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@looptrnnr

Running stupid distances and other nonsense; also a fucking lawyer

Sumali Ağustos 2017
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Patrick
Patrick@looptrnnr·
@senatorshoshana Interviewed a guy for a job once and I’ve never been convinced that he wasn’t just an AI avatar. All of his responses felt like exactly what you’d get from an LLM.
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@HubieTalksHoops @kevin_nealon Technically, the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma The sun's not simply made out of gas, no, no, no The sun is a quagmire, it's not made of fire Forget what you've been told in the past
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
Daylight saving time. We are gaslighting the sun. The sun has been doing the exact same thing for 4.6 billion years, plus tax. We’re in the kitchen arguing with a microwave like, how dare you. Birds are not updating their wristwatches. Squirrels are not pushing a meeting back an hour. The deer outside are not standing around like I thought sunrise was at 6:30am
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Scott Lincicome
Scott Lincicome@scottlincicome·
Goodbye, natural-time sunset. See you again in the Fall. 😥
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
BREAKING: @SouthwestAir Southwest Airlines Flight 2094 from Nashville to Fort Lauderdale, Florida was forced to divert to Atlanta late last night after a an Arabic looking Muslim passenger onboard the plane threatened to blow the plane up with a bomb! You can see the SWAT team apprehend the Muslim passenger while terrified passengers were forced to put their hands up. Zero media coverage!!!! Share this everywhere!! DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS FROM AMERICA!! If you were on this flight, please DM me. @DHSgov @FBIDirectorKash @RealTomHoman @POTUS
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Analytic Valley Girl Chris
Analytic Valley Girl Chris@ChrisExpTheNews·
I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@senatorshoshana What’s impressive about this to me is that it added a ring light reflection in your pupils. When I used earlier versions to try to quickly edit headshots, it actually completely blackened the pupil giving the final images that dead behind the eyes “Polar Express” quality …
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥
Nano banana is amazing for photo editing. I wanted a new headshot but wanted to look like me. I told it to expand the background, fix the lighting, and get rid of some of the reflection. It gave me a tall body that wasn't like mine but cropping that out fixed it fine
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
@looptrnnr To make the world smaller. Rushdie made a cameo in Seinfeld. And I watched that episode. So we three are linked
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
The Department of War has officially put Scouting America on notice. It’s time to get back to basics — and DoW is leading the charge.
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Scott 🚀🇺🇸
Scott 🚀🇺🇸@ScottinCV·
Too Little, Too Late. As a former Eagle Scout, I feel that BSA will never be the same. It was totally destroyed by the left. My church—The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints—was BSA's first chartered organization, starting in 1913. It was force to leave in 2019. BSA had become a ghost of the very principles it enshrined in the Scout Law: A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. There was no more duty to God or country. Atheists, child predators, woke leftists, lawyers, and bureaucracy brought it all down. Scouting America is not Boy Scouts and never will be.
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@ModernTrailhead @janet420 @SecWar Precisely. I’m so sick of these false narratives. Scouts BSA (is it Scouting America now?) is providing amazing opportunities for young boys and girls.
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Modern Trailhead 🇺🇸
Modern Trailhead 🇺🇸@ModernTrailhead·
@janet420 @SecWar You know nothing about how this all came to be, obviously. There was no "infiltration". We (parents and long-time Scouters) invited the girls in. There was a vote. We opened the doors. GSUSA was never going to offer the same opportunities. We made it available to girls.
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The Hollywood Handle
The Hollywood Handle@HollywoodHandle·
Phil Lord and Chris Miller addresses the delays of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE.’ "At one point it was one movie, but there was too much movie there, so it was separated into two. But then once you looked at that second half of a movie, you’re like, ‘Well, that’s like not just a story arc that has a beginning, middle, and end." (Via: gizmodo.com/yes-the-filmma…)
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@senatorshoshana Nothing is better than Homer’s remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@senatorshoshana I feel like I have to constantly point this out to ... *grimaces* ... young people
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SendCake Films
SendCake Films@SendCakeFilms·
@azed_ai I had to stop watching after 3 seconds. The music is awful, the AI actors are soulless, the story is pointless, and the framing is rubbish. So yeah, that sortof makes it Slop
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Amira Zairi
Amira Zairi@azed_ai·
How could you call this SLOP?
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@DDayFilms I love chubby orange cat plush! He dislikes Tuesdays and has a fondness for ricotta stuffed shells
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Jeremy Herbert
Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilms·
chubby orange cat plush
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Patrick@looptrnnr·
@senatorshoshana @TSHamiltonAstro “Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re goddam right I’m living in the past!”
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