Ewan

My Mum will be 93 this year. I hope this doesn't give her any ideas. Like going to the moon, for example.

@BillSimmons As a Raiders fan, I didn’t think I could hate a team more than the Broncos. Or the Chiefs. Or the Pats, the Cowboys, the Steelers, the Niners, and the Commanders. 🤔 Ok, I still really hate the Broncos and Chiefs, but the Ravens are up there. A ‘pantheon’, if you will.

The Ravens traded Maxx Crosby for 2 first rounders, Trey Hendrickson and at least 2 years of bad karma — definitely ballsy.

@pieandbov Well done. Honestly surprised why so many 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Fitba people are still on here, including official feed for my team 🇧🇪. Mibbes if next PM Farage brings that nazi wank Musk to advise they’ll have 2nd thoughts. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Bluesky is just fine. (& only here cos a pal posted something.)

TLDR; Expect less shite from me Decided it's now time to start winding down the amount of time I spend on here. Twitter used to be a great laugh, but it's an absolute shambles now, full of fucking bots & spam, a lot of the good guys have already gone, and any engagement you do get tends to be almost universally toxic. It's just shite to be honest. I can't be arsed with it any more. I'm an old fucker and this feels like a colossal waste of my time and energy these days. I've better things to be doing. Hard to give it up completely, so I won't be doing that just yet, but I'm not gonna bother with the really time consuming drivel any more. That starts with the midweek micro previews and the Sunday morning round up - they take fucking ages and let's be honest - nobody really cares whether they're posted or not - so I'm sacking those off immediately. Can't bin the whole account in the middle of the best title race for a million years and ahead of the first Scotland appearance at a World Cup in two million years but I'll give that some more thought in the Summer. Get it up you all.

@Ol_TimeFootball @PaulHGutierrez Bad Bambi

Nothing will ever top the 1958 #NFL championship halftime show #SuperBowl

@Casumptious @AgentP22 Why are the SNP happy about that? And why don’t you know it’s ’there *are* more murderers’ - and how to use commas?

@AgentP22 Makes a change, it’s usually Glasgow, where there’s more murders than in London. The SNP joyous and civic Scotland.

Hanover Street, Edinburgh this afternoon. Things are getting out of control.

@MoeMoton You can’t run without legs. Wrap the f*** up.

You’re correct.

One discovery on moving to the US is that however into Halloween you think Americans are, it's more than that.

@VicTafur It’s like you never left Vegas.

The good news is that Sunday’s injuries don’t seem like serious, long-term issues. And that “easy” schedule everyone talked about all spring and summer finally kicks in. Only one of the 49ers’ next six opponents has a winning record, and four have two wins or fewer.

The offense didn’t have a 1st down on 6 of its 9 possessions, while the defense blew coverages on 3rd downs all day. And yeah, not having Nick Bosa, Fred Warner and Bryce Huff didn’t help. The 49ers never sacked C.J. Stroud and touched only him twice … nytimes.com/athletic/67522… ⤵️

@Nate_Tice Fear the Spear!

quiet. Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele is on.

@VicTafur Fear the Spear!

Holy crap. That was bad.

Roll on you Bears

@TVietor08 How do you know they want to be home with their families? Maybe they think they’re doing the right thing ? Your take is, unusually, shitty and lame. Be better.

This is shitty and lame. These national guard guys don't want to be in DC any more than DC residents want them there. They want to be home with their families. Annoy the people who decided to send them there in the first place.

@fitbatweets You on Bluesky mate? Forgot about you over here on Z.

The opening act of a first half horror show for Rangers.

@Mikel_Jollett $10 each, but act quick; they’ll be gone in the morning.

Soooo everyone understands the price of eggs is about to go way way UP, right?

@MoeMoton 2 Verts

Go routes and crashouts

Even a stopped clock..

@jonnysmith80 @_MLFootball @LawsNation @tx_princess78 @ScooterMagruder @mtag1993 @Spoonie881 @adavidson55 @scottsmith69 @AlasdairMull Tut tut still posting on TwiX 😉

@_MLFootball @LawsNation @tx_princess78 @ScooterMagruder @mtag1993 @Spoonie881 @adavidson55 @scottsmith69 @12EC @AlasdairMull Tut tut

🚨NEWS: #Cowboys QB Cooper Rush has a $500k incentive for playing at least 55% of snaps this season and owner Jerry Jones decided to start Trey Lance for the first time. 😳 Rush was literally just a couple drives away from hitting the incentive. Rush is only making 2.5 million.

@DannyBKelly “Stat Couture”. Exclusive, custom-fitting, high-end statistics designed to suit your point.

taking submissions for what we should start calling these kinds of stats, which now seem to happen every week bc we live in weird times

@ScotlandNFL It really is. I’d like to thank StanK for building us ☠️ a home away from home. #RNFL

What a stadium 😍😍😍

@jonnysmith80 @CommiesMommies 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

@CommiesMommies @12EC

The Commanders are in talks to change their logo back to the Redskins logo. #RaiseHail #NFL

Splitting time on the apps. This was fascinating. @adavidson55

I’m also over at ewan12@bsky.social Nothing posted, but I’ve joined the winter migration.