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@Clevta For me, that would be like betting on Michigan. Biggest dick in golf history.

@statsOSU Like? I just bet the guy dude.

We need you

@JasonSobelGolf Go Europeans.

It’s Patrick Reed against the Europeans. Just the way it should be.

@Clevta Please forward this to Grossi.

I dont fully understand any hype around Denzel Boston. Just a 3 star coming out/late bloomer in college, has skeptics bc he looks to be a big contested catch WR (where we have seen a ton of busts of late) who may lack speed. But we will never find out bc he refused to run at the combine and his pro day where conditions are favorable. Has a below median (35th percentile) vertical which is important for a guy whose superpower is to win contested targets. And of course we dont know his actual speed which is likely poor bc he didnt take the opp to run. If he did run and was in the 4.4's he could've been in the mix as a top 2-3 drafted WR so tells me a lot. Cant find many WRs expected to go outside the top half of round one who just refused to run. Quinton Johnston is like the only one I could find. I really need convincing to take him top 20-25

@SportsBoyTony @McShay13 @ringer I think his main problem, that I never hear said, is he’s so immature. Sounds like a child when he speaks. Moreover, like Ken said, he’s probably been over protected by his dad.

Didn’t everyone just overthink the Shedeur Sanders draft free fall? It wasn’t about a work ethic issue or some questions about his intelligence. He just blew it with the interviews. Said the wrong things and it scared teams. That’s all

@JayCuda People in Ohio aren’t happy with you right now. How dare you but that ugly graphic over our beautiful state?

closest sweet 16 team to each county in the contiguous US

Donald Trump is a man of very low character whose whole life demonstrates it. Robert Mueller was a man of very high character whose whole life demonstrated it. The great division in our country is between people who understand these basic facts, and those who reject them. From the citation accompanying the Bronze Star (with V for combat valor) that Marine Second Lieutenant Robert Mueller received for his actions in 1968, during the Vietnam War—the war Trump avoided: “With complete disregard for his own safety, he then skillfully supervised the evacuation of casualties from the hazardous area and, on one occasion, personally led a fire team across the fire-swept area terrain to recover a mortally wounded Marine who had fallen in a position forward of the friendly lines.” Months later, still serving our country in the war that Trump avoided, Mueller was wounded again, shot in the leg. “I consider myself exceptionally lucky to have made it out of Vietnam,” Mueller told author Garrett Graff years later. “There were many—many—who did not. And perhaps because I did survive Vietnam, I have always felt compelled to contribute." Robert Mueller went on to serve our country honorably in many other ways. His rock-solid integrity as a public official—and as a private citizen—will stand as an example and inspiration to all who learn about him, long after Donald Trump is gone.

@NickWilsonSays I like this except Bailey and Lou will never be available in those slots.

My completely unnecessary post-Tylan Wallace signing Browns mock draft

@KenCarman You’re right. You don’t belong at The Masters.

Hall of Fame Beef Strip or Ribeye Spaghetti Salad (Italian or Caesar) Streetsboro Dairy Queen Blizzards Busch Light Jack Daniel’s

@KenCarman Agree. Can’t believe 39% of people think a Finals trip is more likely. Statistically, that is probably at best a 15-20% chance (I would say less). They definitely have a greater than 20% of losing in the 1st rd.

Again. Nuts

@JoeBanner13 He’s being very sarcastic.

Hard to believe

@923TheFan @KenCarman I want Ty Simpson! (At 24)

@ThePoniExpress I’ve become insufferable and no one likes me.

Theories on what Aaron Rodgers will say on McAfee today: “I’m returning to the Pittsburgh Steelers.” “I’m waiting to see what is out there on Monday. I owe it to myself to see what’s out there.” “I’m retiring after two decades in football.” What do you think he’ll say?

@RealDCunningham I only watched 4th qtr and OT but I found Mobley to be disappointing as usual. Anti-clutch.

#Cavs lose to the Pistons 122-119 in overtime without a handful of rotation players. Cavs had every opportunity to win this one but executed horribly down the stretch in the fourth quarter. Very gritty effort and a strong night from Evan Mobley.

@curiosityonx Me.

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@SportsBoyTony Relax, @KenCarman has them in the Finals.

The one thing the DG trade didn’t fix — and might have been made worse with Hunter trade — is Cavs still lack real length and athleticism. You could really see that vs CHA and this version of OKC. They couldn’t fix it all at deadline but they’ll have to overcome in East playoffs

@AriWasserman Ari, your last sentence is the entire issue. You look at CFB through the wide lens of the “consumer”. Fans look through a narrow lens at their team. 95% of your online arguments can be boiled down to this but you are unable to see it since you aren’t a regular fan.

If you're afraid of being 9-3, you aren't winning the title anyway. I disagree with you and believe a 9-3 team (with a hard schedule and good wins) will get in at some point in the future, but even if you're right, scheduling like that on a philosophical level is soft and creates a worse product for the consumer.

@SamMonsonNFL Both Buckeyes.

Antoine Winfield 1.0 used to do this twice a week.

@SportsBoyTony @KenCarman He deserves it for that ridiculous take.

Hoyer RIPPING @KenCarman on national TV!!!!!!

@ThePoniExpress Of course he’s not a good person. He raped 2 women.

OMG: Joey Porter absolutely DESTROYS Big Ben on Cam Heyward’s podcast. Says he wasn’t a good teammate. He’s not a good person. And has no right to talk about the Steelers business on his podcast. Holy crap. Watch.