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Beachball underwater

@WovenDissent It's in my blood 😤

@SizeStacker Go full Mexican and do street repairs - that’s what I do V sad but I make it happen 🫡

It's not fair not having garage space to work on a car. My poor Lexus. My life is a gay chungus

I empathize with cedh players. I too have been known to have trouble finishing within 3 hours.

@degengambleh @inversebrah @cobie @blknoiz06 Get lucky. Get extremely lucky. Also make others do work for you and ride off their success.

To everyone who’s survived multiple bear market bottoms, What’s one piece of advice you’d give to a first-cycler who just got wiped and feels like quitting right now? cc: @cobie @inversebrah @blknoiz06

i love that part of the haircut where you realize it would've been better to have never been born than to suffer this fate

One of my favorite fun facts is that the name orangutan comes from the Malay orang hutan which just translates to forest guy. Like oh that’s just the forest guy.

@cyblobs2025 In a heartbeat. Granted in better shape than mine though 😅

@SizeStacker Will you buy it again?

I'm going to miss my Lexus

@inversebrah @notafrok Researchers in New Jersey had to study what this Coop fella googled in seconds

google it

Footage from Mexico 🇲🇽; a ‘holy’ cat named Coco 🐱⛪ stands at the entrance of a church, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in to worship 🤲🤣 Locals say this about him: ‘Coco thinks he’s the pope of the church 🤣❤️

Consider that the dumbest people you know are repeatedly being told "You're absolutely right!" by LLMs.

seeing lots of tweets that AGI has been achieved what’s so special about A Gay Individual?

@ricwe123 @CryptoParadyme Was this the plan all along?

So the EU cut itself off from cheap Russian gas and practically applauded when Nord Stream was destroyed. Then it rushed into a deal with Qatar,only to see that option collapse when the Strait of Hormuz shut down. And now, after systematically eliminating every viable alternative, it’s stuck relying on expensive US LNG from its so-called "closest ally" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dschun @ricwe123 Behaving just like a Jew

@ricwe123 "the word will go out to the nations of the world that it may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal"

@KobeissiLetter So you're telling me that if I put 1.5B in the s&p500 and it goes to 6,650 I only make 60m? Yeah no one is making money

Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.

I smell so bad rn I need a feral woman who loves my musk

I think the train keeps rolling, but if MSTR flops they can "lose" the keys and price absolutely goes ballistic from shortage

@sherlock_hodles This guy really looks like that Cobie fella. Except this one is British

this clip lives rent free in my head

@sherlock_hodles I long to find out who my parents really are.

@inversebrah Lmfao ridesharing

ridesharing then?