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Married the love of my life last night. Thought you'd like to know.

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

@escapefrommelos Sounds like a fantastic way to teach people about your history whilst giving them a once in a lifetime experience

there are theme parks in mainland china where you can LARP as the Revolutionary Patriotic Masses storming a fortress of the Japanese Occupiers

@justdavenow89 I love this clip and will never stop loving this clip

If you need a laugh today

@thegameawards Waiting to see a non blue checkmarked twitter account to make a review

MIXTAPE is now available.

@esperavt Probably because the virtue of becoming an adult and owning your own home is now such a far reaching concept to so many people across the developed countries, that they look back at what should be a norm, with nostalgia instead of living in it

i think the reason nostalgia baiting the 70s-90s seems boring to me is because it’s almost always exclusively the white middle class suburban experience.

@TimDraks I'm watching Clone Wars for the first time recently and I'm really struggling to think how anyone thinks it isn't a kids show. It's still a bit of fun, maybe a bit over hyped but fun; but it's still a kids show.

Unfortunately this is a very common type of guy watching any kids show “Atla isn’t a kids show” Yes it is, you’re watching it on Nickelodeon.

Shrinkflation is a thing. If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them. We're here for you, bestie.

@varrock The amount of control he has here on the bike is actually incredibly cool and could be used for really cool things to show off but instead he decides to be a massive prick and "almost" ride into people. Wanker.

This exemplifies urban Black culture pretty well. Status in their society is determined by how much you can annoy the people around you. That's it. Annoy more people on your bike and you're cooler. Its also why they play music out loud in public. Because they like being annoying.

@emxnvision @figxres This isn't cheating though. People are allowed to be open when they're going on dates with people. It's when you decide to be in a relationship that it becomes cemented

@figxres Jus don’t cheat??? Like why do everyone feel an urge to cheat?? Likes it’s not a flex is weird.

i’m dead. 💔

@SpaceBoy458 In a world full of story makers. Be like Breaking Bad, not Game of Thrones.

The Boys ruining their final season because they want to set up some stupid prequel is lowkey hilarious

@TW0HEADEDBEAST Blue check mark bait detected

or you could just start to merge 2 miles back when the signs start showing up like a goddamn normal person

@fentyheffa One of only a few shows that can get me hootering, hollering, crying and back to hootering and hollering in the same episode

i understand why white people don't play about this show it's hilarious

@fesshole This was definitely written by a Warhammer nerd with a piss kink

New boyfriend. Gorgeous, kind, good in bed, cooks. Friend saying how lucky I was but surely he was too perfect and what if he had some kind of piss fetish or something? How does she think we met? It's 2026. The good ones are in sex dungeons or at Warhammer conventions.

@Nerosune I think it depends really. If you reached out to a prominent creator I think it's fair that you pay them for their time. If it's a friend of yours, then probably not but that's up to you. Were you planning on making content out of the OW gaming or just to play? That's whatmatters

I asked a vtuber a bit ago now if they might wanna do a fun overwatch collab and they told me they would charge me 250 dollars for a 1 hour collab which blew my mind I told them I couldn’t do that and they ended up blocking me cause of it Is it normal to charge people to collabs? I personally would never do that but I wanna see what you guys think

@wwarrior_1 Probably realized sales for 7 are in the bin and weren't going to improve

if you didn't know, the main gimmick of the 7th game was that you would change civilizations per new "age". so if, for example if you started as french in antiquity and the age shifts to exploration, you are REQUIRED BY THE GAME MECHANICS to change to another civilization. it was a baffling decision because one of the draws of Civ is bringing your chosen civilization to victory from mud huts to space. glad that they did say "we got it wrong"

@ok6ixx Someone did something because they can and wanted to not because they were incentivised by profit margins? Shocker

There's this vending machine on this random mountain road in rural Japan that I passed during a hiking trip. Middle of nowhere, no buildings around, just this vending machine. I needed water so I stopped. The machine was fully stocked, drinks, snacks, everything. Prices were normal, not marked up even though it's the only vending machine for miles. There was an old man restocking it while I was there. I asked him in broken Japanese if he owns it. He said yes. Asked how often he comes to restock it. He said once a week, sometimes twice if it's summer and people are hiking more. I did the math in my head, the drive up there is at least 40 minutes from the nearest town, winding mountain roads. Gas, time, effort... there's no way he's making much profit. I asked him why he keeps it running. He said "someone might need a cold drink after a long hike." Then he told me he used to hike this mountain with his wife before she passed. They always wished there was a vending machine at this spot. So when she died, he put one there. "I restock it every week. It's like I'm still taking care of her, yunno? Making sure the mountain has what she wished it had." I bought three drinks I didn't need. It felt like the least I could do.

@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks Ashes of Creation was such a shitty rug pull for literally no reason.

Submission by @epicartworks

@RealBlackIrish You seriously prefer the white wash that looks like the house is primarily built out of double glaze window panes?

@his_animations What if a dad bought it for their Son or friend or cousin?

Valve should penalize people that buy a Steam Controller but don't use it on their account within an amount of time

@mealdealtruther Get over yourself.

non Brits keep complaining about this and like ok definitionally it's neutral but in practice men never call women strangers “mate” The two genders are “mate” and “love”