Jeremy Kendrick

@Timcast Today ends in “y”, I hadn’t realized.

AOC joins the chorus calling for trumps removal

How I sleep at night knowing I don’t have to worry about this because I don’t sexually harass my staff.

The Japanese people are making videos showing Britain how to fix their problems.

@CockadoodleLou @SecWar The Bill of Rights covers inalienable rights. What in does “inalienable right” mean?

@SecWar Hey moron...bearing arms isn't a "God given right" it's a "Constitutional right" God has nothing to do with it.

Our military installations have been turned into gun-free zones—leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today.

@Fat_Electrician I see this turning into an episode on the fatty files.

Wife: “i think i wanna get one of those vibration plates you stand on and it helps with blood flow and recovery” Internal dialogue: “those are stupid gimmick” Mental image: Wife’s ass jiggling as she stands on it Me: “Thats a great idea! You should order one”

🚨 UPDATE: Sen. Adam Schiff breaks out into PANIC MODE on the floor, crying the SAVE America Act “will destroy something precious about this country.” That “precious” thing is illegal VOTER FRAUD keeping Democrats in power! It must be STOPPED FOREVER!

@OGGodEmperor @char_azunyan @BackupBorn2Shid @megigogi Crabbington? What makes you think I was trying to make him less pitiful?

@Pro2AHomo @char_azunyan @BackupBorn2Shid @megigogi You do realize this makes it even more pitiful for the OP Right?

I hate the friggin over shaky camera trend 😭😭😭 Like chill the fuck out 😭😭😭

@char_azunyan @BackupBorn2Shid @megigogi You mean the half starved to death 8yo African?

@BackupBorn2Shid @megigogi Sir, you have just announced that there's 8 year olds in Africa with more upper body strength than you. The CIA interrogators at gitmo couldn't have waterboarded something that embarrassing out of me.

@Timcast Happy birthday 🎊

slow news day ey?

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸🔥

I appreciate Tony Gonzales for making the appropriate decision. I look forward to being the voice of TX23 that our district deserves. From the border, to oil theft, water rights, data centers, and many other issues. It’s an honor to be chosen and together we will make Texas proud.

I hope @Polymarket opens up a bet line to see which lasts longer, your career or your marriage. I couldn’t help but notice she changed her profile pic from a pic of both of you to just her the day the texts between you and your staffer came out.

@MrTangent @MAC_Arms @jacksonhinklle With the house policies in California, the homeless problem isn’t the fault of capitalism.

@MAC_Arms @jacksonhinklle Last I checked we are a capitalist country, Mac. And if we were a compassionate socialist country they wouldn’t be living on the sidewalk. This is pure, unfiltered capitalism. 💯

While Trump is attacking Iran, this is what Los Angeles looks like.

This is what they took from us and they shall never be forgiven "Shall we die together?" One of the greatest lines from Star Trek next only to "There are four lights" youtu.be/i9o4xaANxSM?si…

@LibOrNormal @pr0ud_americans Blind hatred for tribalist purposes.

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So, there’s that.

For the betterment of the world.

@arijitmondal1 @EricLDaugh We know you’ve never read the Bible, you’re wasting your time with this heresy.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! It's just been confirmed that the California Democrat government is PAYING leftist protestors over $100 MILLION dollars, a jaw-dropping amount of funds that go to anti-American causes CAM HIGBY: "CHIRLA has taken over $100M alone in tax-payer funds according to the state expenditure website." "Based on their website, CHIRLA's primary function is protest-related activities and left-wing advocacy. They have been protesting and advocating since 1986 and take credit for some Newsom policies." There it is. IMAGINE THAT. The people must be refunded, @GavinNewsom!