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@chasedownleads @3YearLetterman Hmmm… give me a hint

@3YearLetterman I love how hot it is there Guess who sells water bottles for $50 on the hottest days of the year

I literally cannot name one positive thing that the state of Arizona has going for it

@BaileyisBratty That sounds highly sustainable.

there should be women only cities

@jarvis_best Caught you red handed! This is fake

Here’s what it would look like if Nancy Mace’s head was much larger and in orbit around the Earth

@ExxAlerts This isn’t new. Liberal men have been wearing lipstick to protest Trump for many decades already

NEW: Democrat men are now wearing red lipstick to protest President Trump. “Everyone put on red lipstick to show resistance against You Know Who.”

@neoavatara @SeanTrende When the DNA test fails, go with the Solomon Method: offer them each half the baby.

I've got nothing.

@3YearLetterman @IAPolls2022 This is Kamala’s own pole:

@IAPolls2022 No surprise that Kamala Harris’s own pole shows her in 1st

📊 2028 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES 🔵 Harris: 41% (+2) 🔵 Newsom: 26% (+2) 🔵 Shapiro: 10% (=) 🔵 AOC: 8% (-6) 🔵 Pritzker: 7% ⚪ Other: 6% —— 🔴 Vance: 42% (-1) 🔴 Trump Jr: 20% (-7) 🔴 Rubio: 17% (+3) 🔴 DeSantis: 10% (+2) ⚪ Other: 5% Harvard/Harris | 3/25-26 | RV

@MaxNordau Well put! Were you a history major at Gaza University? Or maybe at Harvard/Columbia/Berkeley?

@RepubRepartee Good Hebrews = Palestinians Bad Hebrews = Jew So Jesus was a Palestinian, but Judas was a Jew. Bar Kochba, unclear.

Not quite

@DschlopesIsBack I don’t have a CPR doll handy

Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this?

@greg16676935420 I stopped robbing banks when I realized how little you actually make after taxes

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

@jewishmemequeen You still have 2 days to eat it, why sell?

Looking to sell 12T of KitKats to a gentile before Passover. Serious inquiries only.

@ModernTalmud It certainly doesn’t mean luck on the toilet!

Someone please tell this guy his tattoo doesn’t mean “luck” 😭

@ScottJenningsKY @nosoup4knowles Speak for yourself!

Incidentally, you’d also need one to eat a regular bunny.

@illnevercallitx I don’t think you understand what “literal” means. Or perhaps you just don’t know what the Statue of Liberty is?

That's it. That's the best picture from Saturday's No Kings protests in the USA. The literal Statue of Liberty being detained by police. It doesn't get much more poetic than this.

@calvinrobinson Hey boy, the 70’s called. They said “keep the hair” it looks terrible

Tired of Jews telling me how to be Christian. Repent and follow Christ. Hell is hot. Christ is King.

@nypost She completely didn’t notice that there were nails in her ice cream until she tried conceiving a baby months later and couldn’t

Woman wins $14 million after eating ice cream with metal nails and left unable to have children trib.al/Wak1RN7

@nypost What a softy (no pun intended)! I eat my bowl of nails, without any ice cream!

@OliLondonTV Does it serve alcohol?

California train gets named after Nancy Pelosi.

@LeadingReport His time has come

BREAKING: Some Democrat strategists are suggesting the party nominate a straight, white, Christian man to run for president in 2028, per Axios.

@IronShank @shundeshagen That would explain it, but unfortunately there are also actual real people that dumb, so hard to be sure

@RepubRepartee @shundeshagen Bot! Dumbass bot.

It's an American fast-food chain founded in California, serving American-style Chinese cuisine.