David Puddy

All this talk about “what happened to our EBT” gave me an idea…why don’t they work on my farm for free food?! ICE took all my mexicans

@itsmarkmoran I wonder what age they knew they were lebanese I feel like most women find out at 19-20 as those are prime subaru years

When I lived in NYC, I became friends with many Lebanese people. Some of them are my best friends. They are PHENOMENAL and remarkable people…I’m even a member of the Lebanese of NY group on Facebook… If we are truly the “world’s super power” and we’re not defending Lebanon then we are truly a compromised and corrupt country and we have to change… It’s our right and our duty as the declaration says.

@NickWatts Yeah dude all that stuff

We live for it don’t we lads Frothy monkeys on the week end Allow it 👊

@DrSquigger That’s the one

@itsmarkmoran Excuse me I’m a fucking genius if you’d follow me back you’d know this thanks this message brought to you by David Puddy for Twitter

What my DMs look like…

@beckyretard @TheBigkevkissy How about I strap you to my back and then we go grocery shopping

@TheBigkevkissy guess i’ll have to go skydiving to find out

just saw video of someone skydiving and like i got to thinking like how many times do you think those dudes who strap on to the people get boners and like what do you even do in that situation

@MulletEnjoyer I would argue with your ass if I knew how to contact it directly

any guy who complains about girls on the BV is a homosexual argue with my ass

@ThrobbyBoucher Hell yea dude thanks for the retwizzle

You don't talk like this IRL 😂😂 nows not the time to start acting hard

@jeffmcballz Jeff mcballs says David Puddy

This is NOT true i have $20 to my name drinks are not on me

@ThrobbyBoucher Aren’t you black go pick my spinach

Yeah thanks uncle i'll totally take your word for it #geed

@CoachFrost7 I can

Can you guys also do this lmk I always thought everyone could

@TedGrizzlyDavis @Ac3cy2 Yep well said

@Ac3cy2 You sound very annoying

@beckyretard I have reason to believe you were in a cave system in northern Afghanistan doing 9/11

@puddyLLC i was Keith Knudsen before i was reincarnated as becky

i like older men bc i like asking them about 9/11

Thanks Snapchat very cool

@whiteboy3274 Larping as a CPA is like larping as a substitute teacher What is to be gained

look who decided to stop larping as a CPA!! maybe lying every day does get old!

@RustCohle215 @YN_Washington @Foodacriss @janerikaowens G

@YN_Washington @Foodacriss @janerikaowens G

Masters ⛳️

@JeffShingle67 Tallywhack it side to side

Wtm

@EllumHarvey @SmartHobbes2087 Is that bill tingle

@SmartHobbes2087 Relax nobody knows who you are

@TheBigVacuum97 @Snapchat You ever lick on her ears?

Thanks for this “random” flashback of my ex wife @Snapchat I fucking hate your stupid ass app. #BigVacuum