David Moose

4.9K posts

David Moose

@MoosedOff

Noted moaner at customer service departments.

Kent, UK Sumali Ekim 2011

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David Moose@MoosedOff·6h

@CageFooName Most of them won't even be competent enough to be corrupt, which is the most amusing part. You have to know what you're doing to be corrupt. My lot in Kent still think they need council motions to do stuff when they run the bloody thing.

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Bill@CageFooName·6h

Here's my prediction for the next few months. We will see only in Reform UK councils that Jack Bauer has only got 24 hours to foil a terrorist plot that could really shake up not just the White House but the entire of the USA and the BBC will ignore as much of it as possible!

JBL@johninsouthfla

Here's my prediction for the next few months. We will see massive corruption in Reform UK councils and the BBC will ignore as much of it possible! If you agree, please repost.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·6h

@Jebadoo2 I agree on Burnham, but don't think Starmer did the 'work' in opposition, either. Didn't build a proper policy platform, nurture his backbenchers, and he put the wrong people in charge. Rosie Duffield said he told her he saw opposition as a waste and I can entirely believe that.

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Dennis Noel Kavanagh@Jebadoo2·8h

Unpopular though the PM is, it was him who transformed the Labour Party and delivered a landslide, now you can plausibly say that's because the Conservatives imploded, but the fact is Starmer did the work in Parliament while Burnham was nowhere to be seen.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·7h

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown You're not even two years in and you're already doing 'horse as senator' things. What a joke you are.

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Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·7h

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·7h

@Keir_Starmer @HarrietHarman Oh you must be doing this on purpose. Like you've decided to just burn it all down now and make the most catastrophic decisions out of spite. Found anything else for Mandelson to do yet?

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Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·8h

I’m delighted to appoint @HarrietHarman as my Adviser on Women and Girls. Harriet is a strong advocate for women and girls and I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life. I’m committed to tackling structural misogyny that is a barrier for too many women and girls. I look forward to working with Harriet to drive forward action on this important issue.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·8h

@CageFooName Three of the four most incompetent colleagues I've ever had went to Cambridge. The fourth had been over-promoted because she was having an affair with the boss.

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Bill@CageFooName·10h

Absolutely loads of people sail through uni and are some of the absolutely stupidest people I know. Like monumentally stupid.

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Bill@CageFooName·10h

Genuinely find it shocking that for some people going to university actually gave them the notion that people who go to uni are smarter than people that don't go to uni. It's the one lesson you learn that is completely untrue

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David Moose@MoosedOff·23h

@VintageMrHobbes Well I absolutely didn't need to see that.

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@VintageMrHobbes @Prosper_UK_ Honestly, these fucking people: 'All the Tories need to do to win is appeal to the 6% of the population that is comprised of well-off centrist sensibles and fought over by all the other parties, while ignoring literally every other issue... particularly immigration concerns!'

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MrHobbes@VintageMrHobbes·1d

@Prosper_UK_ Why is Karl Pilkington in this video

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Prosper UK@Prosper_UK_·1d

Farage said he would wipe out the Tories. He hasn’t. But it’s clear from early results, the Conservative coalition of 2019 can't be rebuilt because Reform is not going away. The route back is something akin to the 2015 coalition built on trust on the economy and a pro business approach. Sign up today: prosperuk.com

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David Moose@MoosedOff·1d

@JackWDart When are you and Stadlen just gonna spoon and be done with it?

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Jack Dart@JackWDart·1d

Reform UK were rejected by more than 70% of voters yesterday, and the media is treating the result as terminal for Labour while almost entirely ignoring the fact that most people said no to the hatred, the division and the bigotry. That is the actual story.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·1d

@SimonHarrisMBD I'm sure your criticism of people who tried to make these elections about Gaza is forthcoming, too.

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Simon Harris@SimonHarrisMBD·1d

All over England today, hundreds of new councillors with remits that cover potholes, bins and adult social care are going to be meeting to figure out how to stop the boats.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·1d

What will really help the Government media operation right now is a video from Darren Jones 'explaining' the election result and why the solution to how people are feeling is digital ID.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·2d

@CageFooName Ideally he shouldn’t really be allowed to vote, so it’s just as well he wastes it.

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Bill@CageFooName·2d

Owning the establishment by spoiling my ballot

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David Moose@MoosedOff·2d

@JackWDart Way to make Ross Greer look physically imposing.

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Jack Dart@JackWDart·2d

I, a Liberal Democrat, just voted tactically for Labour to stop the worst, most dangerous party of my lifetime, winning in my area. Vote tactically today! Keep Reform UK out.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·3d

@BenMclaine x.com/MoosedOff/stat…

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@harriepw It’s because usually people who aren’t morons don’t care when morons say and do moron things, except when they get lots of traction with other morons. Then they see it as their obligation to point out when morons are being morons, as a public service.

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Ben Mclaine@BenMclaine·3d

It must be obvious to people how the establishment are all lining up to attack Zack Polanski, surely?

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‘This is just bonkers from the leadership of the Green Party.' Labour’s Danny Beales and Lib Dem Munira Wilson join forces to call out Zack Polanski’s ‘non-apology’ for his comments in the wake of the Golders Green attack.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·3d

@CurtisDaly_ 'Did charities for them' is, amusingly, about as official-sounding as whatever Zack's actual role was, which was also clearly not what he said it was.

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Curtis Daly@CurtisDaly_·3d

Omg stop apologising. You were a speaker for the Red Cross, you did charities for them. When you say sorry, you capitulate to enemies.

Ridge & Frost@RidgeandFrost

BREAKING: Speaking to the BBC, Green Party leader Zack Polanski has acknowledged that he was wrong to say he was a spokesperson for the British Red Cross.

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David Moose@MoosedOff·3d

@MatthewStadlen The regime version of Lord Haw-Haw speaks.

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Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen·3d

The Conservative Party under Badenoch has a serious Islamophobia problem.

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@CathArtic26 Once again...

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Karen Gibbs Shadow Investigator for Shadows@CathArtic26·4d

Why isn’t this in the news? Small boat crossings down massively NHS waiting lists lowest in 3 years Student nurse numbers up Crime fighting shake up There’s lots more. Why??????????

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David Moose@MoosedOff·3d

@SimonHarrisMBD I am shocked, shocked I tell you that Simon is excusing the most charlatan party leader for being a charlatan.

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Simon Harris@SimonHarrisMBD·4d

Zack Polanski didn’t say ‘thank you’ to the person in front of him at the checkout when they put the shopping divider down on the conveyor belt so he could start loading his own items at a branch of Lidl in South London in 2005. Source: Daily Mail

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@Cookieurch @waitrose This is important to know as I have a voucher for a free bag.

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