Not Jesus

@Kekius_Sage The bin

Where do you think we go after we die?

What these THREE colors remind you of??

@ZacksJerryRig @karolineleavitt Well the vibe I’m getting now is maybe you made the electric wheelchair for your wife so you can fit an immobiliser so she can’t run away and leave you 😭

@karolineleavitt Your baby has the same age gap with you as you do with your husband. Think about that for a second.

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕 She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble. Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

@WhiteHouse @PoPville

@PoPville THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! 😍

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO/PHOTOS: Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park Fountains Flowing!! - Glorious: popville.com/2026/05/meridi…

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song.???

@docakx Idk why this made me laugh. I read the title then saw the pic after, not what I was expecting 🤣

5-day-old baby boy brought in by mother with history of small amount of milky white fluid leaking from the nipples. What is the diagnosis?

@ThrillaRilla369 Weekend bender

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever lost weight?

@MbarkCherguia Chocolate milk bottles

What’s this guys nickname?

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Yeah even if energised you can lose a lot of interest in stuff versus being sober it’s like having adhd but less talkative

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri Idk if you realize how energizing sativa is to most people lmfao

genuinely WHY is weed illegal. alcohol has made me throw up for hours passing in and out. weed makes me lay down and eat a lot. ?? Whyyy

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Less lazy but still kinda lazy though?

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri That’s what sativa is for

@Tekeee Oil

Gold is dropping. Silver is dropping. Crypto is dropping. Stocks are dropping. The dollar is dropping. So what are we buying?

@IamSean95 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne Read it as if she’s talking to Elon’s dad as if he had dementia if you’re struggling to understand it 🙂

@NotJesus43 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne I never refer to when I met my mother in 1995 because... hello? She birthed me. This is weird.

Wait…Elon’s mom isn’t Maye?

@WhiteHouse Make it make sense 😭

Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. 📈

Am I the only one who is NOT on GLP-1s, SSRIs or peptides ?

@cb_doge Maybe they live with us under the water or something 🙄

"If I was aware of the slightest evidence of aliens, I would immediately post out on 𝕏. This would be the most viewed post of all time. We've got 9000 satellites up there, we've never had to maneuver around an alien spaceship yet." 一 Elon Musk

@uu5ua How to wear your transmission out 101

كل من يظن نفسه سائقًا محترفًا، عليه أن يشاهد هذا الفيديو أولًا.

@memechaotic He’s the guy on socials telling 40 year olds he’s been 17 for the last 5 years who also has a girlfriend 🤣

That's definitely not Enlgish 😭

@justalexoki When he walked on water it was to hide the tic tac UFO he was walking on

imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff

@DudespostingWs If momentum was a muscle he would be jacked

A 22-year-old broke a Guinness World Record after completing 12,412 pull-ups in 24 hours. That’s about 517 pull-ups per hour and 8.6 per minute for an entire day. Insane