Benny

// i think im gonna make this my pinned tweet on here.. wow!!!! anyway. my only “rule” while interacting with benny is to not put him and swank in a romantic context together because i do see them as brothers and this reflects how i write for them both !! thank u 🤍 🦨

@Space_Ramenn NO DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM WHILE IM GONE. Also should I be worried

@Ringadingchip If he invites you to Cottonwood, it’s because he wants you. I know cause it happened to me Wait. if you’re not in the tops, that means Yes Man is all alone... 😛

I’m being invited to Cottonwood Cove…. gives me somethin to do at least!

@Space_Ramenn 😅😅

@Ringadingchip Beware.

I don’t get “crushes” on people despite what Swank is tryin to tell me. I ain’t a little kid. I think I’m just sick.

@W1LD___CARD @crispylegate HEY.

@Ringadingchip @crispylegate —“Isn’t one of those out of that list true? Sorry. Continue bickering.”

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@1GrognakFan Fine then..

@Ringadingchip You’ll be safe under my protection, I promise!

Never mind this ain’t fun anymore

@crispylegate @W1LD___CARD Are you calling me gay, a nerd, a loser, annoying, or somethin else

@Ringadingchip @W1LD___CARD Doctor Gannon is not scary, in fact I think you have a lot in common…

@1GrognakFan Whatever gets them to not shoot at me.

@Ringadingchip Well, I could if you’d like me to…

@1GrognakFan Why’s that? You gonna escort me personally?

@Ringadingchip You’d be perfectly safe in Cottonwood Cove, I promise!

@1GrognakFan And risk being near any of you Legion boys? Yeah no thanks.

@Ringadingchip Have you ever considered visiting Cottonwood Cove? The weather is really nice this time of year…

@1GrognakFan Yeah..? Why..???

@Ringadingchip So I hear you like men…

@thatkid1010101 FUCK

@Ringadingchip You’re dying

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@SwankiestSwank Maybe if I had a real loving big brother there to catch me when I fell I WOULDNT HAVE HIT MY HEAD.

@Ringadingchip You fell down some stairs and hit your fucking head that ain’t normal

@RadiumRuler2058 YES ALL.

@Ringadingchip 🤨 ALL? good for you tho

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@crispylegate It’s probably both.

@Ringadingchip I believe that may be infatuation, or perhaps a lingering effect from the food poisoning. You should probably drink water

@yessingmanning Yeah no kiddin….

@Ringadingchip Oh well, if you say so! Wind’s been awful strong lately!

@Space_Ramenn Okay listen…

@Ringadingchip You do this to Yes Man don't you

Fantastic I’ll keep you locked in the plant with me. You won’t leave for anything in the world. I’ll do everything I can to make sure that guy doesn’t get near you.

@W1LD___CARD You need to knock me unconscious before I even get there then because there’s no way in hell I’m lettin that happen while I’m awake

@Ringadingchip —“I’m not gonna lie to you, they probably will! But, if it means you get better you should probably try it. Plus, it’d make me happy!”