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13 Reasons Why getting another season when it really shouldn't while #TucaAndBertie gets cancelled after only one shows that humanity is doomed as a species

Shocker. Our @united flight from KIX to SFO is delayed :( #unitedsucks #ionlytweetdelays #wedontlearn

Exciting entertainment on my @united flight..in seat TV, running Linux w code from 2002 downloading fonts! 🙄🔫 A little worried I won't see the ending before we land!

I want to go home to my doggo, but unfortunately I'm flying @united so *of course* we are 5 hrs delayed and counting.

@united super frustrated that Delta flights to SFO are taking off, meanwhile our UA587 flight is 5hrs delayed. #wtf #fuckunited

*Grumble grumble* damnit @Webpass ... Internet has been down for almost 3hrs!

@patrifo @UPS No...was walking to work and heard gunshots....then suddenly a flood of ups workers running away from the bldg

@MITorres well united wifi is certainly cheaper than Gogo....And definitely bring my own meals!

@MITorres or....Stop flying united. The same thing happened on my flight to HK as well. That was 14.5hrs 😱

@Olden_McGroyn @maiajannele what are you trying to tell me?!

@Olden_McGroyn don't even start. Ugggh

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

Still thinking about our visit to the @agotoronto for @TheasterGates 'How to build a house museum'. SO GOOD. #houseAGO #theastergates

I very rarely have nice things to say about airlines, but the steward on @SouthwestAir 1962 is by far the funniest! Thanks for your humor :)

I love that I've typed 'shit' so many times that my phone autocorrects 'shot' to 'shit' every time. Immature me can't help but giggle

@Uber_Support My driver is accusing all of us passengers for his mistakes using the app and saying he's going to charge us extra. Wtf

@AmericanAir agent told me to buy a new ticket as they couldn't get me to my destination on time, New agent says they won't honor my return

@AmericanAir SRSLY?? I'm 'welcome to request refund' for the flight you cancelled & couldn't find me other options?

Though @AmericanAir agent was very nice, she was unable to find me any options :( I had to buy an all new plane ticket from @Delta!!! $$$ :(