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@JonLemire Overheard on a sidewalk: a German Shepherd puppy looking at today's New York Times, sees Kavanaugh story. “Dad," he asks, "why do I pee outside when the Times is still in print?"

Sometimes the TikTok algorithm bestows absolute gems [tiktok.com/t/ZTkRPUruR/]

.@BernieSanders , it is a time to celebrate. @elonmusk has created enormous value for society by building @SpaceX, driving down the cost of rocket launches and creating a global satellite communication network that has brought high speed, low-cost internet and communication access to hundreds of millions and eventually billions of people along with critical advantages for our military and our nation’s defense. SpaceX and its technologies will cause an acceleration in the growth of wages and wealth creation globally, including in some of the poorest communities in the U.S. and around the world. Access to low-cost, high speed communications everywhere will allow children around the world to be educated, families to build businesses, and life-saving medical knowledge and care to be available everywhere. SpaceX will materially bring down the cost of compute, advancing AI and humanity. Meanwhile, 4,000 SpaceX employees yesterday became millionaires, including hourly wage employees who you claim you are trying to help. The Elon Musks of the world drive growth, global GDP, and provide access to goods and services at lower cost that would otherwise not exist. Elon’s nominal trillionaire status is due to his ownership of SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, the Boring Company and his other initiatives that have brought new technologies that improve our everyday lives. Elon is not sitting on a trillion dollar pile of cash, jewelry and gold. He is using his controlling stakes in his companies to advance mankind. Elon’s companies don’t pay dividends. They reinvest all of their capital to accelerate innovation and value creation. Elon is working 24/7 for all of us. He deserves respect and appreciation, not smears. Bernie, your socialism would never allow a SpaceX to be built. Socialism has only proven to impoverish mankind and lead to death and destruction. We need to create the conditions for more SpaceXs to be built, not attack the great entrepreneurs who are helping to advance our country.

@elonmusk I mean, Mons Olympus is just sitting there. 😉

Another stay at home dad spitting fax.

@davepl1968 @ewarren We need UBI for politicians. Take all their wealth and leave them with a living wage.

@ewarren If only you served in some capacity where you had the opportunity to actually create wealth rather than just redistribute the work of others... Can I be a Senator for a week? I feel like I'd nail it. It might just be Dunning-Kruger, but it honestly doesn't seem that hard.

If we tax AI, we can use that money to build a country that works for everyone. Where healthcare is treated as a human right. Where every American is guaranteed a good job. Where education isn’t a privilege reserved for the wealthy. That’s why I’m fighting to tax AI.

@JohnLeFevre @BillAckman It’s surreal that we’re living out Atlas Shrugged, “John Galt” left California, and the retarded left is still committed to their broken ideology.

“So we brought you in here today because Melissa in accounting heard you refer to the copy machine as ‘retarded’.” — HR lady who aborted her child with Down syndrome

@thejackbeyer @DJSnM @blueorigin I have this exact file under my desktop folder. Well, it's actually under Desktop/Cleanup/Cleanup_2026/Cleanup/rocket_files__final

@DJSnM @blueorigin Spacecraft_v4_final_final_locked_thisistheone_actualfinal_v2

So, if you had the chance to name a rocket booster, like @blueorigin - what would you choose? What pop culture reference is at the forefront of your brain? Myself I’d choose the ever popular ‘Untitled Space Craft’

@yacineMTB Ok, this is cool, but can you train it to hover a pole that is the size of the statue of liberty with 33 rocket engines and RCS thrusters, after descending from 100km?

i love this stuff so much

I bet the other 24 letters are pissed

@Polymarket That’s just a junior developer trying to fix a single CSS bug in production

@TRobinsonNewEra The diversity will continue until morale improves.

Insanely similar scenes tonight in East London tonight as a lone white man is attacked by a gang of non whites. Check who the security try to apprehend.

remember when 512MB RAM was considered massive? programmers wrote code like every byte mattered. optimized everything. squeezed performance from nothing. suddenly nobody cared about efficiency anymore. just throw more RAM at it, problem solved. now we have 32GB RAM and Slack uses 2GB just to show text messages. Electron apps eat memory like it's free candy. we got better hardware and built worse software. abundance made us lazy.

@LordRubbishire @genteEGB @RaminNasibov Dang...you should have posted a trigger warning before sharing that. I may not be productive for the next 50 years of my life now.

@genteEGB @RaminNasibov Sim city is on Android for free.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985-2010. What’s the one game you still think about?

@PatrickR317 @ndgbntng @DanFriedman81 The coffee is to die for... ...well, not literally.

@ndgbntng @DanFriedman81 Tim Hortons is a hospital in Canada? Funny, it’s a fast food restaurant in the U.S.

Most Americans have no idea what the “universal health care” system is doing to people in Canada. Dr. James MacLean assessed 45 year-old Thomas Dillon at a Tim Horton’s in Ontario. Dillon told MacLean that he suffered from inflammatory bowel diseases as well as addiction and mental health issues. He was depressed that he had lost his job and was living with relatives. He was experiencing suicidal ideation. The doctor concurred with Dillon’s belief that suicide was the correct response to his problems. MacLean drove Dillon to a funeral home, killed him with a lethal injection and left the corpse with the undertaker. Dillon’s family, who had learned of his intention to kill himself, was frantically trying to save him, but the assessment was so brief that, when Dillon’s sister reached the Tim Horton’s, the doctor had already taken her brother away. The doctor carried out the euthanasia without attempting to contact his suicidal and mentally-ill patient’s family. After the family complained, the doctor was instructed to undergo six months of supervision where his requests to kill someone must be signed off on by another doctor before they are carried out. About 80,000 Canadians have died by euthanasia since 2020.

@RationalMale @TunaSafeDolphin Dang, I've gone 27 years without hearing or reading another person mention The Mandrake or Clizia. Super underrated.

@TunaSafeDolphin That the default, but this is straight out of Machiavelli’s play Mandragola

Hypothetical: A man’s wife decides she’s done having sex with him after 12 years of marriage. He stays in the marriage out of love for another 8 years, but resorts to porn to satisfy his needs. As a result of an intact family, his kids become surgeons and save hundreds of lives. Did the ‘evil’ of pornography, justify the ‘good’ of his children saving lives?

The number of people who think this is ok is insane.

@Bitcoin_Teddy If you think that's bad, wait 'til you find out what McKinsey has been dumping into the corporate world!

AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.

@justalexoki Dryer Supremacy

@yacineMTB LM Studio with ROCm support only works for me on Windows, so I dual boot. Llama.cpp works with ROCm under Ubuntu, but Ollama doesn't work either. They all three work under Windows.

seriously literally who is still using windows these days