into souvenir shop. now people buying keychains while rogue penguin commits grand theft atmosphere. finally old aquarium worker appears. everyone parts ways dramatically. this man kneels down calmly. pulls out single sardine. Kenta stops immediately. walks over with zero shame. Old Worker: Enough adventure. penguin allows himself to be carried away like drunk friend after party. crowd applauds. Friend whispering: He'll do it again. Honestly? absolutely.
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Alison Moyet@AlisonMoyet·
So much being said for so very long about toilets. Not once has anyone mentioned men’s tree privilege. Or hubcaps come to that.
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Jane Morgan@JaneJvm0010·
@SBarrettBar Steven, I respectfully ask that you stop posting your satire because there is a very real possibility that some people may take it as an instruction. Case in point - George Orwell's 1984 currently being implemented in the UK....
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Steven Barrett@SBarrettBar·
BREAKING 🚨 I understand that Hope Not Hate have uncovered historic sex crimes by Amiral Nelson They claim that there is no written record that Hardy consented to be kissed. Accordingly, Sir Keir will be handing over control of the country to France Updates will follow
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Travel Town Game
Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
⚡ENERGY GIVEAWAY!⚡ The lizard hunt in on! 🦎🔎 How many lizards are hiding in the scene?? Look closely - this is a tough one!
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
Hop on this GIVEAWAY!✨🚗 Can you spot the odd one out for a chance to WIN?⚡⚡ Drop your answer below!👇🏽
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
💎DIAMOND GIVEAWAY!💎 DO NOT DISTURB!🤫❤️ One of these cars is on a secret romantic date!🚗🎬 can you spot which one is feeling the love?
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Tim Shipman
Tim Shipman@ShippersUnbound·
If a newspaper doesn't use WESIGNATION as a headline tomorrow, I will be very disappointed
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
⚡ENERGY GIVEAWAY!⚡ Is it True or False? 🤔 Drop your answer below for a chance to WIN! 🎁 Did you visit our in-game Drive-in yet?? 🎥🍿
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐏! 🚗💨 Something exciting is driving into Town tomorrow!! Are you ready to hop in and see where it takes you?? Drop a 🛻 if you're ready for the ride! 👇✨
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
⚡️ENERGY GIVEAWAY!⚡️ How many hidden Energy can you spot in the Flower Shop??🔍 Don't let Nibbles get away with all your rewards! 🦝⚡️ Drop the answer below 👇🏽
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thirdman@thirdmanuk·
@fesshole The great ones are in sex dungeons AT Warhammer conventions...
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
New boyfriend. Gorgeous, kind, good in bed, cooks. Friend saying how lucky I was but surely he was too perfect and what if he had some kind of piss fetish or something? How does she think we met? It's 2026. The good ones are in sex dungeons or at Warhammer conventions.
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
⚡ENERGY GIVEAWAY!⚡ Watch your pockets - Nibbles is on the prowl! 🦝👜 What item doesn't belong? Answer below to stack up on 300 ENERGY!
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Simon
Simon@Sttsimon·
@CopMoustache What a lovely send off. My dad was a farmer and we didn’t have a traditional hearse either
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TheMoustacheCop
TheMoustacheCop@CopMoustache·
My dad helped a chap restore a lorry which he now takes to shows, the owner only trusted him to do repairs on it, he asked mum if he could carry him to the crematorium on the back of it It was a big secret until the very day BTW I’m in the car behind the lorry, crying
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Travel Town Game@TravelTownGame·
Lets test your attention! For a chance to snag 💎100 Diamonds💎 - What item is missing on this chain?
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