@TheDMVLive If you’re gonna commit a felony over pizza, at least go somewhere decent like Andy’s lol
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Not So Witty Pseudonym
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Not So Witty Pseudonym
@pseudonym_witty
Semi-anonymous burner account. Views expressed represent no one in particular. I block rude people with nothing constructive to say. 🇺🇸
Sumali Ekim 2020
499 Sinusundan174 Mga Tagasunod
Fairfax County Police are investigating after a male reportedly tried to steal three pizzas from the Papa John’s (on Tyco Road) in Tysons Corner, Virginia by using his fingers as a gun.
The suspect was unsuccessful in running out with the pizzas and left empty-handed…
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@greg_otto @jimcmcguire You know exactly what it means.
Classic example of progressives pretending not to understand something when it’s politically inconvenient.
So obnoxious.
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@jimcmcguire I live in Staunton. Grew up in New Jersey. Lived in NoVa for more than 40 years. Don’t understand this geography “lesson”
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If Virginia redistricting goes through, Staunton, VA will be represented by a Congress member from Fairfax County.
Fairfax is farther away from Staunton than it is from New Jersey.
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@eduleadership @BasilFranken @hecubian_devil Successful replications are rare enough that most expert opinions on K-12 are largely worthless.
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@BasilFranken @pseudonym_witty @hecubian_devil Truly gifted children are rare enough that most people talking about gifted children have never met one, and their opinions on K-12 are largely worthless.
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I think you were actually just dumb and ill-behaved, tbh. I don’t think actually-smart kids experienced this. They were generally liked and pampered by teachers.
memetic_sisyphus@memeticsisyphus
It’s true, every halfway intelligent right winger I know irl had a massive conflict with at least one elementary teacher over things like: reading ahead, reading too difficult books, not showing enough work, etc etc. it’s the first time we experience the uncaring tyranny of state bureaucracy and it sucks.
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@_alt_gains @colligocritters I learned what bright colors in nature meant that day lol
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@pseudonym_witty @colligocritters It has bright red on it. Why would you 😅
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worst part about offering to ID beetles is the cold shiver I get in 1 out of 1000 cases where someone has an actual dangerous bug in front of them
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@de_pivo @colligocritters By far the most painful insect sting/bite I’ve ever experienced.
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@JuYeHyeungLIVE @colligocritters Oh yes… yes it did 😂
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@pseudonym_witty @colligocritters Did it stung you?
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@RLeeMX_90 @colligocritters Let’s just say it was a core childhood memory 😅
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@pseudonym_witty @colligocritters 🤣 I bet you won’t do that again. I cut one’s head off one time and it rolled its head over and bit me. Now I don’t even bother killing them I just GTFO of there.
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@johnnyweakhands @colligocritters Because I was 6 and dumb lol
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@BirdmanAnderson @KingdomsCometh @colligocritters 6 year old me came back for revenge after I got done screaming lol… it probably took 10 or 15 whacks with my walkie talkie to finally get it
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@KingdomsCometh @pseudonym_witty @colligocritters I ran one over with my lawn mower twice and it was fine
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@pseudonym_witty @wil_da_beast630 Do you mean hateful or hate-filled?
You could mean either one, but used together in that particular sentence suggests you're unclear on the difference.
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Teachers post lower SAT/IQ scores than any other white collar profession except social workers.
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@JSsotired @colligocritters How young me learned the lesson that bright pretty things in nature are often a warning lol
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@pseudonym_witty @colligocritters Haha, the cow killer red velvet ant, that isn't even an ant. I see a couple a year. Still pretty though
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@Hunter02277 @colligocritters I wasn’t so lucky 😭
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@pseudonym_witty @colligocritters Used to see these a lot as a child and pick them up, now I realize I used all of my luck playing with insects 😂
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@pseudonym_witty @wil_da_beast630 I’ve read the smartest people in the world are burner accounts. It never fails, have fun trolling, Einstein
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@pseudonym_witty @wil_da_beast630 We can’t be all as understanding and empathetic as you are.
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@Mangemongen @wil_da_beast630 That is amazing lol
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@pseudonym_witty @wil_da_beast630 Your username reminded me of when a teacher told me ”pseudonym” wasn’t a real word, and that it was called ”pen name” when a writer uses a different name than their real one.
God, I sure do miss school!
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@pseudonym_witty @shellyscallions @DelawareTrackXC @wil_da_beast630 It’s X so we just make up stuff on here to make us feel superior.
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