Claire
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Claire
@twobytwo_
Identical twin with @melhappens, from Yorkshire. Comedy, theatre, parkrun and cat enthusiast. Sometime adventurer.
Row H in the stalls Sumali Ocak 2009
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@TicketmasterCS Hello, we went to an event at Leeds Becket Student Union (LBSU) last night, but your app said it was the Headingley LBSU when in fact it was Leeds City Centre LBSU. When we realised the mistake we had to get an Uber. Just needs correcting on the app please.
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@ATDazzles A lot of time it’s the only opportunity for us non-Londoners to see many big productions, seen so many over the years I otherwise would not have got to see. It’s great because there’s no bad seat.
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Keen to know people's thoughts for something I'm working on (to be revealed soon)
What are your thoughts on theatre breaking out of its box and having more theatre related shows on TV & in cinemas
Should there be more of it? When does it work well and does it ever lose the magic?
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Geeeeeettttt…. DRESSED ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… it is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas daaaaay!
Love,
The Airport.
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GET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN, LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY! FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! ITS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS DAY! IT IS CHRII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAY, CHRISSIMUS DAY! IT IS CHRIII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HISMAS DAAAY
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Company I work for is downsizing and I had to put forward three members of staff for redundancy. Out of the six people who met the criteria I picked the two that didn't put into my fiftieth birthday collection and the one who demands the windows be open in the middle of winter.
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It's criminal that they never released an album of the original BBC Horrible Histories TV series songs.
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@watsoncomedian Was at an American show at Ed fringe years ago where the largely British audience weren’t really getting on board with the style of humour. A British guy on the row in front actually turned round and told off the American next to me for laughing too loudly.
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Every comedian who reads this is picturing a different audience member whose face still haunts them.
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I don't find any jokes funny whatsoever. But I want to. For 26 years now I have been travelling the country to go to various comedy shows of both famous and lesser known comedians. To date, none of them have made me laugh.
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@RachyCatMum They were! Didn’t care who they played as long as they actually played! (Followed back)
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@twobytwo_ Sounds like your boys were good sports!! (fellow cat enthusiast so followed, hope that is OK!)
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The problem with both art and PE teaching - at least in the 1980s - is that you weren't taught either. If you didn't have a natural talent in them the teachers just didn't give a fuck about you and had to flounder around hating every minute
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@RachyCatMum I had the enthusiasm but not the fitness nor the height, so I could never keep up with them 🤣 . It was either them or the rest of the girls who simply didn’t want to know. Sport with the boys was so much better, they actually wanted to play and treated me like an equal!
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@Carrie62759853 Being forced to do any sport you’re not interested in is awful, but one day when you’re older you could well find something you enjoy where there is no pressure!
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@anon_opin Went to a big outdoor comedy gig this summer, downloaded the e-tickets beforehand. At the gate the QR code wouldn’t scan so I had to find the tickets in the app instead. I always pay a quid or two more for a paper ticket if possible.
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I'm all for saving the planet, in fact it's a great idea. But I will say losing paper gig tickets is the worst outcome of all of this. One of my the few joys in my life was my gig ticket collection.
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@anon_opin My friend is part of Mountain Rescue and says my map reading skills are really good 😎
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Learning how to read a map should be taught in schools. The amount of people who can't correlate what they're seeing in front of them with what's on the map is astounding.
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Did this. Weeks turned into months turned into years.
Fesshole🧻@fesshole
I've stopped asking people to go for a pint as an experiment to see how long it is before someone asks me, coming up to 7 weeks.
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