Bob Nolan

@nicksortor It's because they can't communicate otherwise. Remember the exploding pagers?

🚨 BREAKING: A US attack on Iran has just kiIIed 50 SENIOR IRANIAN LEADERS, per Fox This comes shortly after a post from President Trump tonight with a video of the strike Why do they keep gathering together?!

@WendyVanBeek5 @carsonkrow @kfc Oh no! Yeah. I've had that happen before. Was using a ziploc to bread some fish and I forgot to close it. Live and learn... 🤣

@buddhalite @carsonkrow @kfc That is the one I used!!! This was the ending result!!! Looked like a bomb went off!!! Lol plus the bag i was using to bread the chicken came open all over the kitchen!

This photo tells the story clearly of 3 different bags of dark brown sugar (same brand) I bought in the past few months. Looks like they’re putting less molasses in each batch. The bottom container is light brown sugar, and it’s only a half shade lighter than today’s bag.

@WendyVanBeek5 @carsonkrow @kfc Thanks! Me and the Colonel go way back...can't wait to try it at home!

@buddhalite @carsonkrow @kfc mashed.com/162131/the-bes…

@WendyVanBeek5 @carsonkrow @kfc What's your secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

@buddhalite @carsonkrow @kfc I did mine in my cast iron Dutch oven, get the oil to 350 degrees, put a small batch in making sure they have plenty of room, put the lid on and I checked mine about every w to 3 mins and turned over, I then put finished chicken on a rack and a cookie sheet put in the oven @ 300

@WarrenDavidson @DC_Draino I hated that I was gerrymandered out of your district. Now, not so sure. DeSantis is a fool.

@DC_Draino If President Trump wants laser-focused competence, he would select DeSantis, or someone like him. If he wants a cosmetic Bondi-esque or Barr-esque delaying action, expect an insider from DoJ or Trump's inner circle.

Ok hear me out… Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as United States Attorney General.

@steeler4ever79 Until you fire up the grill. AI garbage

This 2 story lounge is a nice fantastic use of space for any backyard.

@WaffleHouse After my last experience - I think you've earned the nickname 'awful waffle' - but then again, from any angle, the people you hire will never get it right anyway.

new angle unlocked

@WendyVanBeek5 @carsonkrow @kfc There's just something about pressure frying I've never been able to accomplish at home. I dunno - but I agree on potatoes. Cheap, easy to prepare - and homemade is always better!

@buddhalite @carsonkrow @kfc Nope!!! And mine was better!! No fake taters!!

@NYCMayor Whose sacrifice? Say his name.

@WhiteCastle Uh, ok. Someone tried too hard on this one.

@Blakesunde6274 @steeler4ever79 It literally says it's ai

@steeler4ever79 That looks very AI. Too many rocks coming out of a single bag and he must be extremely strong to effortlessly spread them.

What a beautiful little landscape idea.

@surgbob2 @WallStreetMav It was an on-time april fools joke - just still making the rounds.

@WallStreetMav Seems like a late April Fools joke.

@dannymsn77 Too early. Like 14 - but I looked weird with a peach fuzz beard. I've never stopped shaving and won't until the end. It's kinda like breathing - once you start...

When I was a kid, I couldn’t wait to grow up and be a man and start shaving. Then my beard came in super thick and now it seems like I have to shave every six hours 😂 When did you start shaving?

@WendyVanBeek5 @carsonkrow Now that's impossible. @kfc did someone leave the recipe vault open? 🤣

@carsonkrow I noticed that too, I think I will have to start making my own! I am actually making a lot of things from scratch, mayo, ranch, KFC chicken, and their Gravy, this was dinner tonight, and OMG the mess it makes!

@ThomasSowell Wearing that shirt with the top button securely fashioned = beta.

"I can't work many hours because of my anxiety."

@PecanC8 Cap'n Crunch. The one, the only, the only one you need.

The Captain and Tennille!

@MisterScarlett @GeneralMCNews I only know who 4 of the are. And they're idiots. I assume the rest are too. So, hard pass.

@GeneralMCNews No we’re not. None of these idiots

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

@GeneralMCNews So he can prosecute himself? 🤣

@MikeLoftusComic Wait. Is @LandauDave this guy incognito?

This is true. Some will say this pic is A.I. Sad.

@JodiGruen @Angiew4243 @SaltyBitch_52 @steeler4ever79 @Walmart Apparently, ma'am...you can't read.

@buddhalite @Angiew4243 @SaltyBitch_52 @steeler4ever79 @Walmart Actually sir, what I’m saying is some women spend a lot more on shampoo so if she feels special to have the $9 shampoo let her. This has nothing to do with your manhood and everything to do with her feeling good.

This man's wife buys certain shampoo and conditioner for her hair that costs around $9 a bottle. He thinks it's foolish to spend that much when there are cheaper products that smell the same at the Dollar Tree. He's buying the cheaper shampoo and conditioner and refilling her bottles letting her think she is using the more expensive brand. Do you think he should just tell her that she's using the cheaper stuff and didn't realize it or continue letting her belive it's the more expensive stuff?