Stuart Roach

@BBCStokeSport commentator: “If I was playing against Jack Marriott, I’d have probably kicked his teeth in by now”. Fairly crass commentary at any stage, but he’d clearly not seen Paudie O’Connor literally have his teeth kicked in during our last game! #readingfc

Roger Smee’s "credible" bid for #ReadingFC rejected by the unpopular owner Dai Yongge. Smee’s a former Reading player and chairman and the man who stood up to Robert Maxwell’s Thames Valley Royals’ nonsense in 1983. Smee spent “many months of diligently preparing a structured and

Absolutely gutted to not be able to get to see @DodgyUK at @O2AcademyIsl on Friday night. Four half-price tickets now available to a good home if anyone wants them?

So great to catch up mate. What a great venue to do it - so many happy/funny memories from that place.

@matthewcpinsent @LewisWiltshire @KillingStation Did anyone ever use that hairdresser?

So we now know the new manager is going to be a man. No other detail here really, but at least they have spoken.

@_PerryWood He’ll love it! I was 29, I’m 6ft 3in and was stood on the bottom step of the stairs leaning down as I rushed to answer the door while building my son’s cot! No real excuse for the double glazing salesman I greeted. But very funny and made my day/week/month/year/life!

@Stuart_Roach We will never let him forget it 🤣

My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week

@JennieGow Get well soon @JennieGow x

We just wanted to thank everyone for their kind messages of support, positivity and encouragement, they really do mean a lot to us. Thank you to all of you have also shared their own stories around stroke recovery and support. #stroke

Thanks for all the lovely comments about this scene from people who have been through a similar situation. twitter.com/kerryfowler_/s…

@mrdanwalker I think every single contestant this year should have been a conservative MP. Trials would be way more enjoyable to watch and would keep a few out of the way here in UK for a while. Win-win.

Matt Hancock

@LewisWiltshire It will be amazing. It’s the work of @Groggel

CHAOS on the 72nd hole to start the season❗️ A hole-out and a 3-putt on the final hole made for a WILD finish @FortinetChamp.

@LewisWiltshire Not at all inexplicable. Completely natural. 4-0 damage with the ill behaviour.

@amcunningham Thank you

@Stuart_Roach nope - someone has spoken :-) there are tickets left though as far as I know

@idriselba you were right, it’s definitely “not cool, cool”!

Why are venues always so secretive about gig@timings and running orders? I go to a lot of live shows, but very rarely find detailed information in advance, other than “doors open” times. @SomersetHouse , who is supporting @johnlegend tonight please?

@sport_simon @ReadingFC 😂😂😂

@ReadingFC lodging with you again @Stuart_Roach ?

Shane Long. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #spottedinTheOracle 🛒