Turtle

My baby pic after I hatched.

@llamaincrisis Southern road kill.

Why the fuck do armadillos even bother with that armor if they still get run over?

@CatInShambles I fuck with cats.

im not a farm animal. too feline for that

@BullOnStandby Where’s the beef?

i don’t have beef with anyone i am the beef

@cheetahincrisis I ain’t eating that either

why is this ugly ass thing following me ? I don't even feel like eating it 🤢

@cowincrisis Stupid mammals. Just lay eggs and move on with life.

how it feels doing stupid shit and acting like who you swore you’d never be

@dinoincrisis Thankfully you can’t see me

soo hungry i can eat 10 cows, 7 goats, 8 pigs & 1 spinosaur.

@sanandreafault What have you done lately?

Just remember geology twitter still rocks

@thefarmersheep Horse tried to step on me. Fuck horse.

morning to all my farm animal except horse

@naiivememe @thefarmers_Dog Ask and you shall receive.

Dear X algorithm, please give me more of this content. thank you

@dogsarenotslave I agree

@3ToedBoxTurtle Goat

Which animal is the ugliest?

@LivinTheFringe Hi Trina

I fucking love that a bunch of vulgar animals have taken over X

@JamieGinnaty Welcome to the jungle!

@3ToedBoxTurtle Hi turtle. I can’t believe that I just followed a fucking turtle. What the hell I’m going to follow horse and cow too.

I’m new here. Took me a while. I’m a little slow.

@blobfishcrisis @thefarmers_Dog Great point

@thefarmers_Dog @3ToedBoxTurtle thats kinda my department fellas, i may not have much going on but i know one thing: i got ya beat there. tell ya that for free.

@sanandreafault You haven’t done anything lately.🥱

Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter

@l3vvrayson Can’t milk me, farmer

Time to milk my cow . This is my favorite part of owning farm animals 😀

@djcctr Looks like my sister! See the similarity?

@3ToedBoxTurtle Is this yours?

@FAFOGoat Hallmark Channel?

@3ToedBoxTurtle So you don’t deny Nat Geo is code for dick. Curious.

Nat Geo is code for dick.

@jgoodloejapan Making X great again.

@3ToedBoxTurtle You made the internet laugh though. Haha. Cheers. 🍻

I made this bitch stop laughing.

Good night to everyone except Billy. 🖕

@FAFOGoat Fuck you Billy!

Updated enemies list: Cow Pig Turtle Snake Dog Deer No I will not be elaborating.