Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

Lou: Who’s on call? Bud: Yes. Lou: The guy on call. Bud: Who. Lou: Who’s taking calls after hours!? Bud: Exactly sqlstudies.com/2013/11/13/who…

@BentleyAudrey @UK_Daniel_Card I saw a thing that pointed out the top 10-20 people by number of TikTok followers. #1 had over 100mil .. I've never heard of the top 10. I figure it happens. 🤷‍♂️

@UK_Daniel_Card I'm not trying to be an asshole but I've never heard of her? I am not saying that necessarily means anything but if she has over 2 million followers I feel like I would know her?

mother of god...... what is this nonsense...

@sciencegirl I wonder how this will affect people, particularly children, and pets.

NASA engineers have developed a method to extinguish fires using low-frequency sound waves. 📹sambentley

@deidrejowen If I remember correctly Burger King's special sauce was similar to Thousand Island.

@sqlstudent144 Thanks for the tip 😊

Miss Sandwiches here ran out of mayonnaise (!!!) but I remembered that some people use butter and I… didn’t hate it? 🤔

@BentleyAudrey Same. Exactly the same.

Uhm yes? That’s literally my body except I have big boobs lololololololol

@crisisofconsc @TimmyJohnsL2 I don't understand why people hate on A1 so much these days.

@TimmyJohnsL2 i'm here for the AI hate

Corporations want employees to be in office 5 days a week for “the culture” but don’t hesitate to replace half the company with AI? Isn’t that a bit of a contradiction? Like “come spend time with your coworkers in person, but watch us fire half of them and now you work with AI”

@Codebender_Cate @foilmanhacks @0x686967 @BentleyAudrey @CombatBeat @wvualphasoldier @Cthulhu_Answers @JustWantToQ1 @grok @Lamp_Sec @Bandrel @uwu_underground @0xTib3rius @NotNordgaren @cliffsrepaircor @austeregrim @iamjessnellaa @MoistValgina @MsAshBash420 @yaginosenshii @ArtemisFrostt @itsFATALE @crisisofconsc @zarchasmpgmr @DanielW_Kiwi @loftwah @aylacroft @RIDG_Sween @lili_pl @karomancer @blackroomsec @JenLRossman @1o57 @kwestin @ZatchbotGaming @TeamTwiizers @DerfJagged @snboyle @sfzombie13 @minitru @_MG_ @brysonbort @MasterDroo @sleeping_kali @aarostew @jasonsnitker @ThatRoadGuy I'm just lurking so that no one notices I'm here. 🙃

@foilmanhacks @0x686967 @BentleyAudrey @CombatBeat @wvualphasoldier @Cthulhu_Answers @JustWantToQ1 @grok @Lamp_Sec @Bandrel @uwu_underground @sqlstudent144 @0xTib3rius @NotNordgaren @cliffsrepaircor @austeregrim @iamjessnellaa @MoistValgina @MsAshBash420 @yaginosenshii @ArtemisFrostt @itsFATALE @crisisofconsc @zarchasmpgmr @DanielW_Kiwi @loftwah @aylacroft @RIDG_Sween @lili_pl @karomancer @blackroomsec @JenLRossman @1o57 @kwestin @ZatchbotGaming @TeamTwiizers @DerfJagged @snboyle @sfzombie13 @minitru @_MG_ @brysonbort @MasterDroo @sleeping_kali @aarostew @jasonsnitker @ThatRoadGuy I honestly have no idea what's going on in this thread 🤣

Number 9's not bad @cam_wandrlust! Here's your top 20 mutuals ranked by recent engagements: 1. @toniotheone 2. @InFeRn0AnT 3. @conspiracylife 4. @Black_success01 5. @JordanDenzel 6. @Thackerybinx86 7. @Veishi336 8. @SanoTheLantern 9. @KBara4735 10. @CAMTEAMROCKET 11. @ItsZarlo 12. @random_weighs 13. @JoeBean13104898 14. @allaboutrone 15. @justbrestill 16. @Soul_is_ME 17. @KlassyMcKlass 18. @aj_heart88 19. @DRE3K 20. @zrksmll Fun list! 😊

I pay for internet just for moments like this

@BentleyAudrey 🩸🩸🩸 Vampirism is complicated. ❤️

Please send prayers that this infusion helps my anemia 🙏🏻

@deidrejowen Oh that's really cool! I've loved their comedy for years!

So THIS happened after the show! My sister and I got to meet Suzy Izzard!! 🤯 She shook my hand 😭 Details 👇

@steveolivas I'm really sorry. That has to suck.

Welp…our days as quail owners are officially over. God had other plans, and sent a storm to do the dirty work. Here is where the quail house USED to be. PS - that thing was big and heavy (Mrs. Steve built it by hand from scrap lumber)— and it is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

@kmcnam1 I have the right to remain silent .. just not the ability.

The diagrams are necessary.

Hu .. I guess it's not just me.

@crisisofconsc That's awesome 😂😂

When I was a teenager, my dad would pick me up from the mall with all four windows of his car rolled down blasting “Du Hast” by Rammstein at a volume usually reserved for a Metallica concert. Anyway, I just did the same thing to him picking him up from the airport.

@steveolivas Do you remember when waking up from a sound sleep didn't include a check for new injuries?

I remember when I was younger and things were just… easier. Like—moving (any part of my body) for example.

Obviously

@BentleyAudrey We call that temporary rain runoff.

It’s a CRICK. Not accepting any other responses at this time.

This is a lot funnier (and a lot sadder) than I feel like it should be.