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For certain activism-minded netizens, the newest batch of “Epstein files” provides irrefutable proof that J.K. Rowling was a friend of Epstein. Naturally, it does no such thing. If anything, the material being circulated suggests the opposite… jackpownall.fr/p/fact-check-e…

@JIPTranslation @cavakaggyreborn @LindsayMLand @IndiaWilloughby

@cavakaggyreborn @LindsayMLand @IndiaWilloughby An infographic for those who need a visual aid on the factual elements of the Epstein-Cursed-Child conspiracy theory… Although some might be better served with finger paintings.

TRAs trying to intimidate me by using my full name that they copy/pasted from the website that's linked in my bio. They try so hard, bless them!

@happyrachy @TheSEFilesPod No worries, I'm sure that in six months I'll have forgotten the minor breakdown I had over this whole thing and decided to try again, it will definitely go better next time and won't result in a major breakdown 👍😁

@PoolsVB @TheSEFilesPod Oh I'm sorry about that.

🧬 NEW EPISODE! 🧬 This week, we cover chapters 16 and 17 of #TheHallmarkedMan. We discuss Strike and Kim running into Nina while on surveillance, Barclay's arrest, and Midge asking Robin about Strike and Kim. Next episode (29 January): Chapter 18 and the JKR bracelet Twitter header Link in bio 🔗

@happyrachy @TheSEFilesPod Yeah spoiler alert, the tallow did not work out 😂

@TheSEFilesPod Im sorry @PoolsVB this was all I could think about 😆

Felt like having some emotions about #Strellacott today youtu.be/Fj3OUjqnZ9E

@kenzjones93 @happyrachy Cuz weee are never, ever, ever getting (for the first time) together!

@happyrachy Mmm, how about “you total bitch” (loved Strike’s reaction to that) or “keep your nudes to your fucking self” or “we are never going to fuck, ever” 💥

Workshopping friendship bracelet ideas post #TheHallmarkedMan 💃🏻

@Rosanne58550352 @LindsayMLand @CrowsonJen @kenzjones93 @happyrachy @jk_rowling

@PoolsVB @LindsayMLand @CrowsonJen @kenzjones93 @happyrachy @jk_rowling My therapist has such a good memory she drags up stuff I said 2 years ago (coming at me with facts and logic). That might be an issue for you 😉

So close to the end of read 2 & I don’t want to be over. I LOVE “try me” I love Stephen Ellacott, I want to buy a duplicate of that bracelet and I’ve never been more excited to meet a fictional therapist in my life!

@LindsayMLand @CrowsonJen @kenzjones93 @happyrachy @jk_rowling I'd make a great therapist! I swear a lot and love telling people what to do, and I think we all know that those are the most important qualifications! (Well, I guess we have to wait for Strike 9 to know for sure, but I can read a room)

@CrowsonJen @kenzjones93 @happyrachy @jk_rowling Are you saying you want @PoolsVB as a therapist because I have serious questions. 😉

@Rosanne58550352 @jk_rowling @LindsayMLand Pride and Prejudice!! Do NOT get my hopes up for Austen epigraphs!! (I say, as if my hopes aren't already wildly high)

I decided to go have a look at the underground ticket on @jk_rowling her website. Maybe it has an important date for book 9? I did not find it, but I found swans, pride and prejudice, and a charm bracelet. Do you remember the date on the ticket @LindsayMLand ?

@LindsayMLand @Rosanne58550352 @jk_rowling @kenzjones93 29th wasn't it?

@Rosanne58550352 @jk_rowling May, 2017 @PoolsVB or @kenzjones93 do you remember the specific date?

@AmyLesley @Ever_Lizzie @TheSEFilesPod Yessss that's the good stuff right there!! 😍😍🔥🔥

@Ever_Lizzie @TheSEFilesPod @PoolsVB

@TheSEFilesPod catching up with your reaction episode and first - thanks, ladies, it's so amazing to listen to you and to share all the feelings afterwards with you And yes, @PoolsVB is so right about North & South and the fantastic BBC adaptation - you must watch it

@jk_rowling My tea leaves predicted that I'd suffer but be happy about it, and they were right 😁 I loved every bit of agony in this book and cannot wait for more ❤️

Public service announcement for Strike and Robin fans, many of whom are saying the same things in my mentions: I’m sorry about the emotional trauma, but I never said this would be easy. #TheHallmarkedMan #Strike9 is well underway and this picture may have some relevance to it.

@IrisThinksMeh @jk_rowling As was agreed please accept this apology cake, our junior counsel (pictured, on box) trusts that this fullfils her client's contractual meow-bligations!

@PoolsVB @jk_rowling I spoke to my attorney (PoohCee McSirius, see below. Don’t let her calm exterior fool you—she is not to be messed with). We would accept that offer and appreciate your fast reply regarding this painful matter.

Hi @jk_rowling who do I speak to re compensation for extreme emotional damage after #TheHallmarkedMan because I have never been so stressed in my life! not gonna be able to function for ~6 months after that ending! (amazing book, loved it, will be re-reading for the next year)

@IrisThinksMeh @jk_rowling Would we accept an apology slice of grocery store chocolate mousse birthday cake? Because if so I could have Proof of Contrition to you in 24 hours 🫡

Speaking of compensation: Ms Pools… As the Chekhov’s Baby Gun person, I accept your apology, but I’d like to enquire when I get my Apology Icecream? (You’ll have to buy and eat it yourself for obvious reasons, but I’d appreciate a photo anyways). I look forward to hearing from you or your attorney as soon as possible.

@Catherine122290 @TheSEFilesPod

@TheSEFilesPod Omg Pools I am DYING!! You have me cackling sooo bad on the train home and everyone is looking at me 🤣

🧬 NEW EPISODE! 🧬 This week, we bring you our spoiler-filled review and in-the-moment reactions to Robert Galbraith's #TheHallmarkedMan. What a ride! Link in bio 🔗

@deannajasper77 Now that's just spooky

@PoolsVB Ian is a form of John.

Pretty suspicious last name there if you ask me 🤔

@jk_rowling @TheSEFilesPod Nothing worth having ever is! well, except maybe Kraft Dinner with hot dogs... But everything else worthwhile is hard as hell, so I am buckled in and loving it!

@TheSEFilesPod Seeing quite a lot of these. I never promised it would be easy...

We adore you @jk_rowling but after reading #TheHallmarkedMan we’re no longer a podcast, but an emotional support group! 😂🩶 #VeryExcitedForBook9

@Rosanne58550352 @jk_rowling No single moment in any book, EVER, has delighted me as much as a certain moment in the final chapter of this book. Cormoran Strike I love you. 🩶🩶🩶

@PoolsVB @jk_rowling He is such a lovely dumb dumb.