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@jet7111 @MAGAcornPopcorn @DarkoStateNews @Ironspot @ryandaytime @OhioStateFB You said Auburn fan, right? Cam Newton??? 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

@MAGAcornPopcorn @DarkoStateNews @Ironspot @ryandaytime @OhioStateFB Yah bama and ohio state both did it.

Alabama is the only program in Ohio State's league. But OSU still gets the edge. In the last 25 years: Each school has seasons of 7-5 and 6-7. If we cancel those out, their worst seasons are: ALABAMA 3-8 4-9 6-6 7-6 20-29 (.408) OHIO STATE 8-4 8-4 10-3 10-2 36-13 (.735) When both programs are at their worst, Ohio State wins 32.7% more than Alabama. Ohio State has won 3 national championships with 3 different coaches. Alabama has won 6 national championships with 1 coach. 3 coaches winning titles is a testament to the Ohio State program. 1 coach winning titles is a testament to Nick Saban. Ohio State has the best program in America. Only 1 program is close, and it’s a free-fall from Everest to whatever tier is below them.

@GovTimWalz This dipshit can’t be serious 🤣

Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@BarrySchust Jose Mesa Game 7, Rain Delay in Indians - Cubs Game 7, etc.

As a baseball fan, what is your biggest heartbreak?

@JomboyMedia There’s gotta be an Ilhan Omar joke in here somewhere

The Reds have a promotion where fans win free pizza if the team gets 11 strikeouts in a game. They clinched it in the ninth inning on an ABS challenge and it was electric

@WomanDefiner Those people are too stupid to realize that’s a lot more money quite frankly

I think its really funny to watch people complain about 400 million dollars being spent on a ballroom but those very same people are completely incurious about the 20 billion Somalis stole in Minnesota which quite frankly is a lot more money.

@FlyOSU1991 Michigan ZERO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The 12-team CFP is an exclusive club. Not everyone is deserving. Here’s every program to make it so far (appearances): •Ohio State Buckeyes — 2 •Indiana Hoosiers — 2 •Georgia Bulldogs — 2 •Oregon Ducks — 2 •Texas Longhorns — 1 •Penn State Nittany Lions — 1 •Notre Dame Fighting Irish — 1 •Tennessee Volunteers — 1 •SMU Mustangs — 1 •Clemson Tigers — 1 •Boise State Broncos — 1 •Arizona State Sun Devils — 1 •Texas Tech Red Raiders — 1 •Ole Miss Rebels — 1 •Texas A&M Aggies — 1 •Oklahoma Sooners — 1 •Alabama Crimson Tide — 1 •Miami Hurricanes — 1 •Tulane Green Wave — 1 •James Madison Dukes — 1 •Michigan Wolverines — 0

@GovTimWalz You are such a moron. You’re next 🤣🤣🤣

@Riley_Gaines_ Just shows how stupid the people are who voted for her

Graduate of the Learing Center

@PinoAmericano Are we 111% sure???

The happiest person in the World right now is AOC, because even she knew it’s World War II not World War Eleven.

@ginamilan_ @Variety Well, the Left….

@Variety Only a stupid person would believe this retard.

Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@mitch_muse Good thing we’re on Game 5…..

Donovan Mitchell stats in game sixes: 38.8 PPG 6.2 RPG 5.8 APG 54/53/77 Get your popcorn ready for Wednesday.

@AlTheBoss03 At the Ohio State National Championship game win over Notre Dame in Atlanta, then the Cavs win over the Warriors in 2016 downtown Cleveland

Be honest — when's the last time you were GENUINELY happy as a sports fan? 😤 Not just relieved. Not just "well at least we won." Actually, jump out of your seat, hug a stranger, can't stop smiling HAPPY. 🏆 When was it?

@nosoup4knowles @DrunkRepub 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Ilhan Omar realizing her name starts with eleven

@dtucke17 @RyanDay2China Yeah and you’re lucky your team cheated to beat him because there was no way you were beating him without it

@SimmyB23 @RyanDay2China CJ Stroud is the best QB you've had in your lifetime

Michigans “Historic” 2023 Defense Gave up 24 to Kyle McCord at the big house 😂😂😂 and it’s funny how all but like 3 players on that Michigan Defense is just backups in the league, Crazy What happens when you can’t Cheat.

@HawkEmDownChris @rece_messmer South Harmon Institute of Technology

Without googling, can you name a fictional college?

@ByPatForde @rece_messmer 4 or 8

What would be the best College Football Playoff size:

@itsrosesm Barrack or Michelle

They'll call me racist for this, but Donald Trump is ten times the man Obama has ever been!

@BBGreatMoments Hideo Nomo

Name a pitcher whose windup you could recognize from a mile away. For me, it’s Dontrelle Willis. That leg kick was basically its own baseball era. Who’s yours?

@motownjordan @cseem20

@SimmyB23 @cseem20

‘25 ohio state is easily better defense

@motownjordan @cseem20 Congrats 🤣🤣🤣

@SimmyB23 @cseem20 Still beat them without best players either side of the ball. Glorious