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@Orbitalchaos689 @NoContextBrits Lol, fake American imitation is not the same

@TrueNerth @NoContextBrits I have, in an Irish breakfast at a spot in Yonkers, N.Y.. not for me......enjoy

British cuisine. Best in the world.

@Nyct0phil3_x @YrAwenBardd @trash_panda97 Sure thing mate

@YrAwenBardd @trash_panda97 We live in the same country.

i’ve been on the subway with homeless people that peed, screamed, all sorts of stuff. it was mildly uncomfortable but truly didn’t impact my day in any way. maybe your husband needs to toughen up

@Orbitalchaos689 @NoContextBrits You should try it.

@NoContextBrits not this shit

@ChowRabbit @marycatedelvey So when the Chinese Communist Party photographed the Apollo landing site, they were just joining in the conspiracy, right?

@marycatedelvey I was asked this earlier, looked it up. Book says no

Do you believe we landed on the moon in 1969? 🌕

@THemingford @MihirFx You simply cannot be this stupid. Where do you think the money comes from to pay wages?

@MihirFx Nonsense.

£12.71. What a joke. Needs to be £23 per hour minimum. Absolute minimum.

@mjsimpsonfilms To be fair, I don't remember anyone being nostalgic of the 70s, except maybe the music

Historically, people were nostalgic for two decades ago. The 70s was full of nostalgia for the 50s, 80s for 60s, 90s for 70s... People should be nostalgic for the 00s but they're not. Nostalgia has stalled in the 90s because it was the last decade with any definable zeitgeist.

@zikey_0 @grd8901 @jjmrko @SocialEngland66 Standard Yank response: "Something COMMIES something something MURICA!"

@grd8901 @jjmrko @SocialEngland66 Americans are so deluded they don’t see how genuinely insane and stupid the whole system looks to outsiders. You CANNOT hold customers responsible for paying staff salaries. That is CRAZY!!!

If I ever went America, no one’s getting tipped.

@aakashgupta Americans are insane

American restaurants are legally allowed to pay servers $2.13/hour. In Japan, tipping is rude. In Australia, servers make $24/hour before tips. In Denmark, $25/hour with full benefits. In those countries, a server handwriting a demand for more money on a receipt would be absurd. The restaurant already paid them. In America, the restaurant doesn't. So 20% from the customer fills the gap. That's the system. Leaving less means the server worked your table for two dollars an hour. This receipt is what that looks like in practice. $525 check. The restaurant collected every dollar. Printed "gratuity: $0.00" on the bill. Paid the server $2.13/hour. Then left the building. The customer left $60 in cash. That's 11%. The server handwrote a note: "I was expecting more like $120. Thanks." The note looks entitled until you do the math. At $2.13/hour, a four-hour dinner shift pays the server $8.52 from the restaurant. The difference between a $60 tip and a $120 tip is the difference between $17/hour and $32/hour for skilled service on a $525 tab. Everyone is arguing about the server's attitude. Nobody is asking why a business that just collected $525 is paying its worker two dollars. The server and the customer are fighting over who covers payroll. The restaurant owner is nowhere in the conversation. Already won.

@_ededed @anon_opin The admin is a far lefty who will never publish anything even vaguely right wing

@anon_opin This account used to be funny. Now it’s full of bed wetting hippies who weren’t cuddled enough as babies

The reason I would like self driving cars is that so many cabbies seemed to have given over control of their brains to the far right.

@bluedoguk @anon_opin Yeah fair play. In my defence I had about 3 hours sleep last night so apologies for being very dim today 😅

@TrueNerth @anon_opin Do you not buy any jars of anything?

It's beyond ridiculous that glass is so widely used for as food & drink containers. It breaks easily, becomes sharp & pointy & is already heavy before the contents go in. Aluminium all the way.

@OnClose @EndWokeness Ain't no penguins or mountains in the North Pole moron

@EndWokeness The North Pole in 2026

Al Gore predicts the North Pole will be "ice free" in the summer "within 5 to 7 years" 2009 (17 years ago)

@randomdorman @Sam_Dumitriu My tip does the same but they rarely bother actually checking anymore. You just drive in and unload

@Sam_Dumitriu My local council now also requires pre-booking for residents to use its recycling centre. Apparently ANPR wasn’t enough. It’s faffy, and like a ghost town now. Where do they think all of that waste is going?

Why does the UK have such a bad fly-tipping problem? In the Guardian, George Monbiot blames deregulation and not enough spending on enforcement. To me, the cause is obvious. Britain has the highest landfill tax in Europe. The returns to flytipping are just higher here.

@H4ryB @Sam_Dumitriu @mattwridley Got anything to back up the assertion that "most are caught on camera"? Not many cameras in farmer's fields or country lanes

@Sam_Dumitriu @mattwridley Simple Suggestion: any vehicle filmed involved in fly tipping can be impounded and held until all the clean up and damages are paid. Most of these big fly tips are caught on camera but get stuck in long legal actions. The vehicles are the easiest route

@David__Osland Because the left is now the Establishment

Now that I'm in the demographic myself, I'm completely bewildered by the popularity of Reform among over 65s. How can rapidly ageing ex-punk rockers and mods (or even hippies, for that matter) bring themselves to vote for Farage?

@RickD_GK Frankly, this is the best thing to do with M&Ms. Gross abominations.

This can turn out to be really bad, seriously. Those M&M's falling thousands of feet to the ground can cause some damage, especially if they hit somebody. People need to use their brain a bit more before doing things for content... 🤬

@simonharley Bloody hell, I had to check this and it's true. My god.

Julian Holloway was 23 when he played Major Shorthouse in Carry on up the Khyber.

@AposematicHate @jroebuck @anon_opin Yes, different ingredients... you're so close.

@TrueNerth @jroebuck @anon_opin Same factory. Same staff. Same machines. Different ingredients. I know people that work at the factory.

The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows - M&S Food Waitrose Tesco Sainsbury's Morrisons Aldi/Lidl Co-Op Asda Iceland

@simonharley Personally I think it was when the Royal Tournament was cancelled

When the Royal Navy killed Oliver Reed.

@anon_opin Particular breeds of chicken. But yeah, an Aldi chicken is literally the same as a Tesco one

@anon_opin So here's the thing. I've been to meat processing plants for my work and let's take chicken. Your standard roast chickens are identical for all the major supermarkets and are just given different labels. However, the upmarket ones like M&S come from specialist farms or are...