On Safari In The Dunning-Kruger National Park

Well I've been suspended for more than 4 months for guessing the weight of one of @JohnCleese's cats - I was holding out for some sense in the appeals process - I never got it and now know how ridiculous #twitter is - but I missed the smart people I follow.

@Anthony_Klan And indigenous Australians.

🚨Antisemitism boss Jillian Segal and her husband are the second biggest funders of far-right group "Advance". The extremist lobby group spreads online racism and xenophobia, including directly targeting Palestinians... theklaxon.com.au/hrgd

@JJKALE2 @PatsKarvelas @abcnews Oh, is this still on? Been watching #sundayshot

Hands up if you didn't waste your time watching @PatsKarvelas turn #insiders into Sky after dark? @abcnews

@farrm51 That ticker reads like Sky are upset about the ABC infringing on Sky's IP.

Went to the local with family to watch top sport. Instead confronted by faded effort.

@simongerman600 Austria doing a houseswap with Germany.

This map shows where German is an official language. The percentage figure gives an estimate of what share of the population speaks German.

@btruax Not even in my top ten cocktails.

I love Cosmos.

@RitaAnwari I am curious what you think Australia's values are and whether you ascribe them to all the Australians who are here by birth and therefore didn't choose it as home. Should we not strive to improve it, or is it perfect?

If you choose Australia as your home and become a citizen, respect its values, contribute and thrive. Australia offers opportunity, safety, and a future appreciate it work hard and give back. If you don’t value it, why call it home? Go back to where you came from. #Australia #RespectYourHome

@Farmerdeanv @RitaAnwari On yer blue tick with a foreign name.

Just don’t come Australia should be closed. How can you allow anyone to migrate to a country that hasn’t got homes for the current inhabitants? Only a brain dead fool like all the current politicians would do this. Deport as many foreigners as possible would be the best way forward

@Forty20Vision I picture a future when all the players have died of old ages except one Panther in a walking frame with a ball under one arm, karking it just before the try line.

Let this post be hung in the stupid hall of fame and never taken down #NRLSouthsPanthers

@NRLSilverback Well you don't know shit.

So, what did we learn from tonight's game? - Penrith have no away fans & Souths have no fans at all - Penrith are nothing without an Ivan Cleary halftime speech - Souths lose the 2nd half by 18pts on their best day - Both are bottom 4 contenders #NRLSouthsPanthers

@aains1ie Will be news to Souths fans that Klein is biased towards them.

South’s were way too good in that first half, they completely deserved it. However, Klein has to be dropped #NRLSouthsPanthers

@ChrisAndo5 Too early, but damn they've lost some fine players in the last few seasons.

Is it too early to say that Penrith domination of the premiership is over yes/no.#NRLSouthsPanthers

@mattjbkr Who the hell is doing their text? Some AI or a Phillipino 11 year old?

Big news how did the media miss this transfer? #NRLSouthsPanthers

@simongerman600 Australians are shortarses comparatively.

European male height by country. The Dutch really stand tall!

@simongerman600 But Bosnia & Herzogovina. And Serbia and Montenegro.

@Subflyer @simongerman600 I tried to buy a pair of shoes in Portugal (I was there for over month - I'm a European 46 - stores had nothing bigger than 44.

@simongerman600 When moving from 🇩🇪 to 🇵🇹 it was interesting that you need to buy a big bed to get a 2m long one. Normal sizes are only 1.8m or so long. Fitting for a shorty country.

@ThatEricAlper youtube.com/watch?v=3sO5bk…

What's a great live album?

@mfletcher530 @ThatEricAlper So good Led Zepellin covered it youtube.com/watch?v=70F65K…

@ThatEricAlper George of the Jungle

What cartoon theme song is awesome from beginning to end?

@ThatEricAlper youtube.com/watch?v=fR6uVy…

What's a great song based on actual events?

@chaser Hey Chaser, stay in your satire lane!

"There is nothing we could do about it" said Coles and Woolworths while setting lettuce prices above $30 Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news/s…

@cheryl_kernot But he's so personable.

Peter Dutton thinks he can do better on tariffs- 😂😂😂😂