@williamclintree @KameronWaller17 @HamDawg115 The irony of a Florida fan having to cherry pick 1980 of all years 🤣
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Richard Stroker
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Richard Stroker
@BallJuggler
Pronouns: LloydPierce/Fired Rest in Peace Joe and Candice🙏👼
شامل ہوئے Mart 2015
50 فالونگ672 فالوورز
@KameronWaller17 @HamDawg115 For the majority of people who use Twitter (45yo and younger), Florida has been more successful than Georgia in their life.
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44-57-2
Florida is always lil bro
#GoDawgs
SEC Supremacy@SECSupremacyCFB
Florida’s all time record vs every current SEC team
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@John_KOD05 @Nyanasaur Dudes still falling for Joe Mama and Candice Dickfit in the big 2026 😭💔
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@John_KOD05 @Nyanasaur A 3 year old could tell you what halfway means 🤣 Just admit you got owned and keep it pushing
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I'm sorry but this is some hometown scorekeeping right here. In no universe should this be called a triple, this is a double and advancing to 3rd on the throw
MLB@MLB
BRYCE HARPER TRIPLES TO COMPLETE THE CYCLE!
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@BallJuggler @John_KOD05 @Nyanasaur Why would he - he’s right - that’s a triple since he never stopped running and was already off 2nd before they threw it. Continuous play and cutoff threw home after Harper was past second without stopping.
Not too late to delete this 💀
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@Nyanasaur He was half way to 3rd as the cut off man was hit. What the fuck are you talking about? Lmao
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@mccarthynose @itsvarora @MarkVillacampa I understand trying to lie to other Europeans about this, but why try to lie to an American? They obviously know none of this is true 😂
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@itsvarora @MarkVillacampa 98% of americans live hand to mouth. You don't have a middle class... It literally goes bankers politicians and elites to scraping by a living.
You always hear the expression working two jobs in american culture, literally nobody does that here.
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help my European mind comprehend this
USA: richest country on earth, infinite GDP and yet manufactures artificial scarcity around bagels, brunch and coffee
Europe: spiritually bankrupt, economically cooked but somehow there’s always a little table outside and a glass of something for 3€
Cory Etzkorn@coryetzkorn
NYC is the greatest place on earth to wait in line
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@Bingerz123 @SERDAFIED @MaacTheft The 3 touchdowns per game figure is per team, so with your logic, premier league teams score half the points
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I'm not a soccer fan by any means,
But 1. He just described the NBA
2. He just described NHL
3. The points scored per game by a NFL team this year was 22.9. Or 3 touchdowns. Make soccer goals worth 7 and you suddenly have the same scoring.
History With Jacob@HistoryWJacob
Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.
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@SERDAFIED @MaacTheft So for the premier league last season they averaged 2.75 goals per game across 20 teams and 380 games.
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@MartinWind31149 @BootyCommando @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo Making fun of you for being dumb is thin skinned ? 😭💔
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@BootyCommando @CamMagicMan @Heeehooooo I didn't know american fans were so thin-skinned, sorry.
And yes, people who don't know anything about football are lesser when it comes to football, obviously.
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Highlights from the Yank fans so far:
- Chanting USA slowly
- Chanting USA quickly
- Randomly singing Seven Nation Army
- People waving for the camera
Everyone who is wearing a team shirt is wearing the current one as well which is all you need to know #USAAUS
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@OfficialPCMR Okay, I'm fairly computer literate (been using computers heavily since age 9 across multiple OS, Linux user these days) and I honestly could see myself falling for this without a warning or at least a knowledge that this will install/run a program without my actual permission
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No, it is not.
Do not do this.
Seriously. DO NOT DO THIS.
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So now Havok is playing with an actual cheater 😳 please keep the same energy over there
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@HYmeraj5265 @FightMeYoshimi @Pies_of_Lee In his bar analogy, the crime is throwing a punch, in the real world it's rape and murder.
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@FightMeYoshimi @Pies_of_Lee in your bar analogy the percentage is 10 or 25 percent in the real world is closer to 2-5 percent and if you get kicked out of a bar nothing terrible happens to you but if you get deported your life is ruined and depending on the country you get sent to you might die
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@pt939913 @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 The SEC had 3 teams finish in the top 6. LSU finished 16. Go do your research, this is boring. Have a good one
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@BallJuggler @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 1. Not just a sec team, they beat the sec’s 2nd best team. The conference bias by the committee/espn gave them more ammo to put bama in over fsu.
2. Bama beat them 42-28 (Daniels knocked out for a portion of the game). FSU beat them 45-17.
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He forgot Beck put 63 on FSU?
Lol
Logan B. Robinson@LogansTwitty
Former FSU star RB Trey Benson messing with now-teammate and former Miami QB Carson Beck 😂
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@pt939913 @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 Again, all these talking points are meant for your coworkers that watch 1 college football game a year. You're making a fool out of yourself to anyone with even a basic knowledge of the sport
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@pt939913 @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 1. "They beat an SEC team the year before" might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever read
2. Alabama blew out LSU in 2023 (The year we're talking about😂)
3. Send me a single interview where Kirby speaks poorly of the opposing team's players and I'll send you $100,000
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@pt939913 @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 Or, FSU wasn't actually good, as evidenced by the fact that they were objectively bad every season before that, and have been objectively bad every season since.
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@BallJuggler @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 But you have proven my point, fsu has been so bad the last two years (except beating Georgia kryptonite bama), that the 2023 team that went undefeated must have been insanely elite since norvell isn’t a good coach.
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@TheTTUdude @reclinernerd Pretending to be an idiot because your ego won't let you admit you were wrong is more embarrassing than just being an idiot btw
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@BallJuggler @reclinernerd I’m assuming you looked it up, thank you.
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RAPE?????? Why is this not being blasted over social media and gambling was?!?! Where the integrity o the sport with this being on the field?!?!
College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal
NEW: Former BYU WR Parker Kingston’s rape charge has been DISMISSED in court. Kingston is now ELIGIBLE to play this season, just not for BYU 😳
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@pt939913 @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 Like I said, these arguments that rely on your opponent knowing absolutely nothing about football don't really work anymore. That "Jayden Daniels led" LSU team finished that season with 1 ranked win. You're not fooling anyone except people who didn't watch him in college.
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@BallJuggler @jawjuhfan @ChemicalBank305 So how does a “fake” team beat Jayden Daniels led lsu 45-17? and how do they go undefeated? Also, the sec ain’t what it used to be, fsu whooped bama last year and struggled in conference.
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