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@RyderCupUSA @rydercup Who?

“The opportunity to captain the U.S. Ryder Cup Team for a second time is a tremendous honor. I am committed to putting our players in the best position to succeed as we work to reclaim the Cup on European soil.” 🏆 – U.S. Ryder Cup Captain Jim Furyk 🇺🇸 #GoUSA

@pubity Can I shop at Costco without a membership?

U.S. Senators are trying to pass the "Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act" so food stamps can be used for Rotisserie Chickens at grocery stores. Senators argued that a Costco Rotisserie Chicken is such good value that it should be covered by SNAP for struggling families.

@MudDck85 @FenixAmmunition Please don't solder you vehicle, notice how nothing from the factory is soldered. It just cracks and breaks over time.

@FenixAmmunition Easy fix. A bit of wire, some solder and shrink tube as well as 2 cases of beer. 15 hours of cussing and some C4 and an RPG-7 and it will be just fine. As we all know, electrical probs always come in 3.

Less than ideal

A double digit team.

@RoryRoth Does CU have to sell off assets to cover the costs of prime and the nil?

There she is - the mutant truck. Johnson Storage and Moving off Mulberry in FoCo

@Jacobtheclipper SGA is unwatchable, terrible basketball. He'd be a hell of a macbeth.

Its a DISGRACE the best guard in basketball chooses to play like this 🤢🤢🤢 The league has to stop rewarding this or else the game will die 👊

@AdamSchefter Cool uniforms aside, they're still not sniffing the superbowl.

Ravens have unveiled their new uniforms:

1994 (when Dinger was "born") is 32 years ago, not 22. It's a little surprising when a bookie can't do basic math.

@FanDuel Dinger was "born" 4/16/1994 - which is 32 years ago. What's the over/under on fanduel being able to do basic math?

22 years ago today 🗓️ Dinger is born and becomes the new Rockies mascot 🔥 Flawless introduction 👏

@livgolf_league @LegionXIIIgc @JonRahmOfficial Just like baseball, altitude helps some things and hurts others. Ball spin matters less (at least while airborne) and that same minimal resistance allows balls to fly further.

Who’s ready for more 400+ yard drives this week? 🙋‍♂️ ⏮️ LIV Golf Mexico City 2025 #LIVGolfMexicoCity | @LegionXIIIgc

@ThoughtCrimes80 I've only ever been there once, but it was a terrible experience between poor service and terrible food.

There’s a restaurant in Castle Rock Colorado that charges a 4% “kitchen gratuity” fee BEFORE tax, and now hundreds of locals are fighting over whether or not it’s justified. Listen, if you can’t pay your cooks, that’s not my problem. 😒

@Hero_OfThe_Day SGA is the worst kind of ball to watch, only surpassing Lebron as least watchable. Not everyone is pure in this, but I would rather watch Joker ball. The league and refs need to step up and fix rewarding this garbage.

If you watch this video until the end you will see: - Shai is allowed to push off and instead of calling offensive fouls, they call defensive fouls when he isn’t touched - He racks up fake stats I.e. fouls Gobert, but they instead award him a block - His 20 point streak only exists because he’s stat-padded in games because he didn’t go to the bench in blow outs Shai Gilgeous Alexander is a fraudulent star that was manufactured by the modern NBA!! 💣💣

If seems too good to be true, it probably is! Watch out for these kinds of things!

@AndrewKuhlmann @719_dude @GovofCO @MayorofCOS CO policies may not be helping, but agreed - there's something not right about their bread.

@719_dude @GovofCO @MayorofCOS To be fair their food is bad.

Another restaurant in Colorado Springs shut down unannounced. @GovofCO and @MayorofCOS your policies have failed the citizens of Colorado

@Cam_Jourdan Rory is about to this again for 2027 Masters to be the first three-peat (sorry to give ideas). But remember, even with that prep, he only won by a single stroke with a pretty hefty field behind. It's still tough to do this, so much respect.

Rory McIlroy talked all week about how many times he came to Augusta National to prepare in recent weeks. I asked whether this was the most prepared he felt in a major. "I joked last week and going into this week that this place feels like my home course. I haven't played anywhere else in the last two or three weeks really. I felt prepared in that way. I felt prepared that wherever I hit it on the golf course, I sort of know what to do. I know where to miss. I'm pretty comfortable with all the shots around the greens. "I've talked to Jack Nicklaus over the years how he prepared for majors, and he would go the week before, and he would simulate a tournament. He'd play one ball for four days, shoot scores. So then when he got to the tournament, it was sort of -- it felt second nature to him. "I did a little bit of that leading up to here, and I think that's certainly a good way to prepare going into the next majors."

@OpoyChase Hit better.

Pete Crow Armstrong’s bat flips are elite 🔥🔥

@MileHiPhill @PatrickDLyons I know, but I imagine it hits differently to win something big as a player.

@nerdwaller @PatrickDLyons Charlie already works for the organization

Will the Penner Sports Group enable the Colorado Rockies to invest more in infrastructure and roster? We’ll all have to wait and see. If so and they want to make a big splash, there’s one player that would make for quite the cannonball this offseason: Bo Bichette, son of Dante

@FreeStateColor1 We are about to have our own money pit to nowhere like CA. In many ways we have jumped them, in some we are playing catch up.

Waste of taxpayer money